sassyass
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English-language propaganda, oozing verbal sweat in the Tokyo heat
(formerly @giantrobot on bird site to much hilarious confusion)
(formerly @giantrobot on bird site to much hilarious confusion)
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Don’t be fooled: you can’t both claim this was simply the execution of an arrest warrant AND say the U.S. is now "running" Venezuela & grabbing its oil resources.
Trump just admitted this was a clear regime-change play to enrich U.S. oil companies & his billionaire buddies.
Trump just admitted this was a clear regime-change play to enrich U.S. oil companies & his billionaire buddies.
Trump and his cronies can try to dress this up, but it is an illegal act of war to replace Maduro and grab Venezuela's oil for his billionaire buddies.
Full statement below:
Full statement below:
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Don’t be fooled: you can’t both claim this was simply the execution of an arrest warrant AND say the U.S. is now "running" Venezuela & grabbing its oil resources.
Trump just admitted this was a clear regime-change play to enrich U.S. oil companies & his billionaire buddies.
Trump just admitted this was a clear regime-change play to enrich U.S. oil companies & his billionaire buddies.
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Listen, I LOVE orange but man these unis are just terrible
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Listen, I LOVE orange but man these unis are just terrible
BREAK UP THE JAZZ
(now i don’t feel so bad for the Pistons losing to them at the buzzer last night)
(now i don’t feel so bad for the Pistons losing to them at the buzzer last night)
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
BREAK UP THE JAZZ
(now i don’t feel so bad for the Pistons losing to them at the buzzer last night)
(now i don’t feel so bad for the Pistons losing to them at the buzzer last night)
If I have accomplished nothing else today at least I convinced the cashier at Trader Joe’s to stop using Grok
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If I have accomplished nothing else today at least I convinced the cashier at Trader Joe’s to stop using Grok
you wonder if ivey should take up meditation or something, he sometimes just really needs to slow down
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
you wonder if ivey should take up meditation or something, he sometimes just really needs to slow down
This game already feels like Dream Team vs. Angola
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This game already feels like Dream Team vs. Angola
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In lieu of elaborate means-tested standards or onerous top-down management, my proposal is simple: no one who is more famous than Druski is allowed to be in TV commercials. Druski's fine, I have no quarrel with him. Puddy from Seinfeld is probably below Druski now, he can stay. Chris Pratt must go.
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
In lieu of elaborate means-tested standards or onerous top-down management, my proposal is simple: no one who is more famous than Druski is allowed to be in TV commercials. Druski's fine, I have no quarrel with him. Puddy from Seinfeld is probably below Druski now, he can stay. Chris Pratt must go.
I know that Boston NBA Cup floor is supposed to evoke the parquet of the Garden but it reads like a green volleyball
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I know that Boston NBA Cup floor is supposed to evoke the parquet of the Garden but it reads like a green volleyball
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Whoa it's almost like this entire cultural movement is based on fake bullshit at every level and our leaders should stop letting fucking social media dictate policy
Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Whoa it's almost like this entire cultural movement is based on fake bullshit at every level and our leaders should stop letting fucking social media dictate policy
i love these days where the pistons and the dubs both WIN
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i love these days where the pistons and the dubs both WIN
Pistons deciding the regular season is to easy; just starting their Summer League team tonight
Tonight’s starters: Jenkins, Robinson, Green, Holland, Reed.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pistons deciding the regular season is to easy; just starting their Summer League team tonight
Only nine months and eleven days too late
Dallas Mavericks Governor Patrick Dumont announced that Nico Harrison has been relieved of his duties as President. Michael Finley and Matt Riccardi are now co-interim general managers. A search will begin for a permanent replacement.
Dumont also shared a letter to Mavs fans.
Dumont also shared a letter to Mavs fans.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Only nine months and eleven days too late
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Cade Cunningham has the SECOND 40-point triple-double in Pistons franchise history
The first since Isiah Thomas in 1983!
The first since Isiah Thomas in 1983!
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Cade Cunningham has the SECOND 40-point triple-double in Pistons franchise history
The first since Isiah Thomas in 1983!
The first since Isiah Thomas in 1983!
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
@aoc.bsky.social is the fucking best
AOC: "This is about, do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now? And they assignment is to come together across difference no matter what."
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
@aoc.bsky.social is the fucking best
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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Everyone is hope scrolling now
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Everyone is hope scrolling now