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I would let the Capital One bank guy hit it raw all night
February 8, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I would let the Capital One bank guy hit it raw all night
Paying HMJ my life savings to recreate this in the “ohhhh wooooooooow” accent
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Paying HMJ my life savings to recreate this in the “ohhhh wooooooooow” accent
I am going to shove so many H-Mart kimbap up my pussy tomorrow
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I am going to shove so many H-Mart kimbap up my pussy tomorrow
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new year resolution for everyone to be nice to me and I stay exactly the same (maybe even get a little worse)
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
new year resolution for everyone to be nice to me and I stay exactly the same (maybe even get a little worse)
The easiest way to catch snowflakes on your tongue is to goon a little 🥴🤪
December 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The easiest way to catch snowflakes on your tongue is to goon a little 🥴🤪
Been watching It’s A Wonderful Life with my mom and this main character is a fucking freak (not in a hot way)
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Been watching It’s A Wonderful Life with my mom and this main character is a fucking freak (not in a hot way)
I hate when people say “Buffalo Style pizza” is a thing like no babe, bad pizza can be found all across the 48 contiguous US states
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I hate when people say “Buffalo Style pizza” is a thing like no babe, bad pizza can be found all across the 48 contiguous US states
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Have you ever seen a really nice penis? They’re pretty great.
Why are you gay?
December 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Have you ever seen a really nice penis? They’re pretty great.
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If anyone else in chat has now become obsessed with Laura Bow, The Dagger of Amon Ra I have been loving this playthrough/video-essay:
youtu.be/nSODB1CRez0?...
youtu.be/nSODB1CRez0?...
Why (almost) No One Solves this Game
YouTube video by OneShortEye
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If anyone else in chat has now become obsessed with Laura Bow, The Dagger of Amon Ra I have been loving this playthrough/video-essay:
youtu.be/nSODB1CRez0?...
youtu.be/nSODB1CRez0?...
That is not helpful, she is singing through most of the movie!!!
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
That is not helpful, she is singing through most of the movie!!!
Enough is enough
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Enough is enough
What was that LMAO
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What was that LMAO
Nobody is doing it like Joe. I have been watching this on repeat.
youtube.com/shorts/2sfFU...
youtube.com/shorts/2sfFU...
something a pull-string toy might say....
YouTube video by halfmoonjoe
youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Nobody is doing it like Joe. I have been watching this on repeat.
youtube.com/shorts/2sfFU...
youtube.com/shorts/2sfFU...
This diva made homemade corn tortillas.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This diva made homemade corn tortillas.
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it had to be done
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
it had to be done
That one guy trying to get Danny Boy’s attention:
THE PIPES!!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
That one guy trying to get Danny Boy’s attention:
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Why did she say this?
October 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Why did she say this?
Who’s gonna tell Joe that Taylor Smith shit talked a chihuahua in her new album
October 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Who’s gonna tell Joe that Taylor Smith shit talked a chihuahua in her new album
HalfMoonJoe caught vandalizing my parking garage
August 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
HalfMoonJoe caught vandalizing my parking garage
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never forget divas!!
August 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
never forget divas!!
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reminder stream today at 5pm eastern!!!!
August 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
reminder stream today at 5pm eastern!!!!