Sean Keane
@seankeane.bsky.social
Standup comedy, sports writing, posts about historical figures being dirtbags. Roundball Rock is the podcast.
Mark Jones used the word "imperious" twice in the first minute of ESPN's telecast and I am here for it!
February 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Mark Jones used the word "imperious" twice in the first minute of ESPN's telecast and I am here for it!
Our football show at the SF Punch Line is TONIGHT! Featuring comedians, a sideline reporter, the world's greatest Chris Collinsworth impersonator Henry Marken, and Sourdough Sam's debut standup performance!
www.ticketmaster.com/are-you-read...
www.ticketmaster.com/are-you-read...
www.ticketmaster.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Our football show at the SF Punch Line is TONIGHT! Featuring comedians, a sideline reporter, the world's greatest Chris Collinsworth impersonator Henry Marken, and Sourdough Sam's debut standup performance!
www.ticketmaster.com/are-you-read...
www.ticketmaster.com/are-you-read...
I was supposed to talk about Trayce Jackson-Davis but thankfully @woodleysean.bsky.social let me rant about the nightmare Kristaps Porzingis era coming to Golden State.
New @lockedonraptors.bsky.social deadline bonus reaction show!
🏀Standing pat is fine, though Ayo sure woulda been nice
🏀All about Trayce Jackson-Davis (and a small Kristaps Porzingis-related meltdown) w/ @seankeane.bsky.social
youtu.be/P9vF_5TZRUM
🏀Standing pat is fine, though Ayo sure woulda been nice
🏀All about Trayce Jackson-Davis (and a small Kristaps Porzingis-related meltdown) w/ @seankeane.bsky.social
youtu.be/P9vF_5TZRUM
REACTION: Toronto Raptors have a quiet Trade Deadline, which is fine, but a guard woulda been nice!
YouTube video by Locked On Raptors
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February 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I was supposed to talk about Trayce Jackson-Davis but thankfully @woodleysean.bsky.social let me rant about the nightmare Kristaps Porzingis era coming to Golden State.
Reposted by Sean Keane
Reposted by Sean Keane
Bad news on what the only type of scouting the Giants do turns out to be
January 30, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Bad news on what the only type of scouting the Giants do turns out to be
When an older person dies, tributes should include photos of them at their hottest, especially for national treasures like Catherine O'Hara.
Catherine O'Hara was one of the world's funniest people and elevated anything she worked on.
Also,
Also,
January 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
When an older person dies, tributes should include photos of them at their hottest, especially for national treasures like Catherine O'Hara.
Reposted by Sean Keane
Every time someone calls Dr. House, Greg, I get genuinely surprised and say out loud: “WHO’S GREG?!?? His name is… GREG?!?” I am on season 3. This has happened dozens of times.
January 24, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Every time someone calls Dr. House, Greg, I get genuinely surprised and say out loud: “WHO’S GREG?!?? His name is… GREG?!?” I am on season 3. This has happened dozens of times.
I did a show tonight where the audience was mostly Belgian MBA students and I admit it was mistake to talk about Toumani Camara as much as I did.
January 29, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I did a show tonight where the audience was mostly Belgian MBA students and I admit it was mistake to talk about Toumani Camara as much as I did.
The constant tedious video reviews are ruining a close Virginia-Notre Dame game, and ruining the night of anyone who wants to watch high-level tournament tennis instead of stunningly mediocre college hoops.
January 28, 2026 at 2:33 AM
The constant tedious video reviews are ruining a close Virginia-Notre Dame game, and ruining the night of anyone who wants to watch high-level tournament tennis instead of stunningly mediocre college hoops.
Reposted by Sean Keane
For my latest piece, I spent the weekend writing about sports' response to the killing of Alex Pretti, slave patrol resistance in 1850s Boston, anarchist calisthenics, and overcoming nihilism to ensure we abolish ICE.
www.goldenstateofmind.com/general/1076...
www.goldenstateofmind.com/general/1076...
They hope sports helps you forget Alex Pretti. Make them abolish ICE instead.
An essay on slave patrol resistance, anarchist calisthenics, the NBA trying to return to normal via a Warriors and Wolves game, and ICE abolition.
www.goldenstateofmind.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:12 PM
For my latest piece, I spent the weekend writing about sports' response to the killing of Alex Pretti, slave patrol resistance in 1850s Boston, anarchist calisthenics, and overcoming nihilism to ensure we abolish ICE.
www.goldenstateofmind.com/general/1076...
www.goldenstateofmind.com/general/1076...
