Sean Keane
@seankeane.bsky.social
Standup comedy, sports writing, posts about historical figures being dirtbags. Roundball Rock is the podcast.
We talked about Rex Chapman's highly entertaining memoir on Round Book Rock with @buckysinister.bsky.social!
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Round Book Rock: Rex Chapman | Roundball Rock
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November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We talked about Rex Chapman's highly entertaining memoir on Round Book Rock with @buckysinister.bsky.social!
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If you liked shirtless Peja tenderly cradling a basketball, you will love Young Water Polo Vlade Divac.
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If you liked shirtless Peja tenderly cradling a basketball, you will love Young Water Polo Vlade Divac.
Lord help us we have six more weeks of those old ladies sledding ahead of us.
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Lord help us we have six more weeks of those old ladies sledding ahead of us.
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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What a headline by @seankeane.bsky.social ... and what a silly little story
Giants broadcaster defends new manager against former manager’s criticism
Duane Kuiper and Joe Maddon get into battle of insulteds
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November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
What a headline by @seankeane.bsky.social ... and what a silly little story
"That we have been made to think about Harrison this much, at all, is perhaps the greatest indicator of his failure. There is a strong correlation between the broader fandom of basketball knowing who an executive is and that executive’s job being in trouble."
Some premium Wilmes stuff right here.
Some premium Wilmes stuff right here.
I wrote about Nico Harrison
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https://basketball.realgm.com/analysis/282727/Nico-Harrison-Shouldnt-Have-Made-Himself-The-Story
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November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"That we have been made to think about Harrison this much, at all, is perhaps the greatest indicator of his failure. There is a strong correlation between the broader fandom of basketball knowing who an executive is and that executive’s job being in trouble."
Some premium Wilmes stuff right here.
Some premium Wilmes stuff right here.
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
Seeing those old ladies sledding in the Amazon ad leads me to believe that theater finally fired the singing janitor.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Seeing those old ladies sledding in the Amazon ad leads me to believe that theater finally fired the singing janitor.
Fernando Mendoza is proof of the incredible things a player can achieve when he’s free of the stink of Cal football.
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Fernando Mendoza is proof of the incredible things a player can achieve when he’s free of the stink of Cal football.
In 2002 I wrote “Weekend At Cheney’s” which is about George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld covering up Dick Cheney’s death by walking his corpse around during a Middle East peace summit. Can’t believe he made it 23 more years.
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Weekend at Cheney’s | The Heuristic Squelch
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November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
In 2002 I wrote “Weekend At Cheney’s” which is about George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld covering up Dick Cheney’s death by walking his corpse around during a Middle East peace summit. Can’t believe he made it 23 more years.
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When you die, you don’t regret the seven parody songs about Kevin Love throwing a ball at Cedi Osman in 2020 you wrote. You regret the Kevin Love songs you didn’t write. Anyway, here’s the playlist:
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Kevin Love Songs
Listen to Kevin Love Songs by Roundball Rock #np on #SoundCloud
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November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
When you die, you don’t regret the seven parody songs about Kevin Love throwing a ball at Cedi Osman in 2020 you wrote. You regret the Kevin Love songs you didn’t write. Anyway, here’s the playlist:
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on.soundcloud.com/ofkUA4xS4SLG...
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The only explanation I can imagine for the entirety of Cuomo’s campaign is that he has some kind of humiliation fetish. If true, I want to congratulate him on what I assume will be an epic nut tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The only explanation I can imagine for the entirety of Cuomo’s campaign is that he has some kind of humiliation fetish. If true, I want to congratulate him on what I assume will be an epic nut tonight
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Just want to get on the record that I have not seen anybody of that name commit any sort of crime, felony or otherwise
OMG What Marvin Harrison Jr did to Daron Bland should be a felony
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just want to get on the record that I have not seen anybody of that name commit any sort of crime, felony or otherwise
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The first Gold Glove batter in a dozen years, as told by @seankeane.bsky.social
Gold Gloves go to both halves of SF Giants’ battery
Patrick Bailey wins another Gold Glove; Logan Webb wins his first.
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November 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The first Gold Glove batter in a dozen years, as told by @seankeane.bsky.social
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The Blue Jays having Jack Morris throw out the first pitch is just wretched vibes. Honestly an insane decision. Dave Stieb is right there!
November 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The Blue Jays having Jack Morris throw out the first pitch is just wretched vibes. Honestly an insane decision. Dave Stieb is right there!
Mac Jones and Drake Maye are a combined 12-4 this season.
#ThePatriotWay
#ThePatriotWay
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Mac Jones and Drake Maye are a combined 12-4 this season.
#ThePatriotWay
#ThePatriotWay
Skyy Moore is the greatest 49ers punt returner with the same name as a Paw Patrol heroine in history.
November 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Skyy Moore is the greatest 49ers punt returner with the same name as a Paw Patrol heroine in history.
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New Pod Yourself: Mad Yourself A Man - @seankeane.bsky.social joins @mattlieb.bsky.social and I for "The Color Blue" www.patreon.com/posts/mad-yo...
Mad Yourself A Man 310: The Color Blue, with Sean Keane | Frotcast
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October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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When did Jason Bateman become the unofficial mascot of the Dodgers? Do we really need to see Captain Smartless reacting to every play?
October 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When did Jason Bateman become the unofficial mascot of the Dodgers? Do we really need to see Captain Smartless reacting to every play?
I assume the Dodgers hitters were rattled by the organist repeatedly
playing the theme song from Twin Peaks.
playing the theme song from Twin Peaks.
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I assume the Dodgers hitters were rattled by the organist repeatedly
playing the theme song from Twin Peaks.
playing the theme song from Twin Peaks.
Detroit Pistons owner Tom Gores was one of those people ripping off inmates’ families for years via his ownership of Securus since 2017.
It literally took decades of advocacy to pass these reforms, which would have prevented prison phone and teleconferencing companies from ripping off inmates and their families to the tune of hundreds of millions annually
F.C.C. Changes Course on the Price of Prisoners’ Phone Calls
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October 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Detroit Pistons owner Tom Gores was one of those people ripping off inmates’ families for years via his ownership of Securus since 2017.
Imagine how long the home plate umpire has been waiting to drop a deuce.
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Imagine how long the home plate umpire has been waiting to drop a deuce.
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oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
![screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015:
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t2bjwvguncd35fna7ruckjtw/bafkreiczbp37nmuosnvgyrbv3nfdxupczam3ezjeri5cpio36htjuyiisy@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
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drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
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Guerrero is using a bat made from a tree that was planted in the first inning
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Guerrero is using a bat made from a tree that was planted in the first inning