David I. Jenkins
@scriptdave.bsky.social
Screenwriter. Not that David Jenkins. He's better looking and way more talented. CA native. OR transplant. 2X Nicholl QF & PAGE QF. cis, he/him #scriptsky
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David I. Jenkins
@scriptdave.bsky.social
· Mar 19
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Logline: An American family's vacation at a historic farmhouse hidden in the Swedish countryside takes an ominous turn when a mysterious couple begins camping on the property.
QF Screencraft Horror '24
#Screenpit #Fea #Ho
Logline: An American family's vacation at a historic farmhouse hidden in the Swedish countryside takes an ominous turn when a mysterious couple begins camping on the property.
QF Screencraft Horror '24
#Screenpit #Fea #Ho
Killing a medic on the battlefield is a war crime. But it's perfectly okay here in the US.
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Killing a medic on the battlefield is a war crime. But it's perfectly okay here in the US.
Obama never took away your guns. But Trump's ICE will take away your gun and then kill you.
January 24, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Obama never took away your guns. But Trump's ICE will take away your gun and then kill you.
I don't want to live here anymore.
January 24, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I don't want to live here anymore.
We are citizens without a country.
January 24, 2026 at 6:16 PM
We are citizens without a country.
JD Vance's wife is pregnant. She must've dressed up as a couch for Halloween.
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 AM
JD Vance's wife is pregnant. She must've dressed up as a couch for Halloween.
Last month I found our old Olympus Infinity Zoom 230. It had a half used roll of film still in it. I popped in fresh batteries, finished the roll, and had it developed. That old roll had some surprises. But first, here's a photo of Bella that I took with the old roll.
January 23, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Last month I found our old Olympus Infinity Zoom 230. It had a half used roll of film still in it. I popped in fresh batteries, finished the roll, and had it developed. That old roll had some surprises. But first, here's a photo of Bella that I took with the old roll.
For a brief fleeting moment I thought it was Thursday.
January 22, 2026 at 1:06 AM
For a brief fleeting moment I thought it was Thursday.
The new Capitol Cafe sells Pibb Xtra. The dream of the 2000s is alive in Salem.
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The new Capitol Cafe sells Pibb Xtra. The dream of the 2000s is alive in Salem.
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Dozens affected worldwide
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Dozens affected worldwide
O to be in a convertible in the summer in Sarajevo.
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
O to be in a convertible in the summer in Sarajevo.
The Democratic response to this will merely be that Trump needs better training on global affairs.
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 PM
The Democratic response to this will merely be that Trump needs better training on global affairs.
Nero watches AI videos of fat tourists falling through glass bridges while Rome burns.
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Nero watches AI videos of fat tourists falling through glass bridges while Rome burns.
The madman doth ramble too much, methinks.
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The madman doth ramble too much, methinks.
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Mixing up Greenland and Iceland - Viking propaganda/marketing is still working a thousand years later.
January 21, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Mixing up Greenland and Iceland - Viking propaganda/marketing is still working a thousand years later.
We're gonna take Greenland by boredom.
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
We're gonna take Greenland by boredom.
All the world's a stage for the Fool on the Hill.
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
All the world's a stage for the Fool on the Hill.
Four score and six-seven years ago our bros brought forth on this flat earth, a new meme, conceived in TikTok, and dedicated to the proposition that all memes are created equal.
January 19, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Four score and six-seven years ago our bros brought forth on this flat earth, a new meme, conceived in TikTok, and dedicated to the proposition that all memes are created equal.
8 Wars PLUS is the name of my new ska band.
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 PM
8 Wars PLUS is the name of my new ska band.
FIFA stripping Trump of the Peace Prize they invented just to appease his deranged ego is fucking hilarious.
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 PM
FIFA stripping Trump of the Peace Prize they invented just to appease his deranged ego is fucking hilarious.
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The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that woke, for lack of a better word, is good. Woke is right, woke works. Woke clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
January 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that woke, for lack of a better word, is good. Woke is right, woke works. Woke clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
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Hey Denmark- Oregon is a fraction of the cost, lower maintenance, and surely a better ROI. Just putting that out there…
January 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Hey Denmark- Oregon is a fraction of the cost, lower maintenance, and surely a better ROI. Just putting that out there…
Jay Kelly was a lot of fun. Makes you want to take a long train trip through Italy.
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Jay Kelly was a lot of fun. Makes you want to take a long train trip through Italy.
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Trump shares some interesting company as the last person to be gifted a Nobel Prize medal they did not earn was Joseph Goebbels.
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Trump shares some interesting company as the last person to be gifted a Nobel Prize medal they did not earn was Joseph Goebbels.
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What an adorable little cuck
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
What an adorable little cuck
Nobel Prizes are not transferable.
January 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Nobel Prizes are not transferable.