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Hottie🐎Thick thigh nightmare💋👩🏻‍🍳English👩🏻‍🏫 turned👩🏻‍🔬Lover of🫎⛈️🌪️🌑🥘☕️🎶&✍🏻Nerdy & curvy👓🍑♓️♏️♐️♈️🖕🏻Unavailable🖕🏻
Pinned
Fuck rings. Wear my blood in a vial around your neck so I know it’s real.
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Live
Laugh
Squirt
October 6, 2023 at 3:08 AM
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down. I just didn’t expect them to be such losers.

I have never seen submission, embodied half so well, as in the feeble competition between men with souls to sell
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Pour me something strong, roll up something mild
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Smart, funny, you’re like honey. I want you to trickle right down my throat
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Always got them fuckin’ excuses
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Doing what’s right for me, myself & I
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Shrimp Fra Diavolo on a bed of polenta 😋😋

Even though I’ve been up since 2:30 and worked 14 hours today, I tried a little harder with supper. Yuh girl is fuckin’ ti’ed😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’ll let your body decide if this is good enough for ya💋
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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When you know
there is someone
thinking of you
warmly
you cannot help
but glow
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Beyond Tired 💀🐸⌨️

#Art by Ungfio
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I love when they disseminate SOP trainings and I fuckin’ wrote them. Like bruh. Shouldn’t I automatically be checked off the list?!?
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Read a good novel together and chill?
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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An unnamed wrenching at the heart.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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*teams blowing up as everyone logs on*

Me sitting here annoyed ‘cause I’ve already put in 4 hours & I’m trynna relax with my coffee before meetings start
a woman in a pink robe is drinking a cup of coffee from a mug that says tv land on it
ALT: a woman in a pink robe is drinking a cup of coffee from a mug that says tv land on it
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November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Logging onto work at 3am brings a whole new meaning to “suffering in silence”
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Fuckin’ Tuesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
a woman sitting in a chair holding a mug with a cartoon character on it
ALT: a woman sitting in a chair holding a mug with a cartoon character on it
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November 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻‍♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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There is no kingdom like the forests.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Impeach and remove this illegitimate president along, with the entire regime.

It's well past time!!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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In his world of sunsets, I was his Northern Lights
In English we say “I want you.”

In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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A very Inixibis (my dnd character) coded moonrise tonight.🌙
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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You don’t need to be smart to make a lot of money. You just have to have shitty morals 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM