Screaming Academies
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A channel of rogue academics exposing the dark and festering underbelly of higher education leadership
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✨Academic Logic✨
Deny staff #promotions, instigate sweeping #layoffs, and remove internal research #funding. Then ask all staff to personally donate their own money to an ADDITIONAL retirement pot for the senior member responsible for all these decisions.
#AcademicLogic #FlipTables
Deny staff #promotions, instigate sweeping #layoffs, and remove internal research #funding. Then ask all staff to personally donate their own money to an ADDITIONAL retirement pot for the senior member responsible for all these decisions.
#AcademicLogic #FlipTables
a paramount network advertisement for marriage rescue shows a man saying " you go screw yourself "
Alt: a paramount network advertisement for marriage rescue shows a man saying " you go screw yourself "
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 10:50 AM
✨Academic Logic✨
Deny staff #promotions, instigate sweeping #layoffs, and remove internal research #funding. Then ask all staff to personally donate their own money to an ADDITIONAL retirement pot for the senior member responsible for all these decisions.
#AcademicLogic #FlipTables
Deny staff #promotions, instigate sweeping #layoffs, and remove internal research #funding. Then ask all staff to personally donate their own money to an ADDITIONAL retirement pot for the senior member responsible for all these decisions.
#AcademicLogic #FlipTables
Describe the 20th century in 1 word
a woman wearing glasses is raising her hands in the air while sitting in a crowd of people .
Alt: a woman wearing glasses is raising her hands to her mouth yelling HUBRIS while sitting in a crowd of people.
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Describe the 20th century in 1 word
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Academia misdelivering for political and market demand
December 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Academia misdelivering for political and market demand
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There isn't a single government today that isn't guilty of underfunding their education system. No matter how hard you desperately want to spin it.
#TeachersLivingInCars #StudentsStarving #EnshitificationOfEducation
#TeachersLivingInCars #StudentsStarving #EnshitificationOfEducation
Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.
December 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There isn't a single government today that isn't guilty of underfunding their education system. No matter how hard you desperately want to spin it.
#TeachersLivingInCars #StudentsStarving #EnshitificationOfEducation
#TeachersLivingInCars #StudentsStarving #EnshitificationOfEducation
Academia took the goals of Wallstreet, with the safety protocols of a HepB infested rusty nail, and built it into an upsidedown pyramid of responsibility leaning on the most vulnerable.
#Accountability is an unknown concept to the US
#SchoolShootings #USGovAreTerrorists #NRAterrorists
#Accountability is an unknown concept to the US
#SchoolShootings #USGovAreTerrorists #NRAterrorists
📌We have failed so catastrophically on gun control that some of our children are into their second school shooting ...
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Academia took the goals of Wallstreet, with the safety protocols of a HepB infested rusty nail, and built it into an upsidedown pyramid of responsibility leaning on the most vulnerable.
#Accountability is an unknown concept to the US
#SchoolShootings #USGovAreTerrorists #NRAterrorists
#Accountability is an unknown concept to the US
#SchoolShootings #USGovAreTerrorists #NRAterrorists
Watch out, kids. Angry, rich, white people are bitching on the internets about not being more privileged and heard.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE WHITE ACADEMICS?!
#AngryWhitePeople #DEI #WhiteTears #MayoRage #CrackerSnap #MaybeYoureJustABleachedAsshole
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE WHITE ACADEMICS?!
#AngryWhitePeople #DEI #WhiteTears #MayoRage #CrackerSnap #MaybeYoureJustABleachedAsshole
You’ll never guess who else experienced ‘racism’ on the job market despite their unimpeachable academic credentials.
December 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Watch out, kids. Angry, rich, white people are bitching on the internets about not being more privileged and heard.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE WHITE ACADEMICS?!
#AngryWhitePeople #DEI #WhiteTears #MayoRage #CrackerSnap #MaybeYoureJustABleachedAsshole
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE WHITE ACADEMICS?!
#AngryWhitePeople #DEI #WhiteTears #MayoRage #CrackerSnap #MaybeYoureJustABleachedAsshole
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Got called out by a student today in my "Ethics, Equity, and Social Justice in Educational Technology" course for all of our readings and conversations being negative and depressing. And girl, same.
a man in a gray shirt is clapping his hands
Alt: Seth Meyers gesturing at all the things around him.
