Sean Haspel
@seanhaspel.bsky.social
New Orleans expat in The Valley. Hook Em.
🎙️: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/black-gold-b-s/id1644558576
🎙️: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/black-gold-b-s/id1644558576
John Mateer STINKS. Anyone who floated his Heisman candidacy or NFL potential should walk into a lake.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
John Mateer STINKS. Anyone who floated his Heisman candidacy or NFL potential should walk into a lake.
Reposted by Sean Haspel
The Aggies Corps is going to be so sad when they go back to their ICE training class on Monday morning
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Aggies Corps is going to be so sad when they go back to their ICE training class on Monday morning
“Furk!” Poooooor Aggieessss
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
“Furk!” Poooooor Aggieessss
Reposted by Sean Haspel
Poooooooooooooooooooor Aggggieees🤘🤘🤘
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Poooooooooooooooooooor Aggggieees🤘🤘🤘
More like Marcel Can’t Reed A Defense
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
More like Marcel Can’t Reed A Defense
I’m walking around this week, looking for random collies and flipping them over
Don’t forget to turn your Texas Milk horns down this week.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m walking around this week, looking for random collies and flipping them over
F&M’s said:
fuck grits
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
F&M’s said:
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“The Saints were very nasty in terms of bounty and with regards to injuries, and so I had these big strong football players come up to me, real tough guys, tears in their eyes and they said Mr. Trump, sir we have to do something about these ILLEGAL Bounties”
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“The Saints were very nasty in terms of bounty and with regards to injuries, and so I had these big strong football players come up to me, real tough guys, tears in their eyes and they said Mr. Trump, sir we have to do something about these ILLEGAL Bounties”
Saints - W1
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Current streaks
Wins:
Patriots - W7
Broncos - W7
Seahawks - W4
Rams - W4
Ravens - W3
Chargers - W3
Losses:
Commanders - L5
Titans - L4
Falcons - L4
Giants - L4
Raiders - L3
Wins:
Patriots - W7
Broncos - W7
Seahawks - W4
Rams - W4
Ravens - W3
Chargers - W3
Losses:
Commanders - L5
Titans - L4
Falcons - L4
Giants - L4
Raiders - L3
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Saints - W1
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😤
My congresswoman ❤️
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My congresswoman ❤️
Saints need one of these teams to fall in love with one of the 2026 QBs and trade down.
Teams with multiple first-round picks in the 2026 NFL Draft:
Jets (NYJ, IND)
Browns (CLE, JAX)
Rams (LAR, ATL)
Cowboys (DAL, GB)
Jets (NYJ, IND)
Browns (CLE, JAX)
Rams (LAR, ATL)
Cowboys (DAL, GB)
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Saints need one of these teams to fall in love with one of the 2026 QBs and trade down.
As long as there’s not a “Pick” in front of it
October 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
As long as there’s not a “Pick” in front of it
(extremely Stephen A Smith voice) “Tiago Splitter”
NEWS: Portland Trail Blazers assistant coach Tiago Splitter will assume interim head-coaching duties after Chauncey Billups' arrest, the team announced Thursday.
🔗
www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
🔗
www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
October 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
(extremely Stephen A Smith voice) “Tiago Splitter”
Incredible car sticker + license plate combo
October 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Incredible car sticker + license plate combo
Dennis Allen is stuffing Kellen Moore in locker. Concerning!
October 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Dennis Allen is stuffing Kellen Moore in locker. Concerning!
Weirdest set at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
REPORT: North Carolina GM Michael Lombardi took a fundraising trip to Saudi Arabia two weeks before the Tar Heels' season opener, per @PabloTorre👀
October 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Weirdest set at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
Reposted by Sean Haspel
The Phoenix Suns Preseason Pod is NOW LIVE! ☄️
Behind-the-scenes interviews with Koby Brea, Jordan Ott, and more! Hosts Braiden Bell and Eddie Johnson break down all things Phoenix Suns!
YouTube: bit.ly/46MDALp
Spotify: bit.ly/3Wksibj
Apple Music: bit.ly/4nKeEKj
Behind-the-scenes interviews with Koby Brea, Jordan Ott, and more! Hosts Braiden Bell and Eddie Johnson break down all things Phoenix Suns!
YouTube: bit.ly/46MDALp
Spotify: bit.ly/3Wksibj
Apple Music: bit.ly/4nKeEKj
October 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The Phoenix Suns Preseason Pod is NOW LIVE! ☄️
Behind-the-scenes interviews with Koby Brea, Jordan Ott, and more! Hosts Braiden Bell and Eddie Johnson break down all things Phoenix Suns!
YouTube: bit.ly/46MDALp
Spotify: bit.ly/3Wksibj
Apple Music: bit.ly/4nKeEKj
Behind-the-scenes interviews with Koby Brea, Jordan Ott, and more! Hosts Braiden Bell and Eddie Johnson break down all things Phoenix Suns!
YouTube: bit.ly/46MDALp
Spotify: bit.ly/3Wksibj
Apple Music: bit.ly/4nKeEKj
I have I’m Poster Syndrome. I never think my posts are good enough and deserving of engagement
October 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I have I’m Poster Syndrome. I never think my posts are good enough and deserving of engagement
Won’t somebody think about the poor 5-star qb at Alabama
October 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Won’t somebody think about the poor 5-star qb at Alabama
Editor: You got that Giants game story about Dart and Daboll?
Reporter: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Reporter: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
September 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Editor: You got that Giants game story about Dart and Daboll?
Reporter: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Reporter: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
First politician ever with a giant BAMA BOY chest tattoo?
🔗: https://www.al.com/politics/2025/09/pollsters-test-waters-for-former-alabama-football-stars-possible-run-for-political-office.html
The Mobile native and former Cincinnati Bengals quarterback is reportedly considering whether to run for lieutenant governor or U.S. Senate.
The Mobile native and former Cincinnati Bengals quarterback is reportedly considering whether to run for lieutenant governor or U.S. Senate.
September 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
First politician ever with a giant BAMA BOY chest tattoo?
I know it smells crazy in there
Startups are kicking off a surprising new workplace trend: no shoes in the office. trib.al/kkyJNwZ
The hottest workplace policy at startups right now: No shoes | Fortune
Silicon Valley startups are embracing one of their favorite work-from-home perks: attending meetings in just socks.
trib.al
September 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I know it smells crazy in there