sassyass
@sassyass.net
English-language propaganda, oozing verbal sweat in the Tokyo heat
(formerly @giantrobot on bird site to much hilarious confusion)
(formerly @giantrobot on bird site to much hilarious confusion)
i love these days where the pistons and the dubs both WIN
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i love these days where the pistons and the dubs both WIN
Pistons deciding the regular season is to easy; just starting their Summer League team tonight
Tonight’s starters: Jenkins, Robinson, Green, Holland, Reed.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pistons deciding the regular season is to easy; just starting their Summer League team tonight
Only nine months and eleven days too late
Dallas Mavericks Governor Patrick Dumont announced that Nico Harrison has been relieved of his duties as President. Michael Finley and Matt Riccardi are now co-interim general managers. A search will begin for a permanent replacement.
Dumont also shared a letter to Mavs fans.
Dumont also shared a letter to Mavs fans.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Only nine months and eleven days too late
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Cade Cunningham has the SECOND 40-point triple-double in Pistons franchise history
The first since Isiah Thomas in 1983!
The first since Isiah Thomas in 1983!
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Cade Cunningham has the SECOND 40-point triple-double in Pistons franchise history
The first since Isiah Thomas in 1983!
The first since Isiah Thomas in 1983!
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
@aoc.bsky.social is the fucking best
AOC: "This is about, do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now? And they assignment is to come together across difference no matter what."
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
@aoc.bsky.social is the fucking best
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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Everyone is hope scrolling now
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Everyone is hope scrolling now
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
Whut I have never before seen a double foul that results in both players fouling out
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Whut I have never before seen a double foul that results in both players fouling out
come on wasn't this the evil twist in a toy story or wreck it ralph movie what are we doing here
October 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
come on wasn't this the evil twist in a toy story or wreck it ralph movie what are we doing here
Here I made you an NBA-themed #NoKingsDay sign
October 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Here I made you an NBA-themed #NoKingsDay sign
October 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
When he gets his next extension does he then switch it to 2?
Jonathan Kuminga has switched his jersey number from 00 to 1. He just wrapped up his first Warriors practice of the preseason.
October 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
When he gets his next extension does he then switch it to 2?
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I can’t wait for right wingers to pretend to have a take about Bad Bunny, who they definitely never heard of before this announcement
September 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I can’t wait for right wingers to pretend to have a take about Bad Bunny, who they definitely never heard of before this announcement
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From the people who brought you "if you touch a single molecule of fentanyl, maybe even with gloves on, *You Will Die*" comes the new thrilling adventure "literally burning a kilo of meth in an enclosed space is probably fine, right?"
Kash Patel’s FBI puts two pounds of methamphetamine in the incinerator at an animal shelter, sending 14 people to the hospital, and exposing some 75 cats and dogs to the narcotic. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Animal shelter evacuated after FBI incinerates meth at facility
Fourteen staff were hospitalised and 75 cats and dogs evacuated.
www.bbc.com
September 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
From the people who brought you "if you touch a single molecule of fentanyl, maybe even with gloves on, *You Will Die*" comes the new thrilling adventure "literally burning a kilo of meth in an enclosed space is probably fine, right?"
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democrats should be like 'we deplore this shooting and demand action on gun control right now' to make every republican go 'nah prayers are fine'
September 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
democrats should be like 'we deplore this shooting and demand action on gun control right now' to make every republican go 'nah prayers are fine'
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Batman knows.
Be like Batman.
Be like Batman.
November 2, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Batman knows.
Be like Batman.
Be like Batman.
Surely it’s not all the guns is it?
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Surely it’s not all the guns is it?
on iPhone Air launch day how many youtube videos will just be people trying to bend and break it
September 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
on iPhone Air launch day how many youtube videos will just be people trying to bend and break it