Sean Keane
@seankeane.bsky.social
Standup comedy, sports writing, posts about historical figures being dirtbags. Roundball Rock is the podcast.
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A Brilliant must-read piece lol.
I wrote about Draymond Green’s commercial for Dick’s Sporting Goods and the troubling ubiquity of Hot Santa’s in holiday ads.
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Draymond Green co-stars with Santa in holiday ad
Dick’s Sporting Goods and its young, swole Santa deny Draymond Green’s ‘nice list’ dreams
www.goldenstateofmind.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A Brilliant must-read piece lol.
I wrote about Draymond Green’s commercial for Dick’s Sporting Goods and the troubling ubiquity of Hot Santa’s in holiday ads.
www.goldenstateofmind.com/warriors-ana...
www.goldenstateofmind.com/warriors-ana...
Draymond Green co-stars with Santa in holiday ad
Dick’s Sporting Goods and its young, swole Santa deny Draymond Green’s ‘nice list’ dreams
www.goldenstateofmind.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I wrote about Draymond Green’s commercial for Dick’s Sporting Goods and the troubling ubiquity of Hot Santa’s in holiday ads.
www.goldenstateofmind.com/warriors-ana...
www.goldenstateofmind.com/warriors-ana...
At the fantastic SF Gay Men’s Chorus holiday show and there is a real eye-opening discrepancy in restroom lines.
#ManspreadingTheNews
#ManspreadingTheNews
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
At the fantastic SF Gay Men’s Chorus holiday show and there is a real eye-opening discrepancy in restroom lines.
#ManspreadingTheNews
#ManspreadingTheNews
Jeff Kent is the first player to make the Baseball Hall of Fame after blaming Barack Obama for his being voted off Survivor.
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Jeff Kent is the first player to make the Baseball Hall of Fame after blaming Barack Obama for his being voted off Survivor.
“A corporation reliant on algorithms takes over Warner Brothers” is also the plot of Space Jam: A New Legacy.
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“A corporation reliant on algorithms takes over Warner Brothers” is also the plot of Space Jam: A New Legacy.
The last time before tonight LeBron James didn't score in double digits, Cooper Flagg was 15 days old.
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The last time before tonight LeBron James didn't score in double digits, Cooper Flagg was 15 days old.
This is a crazy way to describe the Donald Sterling scandal:
"Then there was the scandal with Clippers owner Donald Sterling who was banned from the NBA for life for racist remarks made to a former personal assistant while Paul was with the team."
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"Then there was the scandal with Clippers owner Donald Sterling who was banned from the NBA for life for racist remarks made to a former personal assistant while Paul was with the team."
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Is a release, trade or retirement next? Answering questions on the futures of Chris Paul and the Clippers
What's next for Chris Paul? What about the Clippers, who are struggling badly? We answered five questions about this big roster shake-up.
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December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This is a crazy way to describe the Donald Sterling scandal:
"Then there was the scandal with Clippers owner Donald Sterling who was banned from the NBA for life for racist remarks made to a former personal assistant while Paul was with the team."
www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
"Then there was the scandal with Clippers owner Donald Sterling who was banned from the NBA for life for racist remarks made to a former personal assistant while Paul was with the team."
www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
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"Hakeem Jeffries" is a deepfake AI created by the DNC and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"Hakeem Jeffries" is a deepfake AI created by the DNC and you cannot convince me otherwise.
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the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
America deserves better than Jason Garrett on a holiday.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
America deserves better than Jason Garrett on a holiday.
Happy Thanksgiving from Hawaii.
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from Hawaii.
We talked about Rex Chapman's highly entertaining memoir on Round Book Rock with @buckysinister.bsky.social!
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Round Book Rock: Rex Chapman | Roundball Rock
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November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We talked about Rex Chapman's highly entertaining memoir on Round Book Rock with @buckysinister.bsky.social!
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If you liked shirtless Peja tenderly cradling a basketball, you will love Young Water Polo Vlade Divac.
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If you liked shirtless Peja tenderly cradling a basketball, you will love Young Water Polo Vlade Divac.
Lord help us we have six more weeks of those old ladies sledding ahead of us.
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Lord help us we have six more weeks of those old ladies sledding ahead of us.
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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What a headline by @seankeane.bsky.social ... and what a silly little story
Giants broadcaster defends new manager against former manager’s criticism
Duane Kuiper and Joe Maddon get into battle of insulteds
www.mccoveychronicles.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
What a headline by @seankeane.bsky.social ... and what a silly little story
"That we have been made to think about Harrison this much, at all, is perhaps the greatest indicator of his failure. There is a strong correlation between the broader fandom of basketball knowing who an executive is and that executive’s job being in trouble."
Some premium Wilmes stuff right here.
Some premium Wilmes stuff right here.
I wrote about Nico Harrison
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https://basketball.realgm.com/analysis/282727/Nico-Harrison-Shouldnt-Have-Made-Himself-The-Story
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November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"That we have been made to think about Harrison this much, at all, is perhaps the greatest indicator of his failure. There is a strong correlation between the broader fandom of basketball knowing who an executive is and that executive’s job being in trouble."
Some premium Wilmes stuff right here.
Some premium Wilmes stuff right here.
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
Seeing those old ladies sledding in the Amazon ad leads me to believe that theater finally fired the singing janitor.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Seeing those old ladies sledding in the Amazon ad leads me to believe that theater finally fired the singing janitor.
Fernando Mendoza is proof of the incredible things a player can achieve when he’s free of the stink of Cal football.
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Fernando Mendoza is proof of the incredible things a player can achieve when he’s free of the stink of Cal football.
In 2002 I wrote “Weekend At Cheney’s” which is about George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld covering up Dick Cheney’s death by walking his corpse around during a Middle East peace summit. Can’t believe he made it 23 more years.
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Weekend at Cheney’s | The Heuristic Squelch
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November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
In 2002 I wrote “Weekend At Cheney’s” which is about George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld covering up Dick Cheney’s death by walking his corpse around during a Middle East peace summit. Can’t believe he made it 23 more years.
squelched.com/2002/01/week...
squelched.com/2002/01/week...
When you die, you don’t regret the seven parody songs about Kevin Love throwing a ball at Cedi Osman in 2020 you wrote. You regret the Kevin Love songs you didn’t write. Anyway, here’s the playlist:
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Kevin Love Songs
Listen to Kevin Love Songs by Roundball Rock #np on #SoundCloud
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November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
When you die, you don’t regret the seven parody songs about Kevin Love throwing a ball at Cedi Osman in 2020 you wrote. You regret the Kevin Love songs you didn’t write. Anyway, here’s the playlist:
on.soundcloud.com/ofkUA4xS4SLG...
on.soundcloud.com/ofkUA4xS4SLG...
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The only explanation I can imagine for the entirety of Cuomo’s campaign is that he has some kind of humiliation fetish. If true, I want to congratulate him on what I assume will be an epic nut tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The only explanation I can imagine for the entirety of Cuomo’s campaign is that he has some kind of humiliation fetish. If true, I want to congratulate him on what I assume will be an epic nut tonight
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Just want to get on the record that I have not seen anybody of that name commit any sort of crime, felony or otherwise
OMG What Marvin Harrison Jr did to Daron Bland should be a felony
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just want to get on the record that I have not seen anybody of that name commit any sort of crime, felony or otherwise
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The first Gold Glove batter in a dozen years, as told by @seankeane.bsky.social
Gold Gloves go to both halves of SF Giants’ battery
Patrick Bailey wins another Gold Glove; Logan Webb wins his first.
www.mccoveychronicles.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The first Gold Glove batter in a dozen years, as told by @seankeane.bsky.social