Schwappek
banner
schwappek.bsky.social
Schwappek
@schwappek.bsky.social
Reposted by Schwappek
Es gibt viele gute Argumente für die Vermögensteuer, aber das hier ist das beste:
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Reposted by Schwappek
Excuse Me While I Felch

A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.

by Maureen Dowd
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Reposted by Schwappek
People from poor countries in remote parts of the world shouldn't be in America picking strawberries. They should be back at home, running MAGA Twitter accounts.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ꜰᴜɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴅʀɪɴᴋ ᴇxᴄᴇꜱꜱɪᴠᴇʟʏ ɪꜱ ꜰᴜɴ. ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ꜰᴜɴ. ʜᴇ ɪꜱ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ꜰᴜɴ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ꜰᴜɴ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴜɴ.

(Terry Pratchett, Mort)
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Dringendst zu empfehlen auch die beiden Alben "Ausgewählte Musik 1+2", erhältlich auf Bandcamp! Hörer des @bohnigerwachmacher.de werden das eine oder andere Lied erkennen ☕🎵😍
scotthuehnerkrisp.bandcamp.com/album/ausgew...
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Reposted by Schwappek
Bitte teilt mal alle meinen Christmas-Song scotthuehnerkrisp.bandcamp.com/track/die-en...
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Insbesondere bei klassischen Konzerten 😬
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Warum heißt es sinkende Auflagenzahlen bei der "Welt" und nicht etc.
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Reposted by Schwappek
Comedy is legal again
Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Reposted by Schwappek
Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Reposted by Schwappek
Blue in Greene

Marjorie Taylor Greene was more Jefferson Davis than Miles Davis, but now this swinger sounds kind of blue—and not in a silent way. It's 'round about midnight for MAGA, so while Donald bitches, brew a cup of joe and witness the birth of the cool new MTG.

by Maureen Dowd
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Reposted by Schwappek
Ryan Lizza is doing Substack the right way.

by Ezra Klein
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Reposted by Schwappek
The White House has told Reuters the administration does not want to execute Congressional Democrats. Where does Donald Trump go for his apology?
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Reposted by Schwappek
Playbook | While Marjorie Taylor Greene was celebrated in Washington for forswearing toxic politics, her internal polling showed she'd have to go back to harassing school shooting survivors if she wanted to win another Republican primary.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Für mich war es (erst) eindeutig, als Moritz fürs letzte Gedicht auf Hessisch umschaltete 😀
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Reposted by Schwappek
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Reposted by Schwappek
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Reposted by Schwappek
DONG
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Reposted by Schwappek
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Reposted by Schwappek
It is not true that all the work for the peace plan was done in Moscow. We google translated it to English all by ourselves.

by Steve Witkoff and Donald Krasnoff
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Reposted by Schwappek
Analysis | By calling for the execution of prominent Democrats, President Trump is preserving the legacy of Charlie Kirk.
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Reposted by Schwappek
The CDC says that vaccines cause autism. Medical professionals say that they do not. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
KURT G. FORGF KIESINGER (1966-1869)
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Reposted by Schwappek
This absurd oversensitivity about professors having sex with minors procured for them by sex criminals shows that campus cancel culture is out of control.

by Alan Dershowitz and Larry Summers
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Reposted by Schwappek
Einziger Post von mir, den ich je selbst geliked habe
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM