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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · Mar 8

"I knew the way you know about a good melon"

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Hannah Pumpkins 🎃 🍂 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 16h

What are your autumn movies? These are mine but I need more

[ ] Over the Garden Wall
[ ] Knives Out
[ ] Poirot Hallowe'en Party
[ ] When Harry Met Sally
[ ] You've Got Mail
[ ] Clue
[ ] Fantastic Mr Fox
[ ] Coco
[ ] It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
[ ] Charlie's Brown Thanksgiving
[ ] First Thanksgiving Charlie Brown
[ ] The curious creations of Christine McConnell
[ ] Arsenic and Old Lace
[ ] Halloweentown
[ ] Heathers

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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 5h

was trying to remember the name of this movie so i can look for it at the movie store

🕷️🕸️ taryntula 🕸️🕷️ @peepsaregood.bsky.social · 13h

Hocus Pocus?

The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 1d

Though tbf a walking taco has only vague resemblance to a normal taco

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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 1d

Yes!!

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Kevin the Pikachu @kap3692.bsky.social · 3d

i do not want my posts to go viral
i want my posts to give my thirty or so Bluesky friends a good chuckle

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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 1d

What a classic episode

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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 1d

How can they possibly be good www.fillos.com/pages/walkin...

Walking Tamales | Fillos

Check out Fillo's walking tamales, like energy bars, FILLO’S Walking Tamales are a versatile solution, made to be taken anywhere and enjoyed anytime.

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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 1d

At the giant eagle i always go and look at the Discount Shelf - today they had "walking tamales" which sound awful. It's basically masa and fillings in a plastic pouch. Very excited to try them.

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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 1d

Dolly spends money like she believes in death judgment heaven and hell

PJR23 @stixx23.bsky.social · 1d

I hear she has supported school bands as well: www.thepinknews.com/2022/10/10/d...

Dolly Parton quietly funded Black school bands: 'The woman is a national treasure'

Dolly Parton paid for band uniforms and instruments for kids at majority Black high schools with zero publicity, a writer has revealed.

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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 1d

It's so goofy

The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 1d

Giant eagle checkout staff love to move like they're underwater, or dead

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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 1d

Standing in line at the WORST giant eagle, reflecting on how wegmans is going to eat them for lunch

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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 2d

Its always right on a line!

The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 2d

Pittsburgh should just get a little labeled bubble on all these maps

William Hazen @williamhazen.bsky.social · 3d

This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 2d

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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 4d

i definitely think of bugs bunny

The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 4d

i think the nfl is just going with what's likely to be popular with the Youths

The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 4d

i had never heard of bad bunny til i started taking classes with gen z kids and let me tell you they LOVE him

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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 4d

The point was to entertain kids and teach them very specific lessons like "be thankful to God for what you have"

The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 5d

went to see macbeth in the park and it was genuinely spooky despite being an absolutely gorgeous day (80, sunny, blue sky, slight breeze)

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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 6d

Gen z kids man

The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 6d

at spanish class earlier this week, my classmate was supposed to tell another classmate "you are the love of my life, i want to be with you forever" (en español) for a skit.

she asked - "do I have to look into his eyes?"

GIRL YES YOU HAVE TO LOOK INTO HIS EYES. HE IS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 6d

?????? dashare.zone ADMIN D-ASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELELEATON WITH SOME BURNING SHIT AND THERE SAYIN G "WHAT IS BONE BROTH" IT CANT JUST BE SOUP . IF ITS SOUP JUST SAY ITS SOUP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 6d

Sermon 30 is a real banger