Sarah
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Sarah
@sarahloudandshort.bsky.social
· Oct 15
I think I’m going to start writing again.
Coming soon, Another Dumb Bitch with a Substack.™️
Coming soon, Another Dumb Bitch with a Substack.™️
Okay, the new Knives Out is fantastic.
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Okay, the new Knives Out is fantastic.
I saw a craft/home decor influencer share that she’d found a festive slideshow on YouTube to play on her TV during a party, to help the there be less of a dark hole in the room.
I’m not sure that method works as well on a behemoth, but it’s fun and better than a blank giant TV screen!
I’m not sure that method works as well on a behemoth, but it’s fun and better than a blank giant TV screen!
December 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I saw a craft/home decor influencer share that she’d found a festive slideshow on YouTube to play on her TV during a party, to help the there be less of a dark hole in the room.
I’m not sure that method works as well on a behemoth, but it’s fun and better than a blank giant TV screen!
I’m not sure that method works as well on a behemoth, but it’s fun and better than a blank giant TV screen!
I hadn’t found any good ornaments for the girls this year so I decided I’d make them.
Bought a digital chart for Sav’s and figured I’d just paint the canvas myself instead of having to wait on one to be shipped.
Friends I am never painting my own canvas again. What the fuck.
Bought a digital chart for Sav’s and figured I’d just paint the canvas myself instead of having to wait on one to be shipped.
Friends I am never painting my own canvas again. What the fuck.
December 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I hadn’t found any good ornaments for the girls this year so I decided I’d make them.
Bought a digital chart for Sav’s and figured I’d just paint the canvas myself instead of having to wait on one to be shipped.
Friends I am never painting my own canvas again. What the fuck.
Bought a digital chart for Sav’s and figured I’d just paint the canvas myself instead of having to wait on one to be shipped.
Friends I am never painting my own canvas again. What the fuck.
I think everyone is trying to really eff up my Friday. I want to reply to all of my emails with this gif.
a person wearing a black shirt with a wolf on it and the word scram on it
ALT: a person wearing a black shirt with a wolf on it and the word scram on it
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I think everyone is trying to really eff up my Friday. I want to reply to all of my emails with this gif.
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When the house makes an odd thonk in the night while everyone you live with is in the bed next to you, my home security solution has always been: that’s none of my business.
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
When the house makes an odd thonk in the night while everyone you live with is in the bed next to you, my home security solution has always been: that’s none of my business.
When I look at the list of things I need to do before next Saturday I kind of want to throw up and cry and hide under the covers.
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
When I look at the list of things I need to do before next Saturday I kind of want to throw up and cry and hide under the covers.
Lil Otis got acquainted with trazadone this evening and he is CLINGY.
I’ve gotten a little smaller but this is not a two person chair.
I’ve gotten a little smaller but this is not a two person chair.
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Lil Otis got acquainted with trazadone this evening and he is CLINGY.
I’ve gotten a little smaller but this is not a two person chair.
I’ve gotten a little smaller but this is not a two person chair.
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Just insane and to sneak a Konchar surgery in there?
I’d say I give up if I hadn’t given up so many times before.
I’d say I give up if I hadn’t given up so many times before.
December 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Just insane and to sneak a Konchar surgery in there?
I’d say I give up if I hadn’t given up so many times before.
I’d say I give up if I hadn’t given up so many times before.
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
I restarted my rent the runway and bought a couple new sweaters. I might go try on jeans tomorrow. I am fairly confident that I will soon have more than two pants with buttons that fit.
Not having many clothes that fit my current body is really bumming me out.
After having mostly the same size/shape for 20 years, finding what works now feels stressful and expensive and overwhelming.
I know the answer is just going and trying on clothes and buying what fits, but I don’t wannaaa.
After having mostly the same size/shape for 20 years, finding what works now feels stressful and expensive and overwhelming.
I know the answer is just going and trying on clothes and buying what fits, but I don’t wannaaa.
December 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I restarted my rent the runway and bought a couple new sweaters. I might go try on jeans tomorrow. I am fairly confident that I will soon have more than two pants with buttons that fit.
Got my nails done tonight and the nail tech really hit it out of the park this time! I didn’t do a great job communicating what I wanted last time, so I’m glad we were on the same page today. It’s really fun to have fun nails!
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Got my nails done tonight and the nail tech really hit it out of the park this time! I didn’t do a great job communicating what I wanted last time, so I’m glad we were on the same page today. It’s really fun to have fun nails!