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Weird that hiring away a few checked-out Tory alcoholics from British dailies and emphasizing op eds about Why Your Boss Deserves A Tax Cut didn't deliver better results but what can you do? What, at the end of the day, can you do?
Jeff Bezos is putting the Washington Post into hospice: defector.com/jeff-bezos-i...
Jeff Bezos Is Putting The Washington Post Into Hospice | Defector
The Washington Post’s suicide-by-1,000-cuts business plan is going swimmingly. Word of the most recent act of self-harm came with a New York Times report on Friday on an internal memo informing the…
defector.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Weird that hiring away a few checked-out Tory alcoholics from British dailies and emphasizing op eds about Why Your Boss Deserves A Tax Cut didn't deliver better results but what can you do? What, at the end of the day, can you do?
Reposted by Sean Keane
Target Center crowd erupts with “FUCK ICE” following the moment of silence for Alex Pretti
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Target Center crowd erupts with “FUCK ICE” following the moment of silence for Alex Pretti
Reposted by Sean Keane
Perhaps the most important political statement ever made after doing a dunk off a trampoline.
January 26, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Perhaps the most important political statement ever made after doing a dunk off a trampoline.
Reposted by Sean Keane
Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Alex Pretti
January 25, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Alex Pretti
Isaiah Thomas is a real one and a true Pizza Guy.
January 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Isaiah Thomas is a real one and a true Pizza Guy.
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Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts
Would we be better off as a country if Larry Ellison had been able to buy the Warriors in 2010 and focused on ruining the NBA instead of the USA?
#StephCurryRuinedCBS
#StephCurryRuinedCBS
January 26, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Would we be better off as a country if Larry Ellison had been able to buy the Warriors in 2010 and focused on ruining the NBA instead of the USA?
#StephCurryRuinedCBS
#StephCurryRuinedCBS
Telecast of the AFC Championship begins with a speech about America’s 250 years of “freedom and unity.” Multiple people saw the script this weekend and decided, exactly right, no notes.
January 25, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Telecast of the AFC Championship begins with a speech about America’s 250 years of “freedom and unity.” Multiple people saw the script this weekend and decided, exactly right, no notes.
Drew Brees is the last and possibly only successful man named “Drew.” Just go with “Andy” guys.
January 18, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Drew Brees is the last and possibly only successful man named “Drew.” Just go with “Andy” guys.
I want to hear Tom Brady analyzing the decision-making process when an NFL quarterback decides to get veneers.
January 18, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I want to hear Tom Brady analyzing the decision-making process when an NFL quarterback decides to get veneers.
We are doing a night of football-themed comedy for Super Bowl Week on Friday, Feb. 6 at the Punch Line in San Francisco. Don’t fumble your chance at a ticket!
www.ticketmaster.com/are-you-read...
www.ticketmaster.com/are-you-read...
www.ticketmaster.com
January 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
We are doing a night of football-themed comedy for Super Bowl Week on Friday, Feb. 6 at the Punch Line in San Francisco. Don’t fumble your chance at a ticket!
www.ticketmaster.com/are-you-read...
www.ticketmaster.com/are-you-read...
The Seahawks-49ers game is extra exciting if you imagine Sam Darnold and Brock Purdy have had a secret illicit romance since Darnold was Purdy’s backup.
January 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The Seahawks-49ers game is extra exciting if you imagine Sam Darnold and Brock Purdy have had a secret illicit romance since Darnold was Purdy’s backup.
Really enjoying The Why Is Everything by @mikesilver.bsky.social - perfect read for the week before Kyle Shanahan and Sean McVay coach huge playoff games.
January 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Really enjoying The Why Is Everything by @mikesilver.bsky.social - perfect read for the week before Kyle Shanahan and Sean McVay coach huge playoff games.
Considering how much plastic surgery and hair treatments Tom Brady has had, do we really think he didn’t use PEDs as a player?
January 12, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Considering how much plastic surgery and hair treatments Tom Brady has had, do we really think he didn’t use PEDs as a player?
The 49ers have become totally unused to playing around swirling trash since leaving Candlestick Park and it’s going to cost them today.
January 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The 49ers have become totally unused to playing around swirling trash since leaving Candlestick Park and it’s going to cost them today.