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Got called out by a student today in my "Ethics, Equity, and Social Justice in Educational Technology" course for all of our readings and conversations being negative and depressing. And girl, same.
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Staff: AI for assignments is #cheating & #dishonest. #Students will be punished or expelled. "Being overwhelmed" is no excuse!
Also Staff: I forgot how to write emails, I don't trust my own intelligence, I have too many papers to revise. #Personal #assistant #AI to the rescue!
Also Staff: I forgot how to write emails, I don't trust my own intelligence, I have too many papers to revise. #Personal #assistant #AI to the rescue!
'And some academics are angry that universities are allowing or even encouraging the use of AI tools — many of which are controlled by companies, have unknown cognitive impacts and are dogged by ethical and environmental concerns.'
Universities are embracing AI: will students get smarter or stop thinking?
Millions of students arriving at campuses are now using artificial intelligence. Worries abound.
www.nature.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Staff: AI for assignments is #cheating & #dishonest. #Students will be punished or expelled. "Being overwhelmed" is no excuse!
Also Staff: I forgot how to write emails, I don't trust my own intelligence, I have too many papers to revise. #Personal #assistant #AI to the rescue!
Also Staff: I forgot how to write emails, I don't trust my own intelligence, I have too many papers to revise. #Personal #assistant #AI to the rescue!
How many #PhD s does it take to come up with even ONE idea of how research can impact society?
Apparently, it's more than a baker's dozen so far...
Apparently, it's more than a baker's dozen so far...
a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest
Alt: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest with hands on his hips, looking incredulous at a dumbass thing that just happened, then turning away in annoyed resignation
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
How many #PhD s does it take to come up with even ONE idea of how research can impact society?
Apparently, it's more than a baker's dozen so far...
Apparently, it's more than a baker's dozen so far...
University: Thank you for making the only meeting where dept reps get a chance to discuss deeply problematic issues across the university & allow leadership to problem solve.
Also 🖕😂🖕 I'm just going to talk, call on no one & declare this a success.
Also 🖕😂🖕 I'm just going to talk, call on no one & declare this a success.
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 AM
University: Thank you for making the only meeting where dept reps get a chance to discuss deeply problematic issues across the university & allow leadership to problem solve.
Also 🖕😂🖕 I'm just going to talk, call on no one & declare this a success.
Also 🖕😂🖕 I'm just going to talk, call on no one & declare this a success.
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The EHRC Code will devastate trans people's lives. This is an emergency.
Here are three ways to fight back.
Take action now:
www.transsolidarityalliance.com/ehrc-code
Here are three ways to fight back.
Take action now:
www.transsolidarityalliance.com/ehrc-code
September 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The EHRC Code will devastate trans people's lives. This is an emergency.
Here are three ways to fight back.
Take action now:
www.transsolidarityalliance.com/ehrc-code
Here are three ways to fight back.
Take action now:
www.transsolidarityalliance.com/ehrc-code
What's my weekly research-allocated-hours for getting fucking enraged at enraging things that might or might not directly affect my ability to pay my bills & live outside the threat of squaller, before deciding to write a grant proposal to research that specific flavour of societal bastardization?
ANYWAY, Research Professional, the canny lot, have learnt from THE that the way to get your clicks is to post a provocative headline on a Friday morning when academics just want to get angry and ruin their weekends.
Onwards with trying to write a paper!
Onwards with trying to write a paper!
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
What's my weekly research-allocated-hours for getting fucking enraged at enraging things that might or might not directly affect my ability to pay my bills & live outside the threat of squaller, before deciding to write a grant proposal to research that specific flavour of societal bastardization?
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
A War Against Education
One of the most historically consistent acts of humanity is #BurningBooks as a first line of offense by #warmongering invaders.
#FuckIsrael #FuckZionism #FreePalenstine #ClassOf2023 #ClassOf2024 #ClassOf2025 #GazaIsStarving
www.lemonde.fr/en/internati...
One of the most historically consistent acts of humanity is #BurningBooks as a first line of offense by #warmongering invaders.
#FuckIsrael #FuckZionism #FreePalenstine #ClassOf2023 #ClassOf2024 #ClassOf2025 #GazaIsStarving
www.lemonde.fr/en/internati...