Hit play on a funky lo-fi Christmas playlist on Spotify, and then I had the crushing realization that some of these songs are probably AI. 🙃
December 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hit play on a funky lo-fi Christmas playlist on Spotify, and then I had the crushing realization that some of these songs are probably AI. 🙃
My hair has thinned enough around my front hairline/part that it is visibly noticeable. I think this particular situation is fucking with my head more than any self image related issue has ever bothered me before.
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My hair has thinned enough around my front hairline/part that it is visibly noticeable. I think this particular situation is fucking with my head more than any self image related issue has ever bothered me before.
The fact that you can buy a robot litter box with FSA/HSA funds just proves that none of these rules mean anything at all. (I am not saying that a robot litter box does not positively impact one’s health, but also, just let people spend their money on what they deem necessary?!)
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The fact that you can buy a robot litter box with FSA/HSA funds just proves that none of these rules mean anything at all. (I am not saying that a robot litter box does not positively impact one’s health, but also, just let people spend their money on what they deem necessary?!)
Now that we’ve had packages of gifts arriving for weeks (things J and Sav have bought) and I have gotten sufficiently stressed out by my inaction, I am going to start my Christmas shopping today.
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Now that we’ve had packages of gifts arriving for weeks (things J and Sav have bought) and I have gotten sufficiently stressed out by my inaction, I am going to start my Christmas shopping today.
Not having many clothes that fit my current body is really bumming me out.
After having mostly the same size/shape for 20 years, finding what works now feels stressful and expensive and overwhelming.
I know the answer is just going and trying on clothes and buying what fits, but I don’t wannaaa.
After having mostly the same size/shape for 20 years, finding what works now feels stressful and expensive and overwhelming.
I know the answer is just going and trying on clothes and buying what fits, but I don’t wannaaa.
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Not having many clothes that fit my current body is really bumming me out.
After having mostly the same size/shape for 20 years, finding what works now feels stressful and expensive and overwhelming.
I know the answer is just going and trying on clothes and buying what fits, but I don’t wannaaa.
After having mostly the same size/shape for 20 years, finding what works now feels stressful and expensive and overwhelming.
I know the answer is just going and trying on clothes and buying what fits, but I don’t wannaaa.
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
The two bathrooms in our house share a wall, and it’s all fine and good until it’s not.
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The two bathrooms in our house share a wall, and it’s all fine and good until it’s not.
Well I just listened to “She Used to be Mine” and didn’t sob, so I guess therapy works.
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Well I just listened to “She Used to be Mine” and didn’t sob, so I guess therapy works.
J bought me the Rothy’s loafer mules, and friends. They are very cute.
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
J bought me the Rothy’s loafer mules, and friends. They are very cute.
Last year Jordan got me a weighted snuggie-style blanket. I used it until we moved, then didn’t get it back out during the summer.
Y’all it is the best, except it is rull tough to get up to do anything once I’m in my chair 😅
(Yes, I do think I may have turned into my Nana.)
Y’all it is the best, except it is rull tough to get up to do anything once I’m in my chair 😅
(Yes, I do think I may have turned into my Nana.)
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Last year Jordan got me a weighted snuggie-style blanket. I used it until we moved, then didn’t get it back out during the summer.
Y’all it is the best, except it is rull tough to get up to do anything once I’m in my chair 😅
(Yes, I do think I may have turned into my Nana.)
Y’all it is the best, except it is rull tough to get up to do anything once I’m in my chair 😅
(Yes, I do think I may have turned into my Nana.)
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PRESENT ME: man I wish I had a delicious snack right about now like cake or something
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
PRESENT ME: man I wish I had a delicious snack right about now like cake or something
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
A bed is gonna have to fit in here.
🎶It always looks worse before it looks betterrrrrr🎶
🎶It always looks worse before it looks betterrrrrr🎶
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A bed is gonna have to fit in here.
🎶It always looks worse before it looks betterrrrrr🎶
🎶It always looks worse before it looks betterrrrrr🎶
We have SO MUCH TO GET DONE to have the house ready for four extra humans to arrive on the 20th.
That means today is A Chore Day, and guys, I do not wanna do this. 😭
That means today is A Chore Day, and guys, I do not wanna do this. 😭
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We have SO MUCH TO GET DONE to have the house ready for four extra humans to arrive on the 20th.
That means today is A Chore Day, and guys, I do not wanna do this. 😭
That means today is A Chore Day, and guys, I do not wanna do this. 😭