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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 2d

are we sure that’s not rebecca romaine

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 4d

Nicole Kidman stuns for Vogue.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 2d

If Sean happens to get cancelled for this take, I have to protect myself.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 2d

We’re having a clearance sale.

Sean is standing and flexing under the sign of a store called STUDS

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 2d

We talked about One Battle After Another, Pete Hesgeth’s butch demeanor, the hottest country in the world, Sean’s willingness to perform standup for $350K, and where Rooster T. Feathers ranks amount funny comedy club names.

Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 2d

Frotcast 651: Frick Around and Find Out, with @seankeane.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/frotca...

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 2d

We have two in the hopper! We’ll try to get the Sabonis design up for the opener.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 5d

OK the song is actually called “Rude.”

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 13d

bill Simmons dropped this banger today:

“…they’re like those really overprotective parents that have to make sure their kids are in car seats”

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 6d

Doug Flutie looking dangerously similar to Skip Bayless in the newest testosterone for impotent former athletes commercials.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 6d

It was really just the volume but as I left the execrable “Marry Her Anyway” song came on

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 6d

Today, I complained to a CVS employee that the music in the store was too loud, and am thus officially washed. Please respect my family's privacy at this time.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 23d

God definitely hates the Giants, yes.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 23d

A fond farewell to a regular-season great.

McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 24d

@seankeane.bsky.social doing the lord's work

A Giants fan’s tribute to Clayton Kershaw

Remember the retiring Clayton Kershaw’s playoff career

www.mccoveychronicles.com

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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · Sep 12

We have found the Cracker Barrel of the left:

CNN headline reading "Kum & Go is going away. Its new owner is rebranding all of its locations"

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · Sep 11

We scheduled a standup show for 9/11/01 at Blake’s in Berkeley and went through with it because we had no way to refund people’s tickets. That being said, I probably shouldn’t have hosted the open mic afterward just because people signed up. Anyway, this was my set list.

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · Sep 7

This podcast turned me into a rabid Giuliani Fender Bender Truther.

Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · Sep 6

New Frotcast! The Free Piss, with @seankeane.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/647-fr...

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · Sep 5

New episode of @roundrockpod.bsky.social featuring the boys from the FML Fantasy Premier League pod and @jackbedrosian.bsky.social schooling me on the corporate interests that ruined youth basketball. Socialist journalism and soccer? We’re so European.

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Footy Socialism w/ FML Podcast & Jack Bedrosian

Podcast Episode · Roundball Rock · 09/05/2025 · 1h 13m

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John Karalis @johnkaralis.com · Sep 4

BSJ Exclusive: Kawhi Leonard's reported side-deal with Aspiration is nearly twice what was originally reported, which put the questionable commitment to him closer to Clippers owner Steve Ballmer's $50 million investment ... which itself has a curious twist.

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Leena 🌵 @leena.reuben.games · Aug 29

they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again

Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · Aug 29

This future sucks

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 1

Trying not to be crass but the first guardsperson to loudly defect and be really online about it would gain the romantic attention of so many resist types that they could effectively retire

Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · Aug 31

www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri...

lmao they’re activating them for 29 days over and over so they don’t get full active duty pay

'It infuriates us': Veterans rage at 'abusive' Trump over reports of him stiffing soldiers

Donald Trump has reportedly gone out of his way to avoid paying national guard troops sent in to Washington, D.C., resulting in outrage from veterans.The reports started earlier in the summer that Tru...

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · Aug 12

World-class comedian and long-suffering Chicago Bulls fan @jamesfritz.bsky.social joins us to talk hoops, his new album “Old Man Yells At Crowd,” and Obama’s all-time starting five. (Small forward is a drone)

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Old Man Yells At Bulls w/ James Fritz

Podcast Episode · Roundball Rock · 08/12/2025 · 1h 23m

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · Aug 12

This is a truly insane story and a cautionary tale for any European crypto bros who are considering a cocaine-fueled adventure to a replica of the White House in rural Kentucky. Also Chris Cuomo said he almost killed himself after CNN fired him, but only because Italians are so passionate.

Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · Aug 12

New Frotcast! The Cuomo Bros and some coked out crypto bros crash out, with @seankeane.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/644-cr...