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*mob guy who ratted out everyone he knew in the 80s, walking into a DSA meeting*
Hey, yous guys wanna do some terrorism?
Hey, yous guys wanna do some terrorism?
“It’s not totally out of the realm of possibilities that this idea was planted or floated by whoever this confidential human source might be.”
Longtime Paid FBI Informant Was Instrumental in Terror Case Against “Turtle Island Liberation Front”
Kash Patel touted the FBI’s investigative work against the “Turtle Island Liberation Front,” whose YouTube channel has 18 followers. A paid FBI informant did a heavy lift.
interc.pt
December 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
*mob guy who ratted out everyone he knew in the 80s, walking into a DSA meeting*
Hey, yous guys wanna do some terrorism?
Hey, yous guys wanna do some terrorism?
I take the b and m train every morning before my shower
b and m train, funspot mini golf, route 3, weirs beach, new hampshire, 1984
December 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I take the b and m train every morning before my shower
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are videogames art? this interactive urinal thinks so
December 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
are videogames art? this interactive urinal thinks so
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There are many interpretations of Hanukkah, including resilience in the face of tyrannical empires attempting to destroy Jewish customs and community.
Here's a tyrannical empire attempting to destroy Jewish customs and community:
Here's a tyrannical empire attempting to destroy Jewish customs and community:
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
There are many interpretations of Hanukkah, including resilience in the face of tyrannical empires attempting to destroy Jewish customs and community.
Here's a tyrannical empire attempting to destroy Jewish customs and community:
Here's a tyrannical empire attempting to destroy Jewish customs and community:
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What a fucking idiot
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What a fucking idiot
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Sphia, a kitten who wants to be a sphinx, is the mascot for Himawarikan, who sell nursing care equipment.
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sphia, a kitten who wants to be a sphinx, is the mascot for Himawarikan, who sell nursing care equipment.
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happy chanukah, everyone
Put this on and immediately undid years of effort to convince my Jewish girlfriend that Christmas can be fun
Your annual reminder that the "Christmas with Weezer" EP is unironically one of the greatest collections of Christmas music ever, featuring genuinely moving versions of songs and carols, but is also like, a top 4 Weezer album. It sounds like a Blue album b-side EP!
open.spotify.com/album/0CxHij...
open.spotify.com/album/0CxHij...
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
happy chanukah, everyone
Put this on and immediately undid years of effort to convince my Jewish girlfriend that Christmas can be fun
Your annual reminder that the "Christmas with Weezer" EP is unironically one of the greatest collections of Christmas music ever, featuring genuinely moving versions of songs and carols, but is also like, a top 4 Weezer album. It sounds like a Blue album b-side EP!
open.spotify.com/album/0CxHij...
open.spotify.com/album/0CxHij...
Christmas With Weezer
open.spotify.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Put this on and immediately undid years of effort to convince my Jewish girlfriend that Christmas can be fun
I don’t want to watch work training videos unless Tim Robinson is involved
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I don’t want to watch work training videos unless Tim Robinson is involved
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Let's get Hillary in there, let's make High Hopes the campaign song, if we're gonna squander this thing let's go down cringing
Kamala Harris is reportedly preparing for another White House run, per Axios.
December 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Let's get Hillary in there, let's make High Hopes the campaign song, if we're gonna squander this thing let's go down cringing
Really fucked up that I’m expected to work the weeks before and after my upcoming vacation
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Really fucked up that I’m expected to work the weeks before and after my upcoming vacation
When your spy gets found out in Civ
Yeah okay sure she "broke her back" in a "daring escape" in a "fishing boat" lol enjoy those socialist Norwegian spine hospitals I guess
Nobel Peace Prize winner fractures spine in daring escape from Venezuela
Venezuelan opposition leader and recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize, Maria Corina Machado, has reportedly suffered a fractured vertebra after escaping her home country on a fishing boat
www.the-express.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
When your spy gets found out in Civ
Just got to a passage from “The Jewish War” where Josephus recounts how he personally ordered a guy’s hands chopped off and the guy negotiates it down to one hand but he has to chop it off himself
If you’re a fan of the genre of historical weirdos, I highly recommend reading about the life of the historian Josephus
December 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Just got to a passage from “The Jewish War” where Josephus recounts how he personally ordered a guy’s hands chopped off and the guy negotiates it down to one hand but he has to chop it off himself
There’s one club where Mr. Allen doesn’t mind that they’ll have him as a member
Larry Summers and Woody Allen on (apparently) Epstein's plane. If dude wasn't cooked before... www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/p...
December 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
There’s one club where Mr. Allen doesn’t mind that they’ll have him as a member
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We haven't forgotten.
also a reminder that Dan Goldman voted to censure Rep Tlaib goldman.house.gov/media/press-...
Statement from Congressman Dan Goldman on Vote to Censure Rep. Rashida Tlaib
“The First Amendment protects free speech – including hate speech – for all, including members of Congress. But as elected officials held to the highest integrity, we are bestowed with the public trus...
goldman.house.gov
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
We haven't forgotten.
Bad news: Stocks are down
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Bad news: Stocks are down
I swear if they cancel my reservation at the Twin Peaks hotel a week and a half from now I will kill God
NEW: President Trump has signed an emergency declaration requested by WA officials for this week's massive flooding, per Gov. Bob Ferguson. Live updates @seattletimes-rss.bsky.social www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Live: WA flooding prompts Burlington evacuation, Leavenworth power outage while Mount Vernon floodwall holds
Nearly 10,000 Burlington, WA, residents were told to evacuate their homes early Friday as Gages Slough flooded. Here are the latest Washington flood updates.
www.seattletimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I swear if they cancel my reservation at the Twin Peaks hotel a week and a half from now I will kill God
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December 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
12 Dec 2025
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
What an incredible innovation in the commodification of dead grandma
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What an incredible innovation in the commodification of dead grandma
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Multiple Countries Boycott Eurovision Over Israel’s Participation
https://theonion.com/multiple-countries-boycott-eurovision-over-israels-participation/
https://theonion.com/multiple-countries-boycott-eurovision-over-israels-participation/
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Multiple Countries Boycott Eurovision Over Israel’s Participation
https://theonion.com/multiple-countries-boycott-eurovision-over-israels-participation/
https://theonion.com/multiple-countries-boycott-eurovision-over-israels-participation/
Congrats to Al-Qaeda supporters on the new safe, free and democratic Syria
Syrians have taken to the streets to celebrate the first anniversary of the removal of longtime ruler Bashar al-Assad.
With flags and fireworks, Syrians celebrate one year since fall of al-Assad
Syrians have taken to the streets to celebrate the first anniversary of the removal of longtime ruler Bashar al-Assad.
bit.ly
December 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Congrats to Al-Qaeda supporters on the new safe, free and democratic Syria
I do this before every time I have horrendous diarrhea
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I do this before every time I have horrendous diarrhea
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero