fat guy with a fitbit
@seriouspro.bsky.social
I do important work.
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Agree
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Agree
Pretty fucked up of them to black out @hillaryclinton.bsky.social like this
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Pretty fucked up of them to black out @hillaryclinton.bsky.social like this
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here's a duck from the Epstein Files
December 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
here's a duck from the Epstein Files
Vacation has officially started! Time to get so stoned I forget both my middle names
December 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Vacation has officially started! Time to get so stoned I forget both my middle names
In NYC it’s three short whistles for an ICE sighting and three long whistles for an ICE arrest, for anyone wondering
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
In NYC it’s three short whistles for an ICE sighting and three long whistles for an ICE arrest, for anyone wondering
My parents are like, “why spend all that money on a rental car on your visit when you can walk a mile in the rain to ride Olympia’s free busses?”
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My parents are like, “why spend all that money on a rental car on your visit when you can walk a mile in the rain to ride Olympia’s free busses?”
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The Tacoma Times
Wednesday, December 17,1913
Wednesday, December 17,1913
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Tacoma Times
Wednesday, December 17,1913
Wednesday, December 17,1913
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The British state has used every method they can to isolate and break the spirits of the 8 prisoners who stand with Palestine.
They are now close to dying & the British state doesn't care.
Irish people know hunger strikes. We know British oppression.
We know colonialism.
Stand up, take Action 🇵🇸
They are now close to dying & the British state doesn't care.
Irish people know hunger strikes. We know British oppression.
We know colonialism.
Stand up, take Action 🇵🇸
December 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The British state has used every method they can to isolate and break the spirits of the 8 prisoners who stand with Palestine.
They are now close to dying & the British state doesn't care.
Irish people know hunger strikes. We know British oppression.
We know colonialism.
Stand up, take Action 🇵🇸
They are now close to dying & the British state doesn't care.
Irish people know hunger strikes. We know British oppression.
We know colonialism.
Stand up, take Action 🇵🇸
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Israelis find this hilarious
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Israelis find this hilarious
Poll numbers are in the gutter. Don Jr and Eric told him to do what he does best and make his pitch directly to the American people.
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Poll numbers are in the gutter. Don Jr and Eric told him to do what he does best and make his pitch directly to the American people.
One Battle After Another ending with the characters acknowledging that the revolution is really won by voting blue no matter who
December 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
One Battle After Another ending with the characters acknowledging that the revolution is really won by voting blue no matter who
I can smell this picture and it’s taking me back to the time in college I saw Jonathan Coulton live in a crowded, poorly-ventilated theater
I think this is useful to read the whole way through to see just how Internet-poisoned right wing billionaires are. This guy is insane nyeditorialboard.substack.com/p/john-catsi...
John Catsimatidis on Donald Trump, Immigration, and New York Republicans
The New York Editorial Board's interview with businessman John Catsimatidis.
nyeditorialboard.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I can smell this picture and it’s taking me back to the time in college I saw Jonathan Coulton live in a crowded, poorly-ventilated theater
*mob guy who ratted out everyone he knew in the 80s, walking into a DSA meeting*
Hey, yous guys wanna do some terrorism?
Hey, yous guys wanna do some terrorism?
“It’s not totally out of the realm of possibilities that this idea was planted or floated by whoever this confidential human source might be.”
Longtime Paid FBI Informant Was Instrumental in Terror Case Against “Turtle Island Liberation Front”
Kash Patel touted the FBI’s investigative work against the “Turtle Island Liberation Front,” whose YouTube channel has 18 followers. A paid FBI informant did a heavy lift.
interc.pt
December 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
*mob guy who ratted out everyone he knew in the 80s, walking into a DSA meeting*
Hey, yous guys wanna do some terrorism?
Hey, yous guys wanna do some terrorism?
I take the b and m train every morning before my shower
b and m train, funspot mini golf, route 3, weirs beach, new hampshire, 1984
December 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I take the b and m train every morning before my shower
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are videogames art? this interactive urinal thinks so
December 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
are videogames art? this interactive urinal thinks so
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There are many interpretations of Hanukkah, including resilience in the face of tyrannical empires attempting to destroy Jewish customs and community.
Here's a tyrannical empire attempting to destroy Jewish customs and community:
Here's a tyrannical empire attempting to destroy Jewish customs and community:
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
There are many interpretations of Hanukkah, including resilience in the face of tyrannical empires attempting to destroy Jewish customs and community.
Here's a tyrannical empire attempting to destroy Jewish customs and community:
Here's a tyrannical empire attempting to destroy Jewish customs and community:
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What a fucking idiot
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What a fucking idiot
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Sphia, a kitten who wants to be a sphinx, is the mascot for Himawarikan, who sell nursing care equipment.
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sphia, a kitten who wants to be a sphinx, is the mascot for Himawarikan, who sell nursing care equipment.
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happy chanukah, everyone
Put this on and immediately undid years of effort to convince my Jewish girlfriend that Christmas can be fun
Your annual reminder that the "Christmas with Weezer" EP is unironically one of the greatest collections of Christmas music ever, featuring genuinely moving versions of songs and carols, but is also like, a top 4 Weezer album. It sounds like a Blue album b-side EP!
open.spotify.com/album/0CxHij...
open.spotify.com/album/0CxHij...
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
happy chanukah, everyone
Put this on and immediately undid years of effort to convince my Jewish girlfriend that Christmas can be fun
Your annual reminder that the "Christmas with Weezer" EP is unironically one of the greatest collections of Christmas music ever, featuring genuinely moving versions of songs and carols, but is also like, a top 4 Weezer album. It sounds like a Blue album b-side EP!
open.spotify.com/album/0CxHij...
open.spotify.com/album/0CxHij...
Christmas With Weezer
open.spotify.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Put this on and immediately undid years of effort to convince my Jewish girlfriend that Christmas can be fun
I don’t want to watch work training videos unless Tim Robinson is involved
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I don’t want to watch work training videos unless Tim Robinson is involved
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Let's get Hillary in there, let's make High Hopes the campaign song, if we're gonna squander this thing let's go down cringing
Kamala Harris is reportedly preparing for another White House run, per Axios.
December 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Let's get Hillary in there, let's make High Hopes the campaign song, if we're gonna squander this thing let's go down cringing
Really fucked up that I’m expected to work the weeks before and after my upcoming vacation
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Really fucked up that I’m expected to work the weeks before and after my upcoming vacation