All 12 universities in Gaza have been the target of Israeli attacks: 'It's a war against education'
The higher education establishments in the Palestinian enclave have endured damage or complete destruction by Israeli forces. Three presidents and nearly a hundred deans and professors have so far bee...
www.lemonde.fr
October 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A War Against Education
One of the most historically consistent acts of humanity is #BurningBooks as a first line of offense by #warmongering invaders.
#FuckIsrael #FuckZionism #FreePalenstine #ClassOf2023 #ClassOf2024 #ClassOf2025 #GazaIsStarving
www.lemonde.fr/en/internati...
One of the most historically consistent acts of humanity is #BurningBooks as a first line of offense by #warmongering invaders.
#FuckIsrael #FuckZionism #FreePalenstine #ClassOf2023 #ClassOf2024 #ClassOf2025 #GazaIsStarving
www.lemonde.fr/en/internati...
University: WHAT CAN WE DO!😭
Staff: Stand up to the gov. Stop profiteering publishers. Stop outsourcing skills. Stop leaving every switch on everywhere all the time.
University: I KNOW, CUT STAFF! DOUBLE RESPONSIBILITIES! PRETEND WE HAVE NO CHOICE!
#AcademicAbuse #AngstyAcademic #FindJobsOnTheJob
Staff: Stand up to the gov. Stop profiteering publishers. Stop outsourcing skills. Stop leaving every switch on everywhere all the time.
University: I KNOW, CUT STAFF! DOUBLE RESPONSIBILITIES! PRETEND WE HAVE NO CHOICE!
#AcademicAbuse #AngstyAcademic #FindJobsOnTheJob
October 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
University: WHAT CAN WE DO!😭
Staff: Stand up to the gov. Stop profiteering publishers. Stop outsourcing skills. Stop leaving every switch on everywhere all the time.
University: I KNOW, CUT STAFF! DOUBLE RESPONSIBILITIES! PRETEND WE HAVE NO CHOICE!
#AcademicAbuse #AngstyAcademic #FindJobsOnTheJob
Staff: Stand up to the gov. Stop profiteering publishers. Stop outsourcing skills. Stop leaving every switch on everywhere all the time.
University: I KNOW, CUT STAFF! DOUBLE RESPONSIBILITIES! PRETEND WE HAVE NO CHOICE!
#AcademicAbuse #AngstyAcademic #FindJobsOnTheJob
The Tolerant Left are next door. We're the FAFO Left. Stay off our campuses, stay out of our dorms. Facism behind new symbols is still #SparklingAuthoritarianism
#NoRoomForFacists #TakeAHike #StayUnderYourRock #ANTIFA #antifascismoècultura
#NoRoomForFacists #TakeAHike #StayUnderYourRock #ANTIFA #antifascismoècultura
October 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The Tolerant Left are next door. We're the FAFO Left. Stay off our campuses, stay out of our dorms. Facism behind new symbols is still #SparklingAuthoritarianism
#NoRoomForFacists #TakeAHike #StayUnderYourRock #ANTIFA #antifascismoècultura
#NoRoomForFacists #TakeAHike #StayUnderYourRock #ANTIFA #antifascismoècultura
Lex Luthor's failed abortion thinks UK Gov can't afford "unfunded research". Literally research academics are doing for #FREE b/c it's their passion.
Eat a bag of #severed #rotting #dicks Malcolm Press.
#academicsky #disinformation #AngstyAcademic
www.researchprofessionalnews.com/rr-news-uk-u...
Eat a bag of #severed #rotting #dicks Malcolm Press.
#academicsky #disinformation #AngstyAcademic
www.researchprofessionalnews.com/rr-news-uk-u...
Ministers ‘want to shift funds away from low-quality research’ - Research Professional News
Universities UK president says institutions cannot afford “unfunded hobbyist research”
www.researchprofessionalnews.com
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Lex Luthor's failed abortion thinks UK Gov can't afford "unfunded research". Literally research academics are doing for #FREE b/c it's their passion.
Eat a bag of #severed #rotting #dicks Malcolm Press.
#academicsky #disinformation #AngstyAcademic
www.researchprofessionalnews.com/rr-news-uk-u...
Eat a bag of #severed #rotting #dicks Malcolm Press.
#academicsky #disinformation #AngstyAcademic
www.researchprofessionalnews.com/rr-news-uk-u...
Did the student plagiarize multiple assignments?
Did they lie to the academic board each time?
University: Give them another chance! We don't want failures on the record🤷♂️ Also, cook the books so we don't get caught faking their immigration status!
#ShitStorm #AngstyAcademic #education #teaching
Did they lie to the academic board each time?
University: Give them another chance! We don't want failures on the record🤷♂️ Also, cook the books so we don't get caught faking their immigration status!
#ShitStorm #AngstyAcademic #education #teaching
darth vader is holding a light saber in a snowy field and says vader approves this message
ALT: darth vader is holding a light saber in a snowy field and says vader approves this message
media.tenor.com
August 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Did the student plagiarize multiple assignments?
Did they lie to the academic board each time?
University: Give them another chance! We don't want failures on the record🤷♂️ Also, cook the books so we don't get caught faking their immigration status!
#ShitStorm #AngstyAcademic #education #teaching
Did they lie to the academic board each time?
University: Give them another chance! We don't want failures on the record🤷♂️ Also, cook the books so we don't get caught faking their immigration status!
#ShitStorm #AngstyAcademic #education #teaching
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Nothing screams "We value our staff, our students, and society" like carving out space for a fascist oversight committee🖕firing everyone they say🖕and teaching only what they say🖕
#capitulation #LeadershipFailures #ProtectOurSchools #WeakMenDestroyHumanity #MicroPeepeeEnergy
#capitulation #LeadershipFailures #ProtectOurSchools #WeakMenDestroyHumanity #MicroPeepeeEnergy
April 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Nothing screams "We value our staff, our students, and society" like carving out space for a fascist oversight committee🖕firing everyone they say🖕and teaching only what they say🖕
#capitulation #LeadershipFailures #ProtectOurSchools #WeakMenDestroyHumanity #MicroPeepeeEnergy
#capitulation #LeadershipFailures #ProtectOurSchools #WeakMenDestroyHumanity #MicroPeepeeEnergy
Represented in every academic's library, but not always recognized. We #STAN 🤘📚💙📘📖🎓
#academicsky #learning #GenreDefining #library #books #SharingBooks #UnhingedWomen #AngryAcademics #SadGays #LoveYourLocalLibrary #SupportLibrarians #ThatBookSmell
#academicsky #learning #GenreDefining #library #books #SharingBooks #UnhingedWomen #AngryAcademics #SadGays #LoveYourLocalLibrary #SupportLibrarians #ThatBookSmell
used to maintain an alphabetical order but i’ve since embraced a genre based order (genres include: unhinged women, sad gays, avant-garde queers, angry academics, token straight men)
We're trying to have a society here people
March 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Represented in every academic's library, but not always recognized. We #STAN 🤘📚💙📘📖🎓
#academicsky #learning #GenreDefining #library #books #SharingBooks #UnhingedWomen #AngryAcademics #SadGays #LoveYourLocalLibrary #SupportLibrarians #ThatBookSmell
#academicsky #learning #GenreDefining #library #books #SharingBooks #UnhingedWomen #AngryAcademics #SadGays #LoveYourLocalLibrary #SupportLibrarians #ThatBookSmell
Library staff are our gateway to heaven. They're a national treasure! 📘📖💙📚
Get your shit together, Certain Faculties' academics!😡
#LibrariesForLife #LoveYourLocalLibrary #SupportLibrarians #NormalizeReshelvingBooks #DDS #books #academicsky #ThatBookSmell
Get your shit together, Certain Faculties' academics!😡
#LibrariesForLife #LoveYourLocalLibrary #SupportLibrarians #NormalizeReshelvingBooks #DDS #books #academicsky #ThatBookSmell
Really very angry with Certain Faculties' academics being entirely fine with being horribly demanding to library staff when they're *not even working that day* 🤬
March 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Library staff are our gateway to heaven. They're a national treasure! 📘📖💙📚
Get your shit together, Certain Faculties' academics!😡
#LibrariesForLife #LoveYourLocalLibrary #SupportLibrarians #NormalizeReshelvingBooks #DDS #books #academicsky #ThatBookSmell
Get your shit together, Certain Faculties' academics!😡
#LibrariesForLife #LoveYourLocalLibrary #SupportLibrarians #NormalizeReshelvingBooks #DDS #books #academicsky #ThatBookSmell