Serf-hoe
@serpho.bsky.social
Any pronoun | 30 something idek | class clown 90 years running
Icon is a little monster dude from Okage (PS2 game)
Icon is a little monster dude from Okage (PS2 game)
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If you’re outside of Minnesota and you’re wondering how to help, this guide is excellent.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
How To Help if You are Outside Minnesota
Last edited January 22, 2026 I’m going to assume that if you’re reading this, you more or less understand the situation in Minnesota and I don’t have to explain it to you! That sa…
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January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
If you’re outside of Minnesota and you’re wondering how to help, this guide is excellent.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
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Things I learned in the '21 TX freeze:
- looser clothing keeps you warmer (sweatpants > yoga pants)
- put a sheet OVER your comforter on your bed
- drape a sheet around drafty doors, roll a towel on thresholds
- keep curtains and blinds closed
- use one or two rooms, close up rest of your home
- looser clothing keeps you warmer (sweatpants > yoga pants)
- put a sheet OVER your comforter on your bed
- drape a sheet around drafty doors, roll a towel on thresholds
- keep curtains and blinds closed
- use one or two rooms, close up rest of your home
Hi, for those of you unfamiliar with this sort of weather
-if the power goes out, trying to heat your home with the clay pot + candle method is not a great idea, try personal warmth (ie blankets) and blocking and sealing drafty areas instead if you can
-if the power goes out, trying to heat your home with the clay pot + candle method is not a great idea, try personal warmth (ie blankets) and blocking and sealing drafty areas instead if you can
Widespread freezing rain and sleet are expected south of the primary snow axis. Significant and damaging ice accumulations are likely, with the potential for long-duration power outages, tree damage, and dangerous travel conditions.
January 22, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Things I learned in the '21 TX freeze:
- looser clothing keeps you warmer (sweatpants > yoga pants)
- put a sheet OVER your comforter on your bed
- drape a sheet around drafty doors, roll a towel on thresholds
- keep curtains and blinds closed
- use one or two rooms, close up rest of your home
- looser clothing keeps you warmer (sweatpants > yoga pants)
- put a sheet OVER your comforter on your bed
- drape a sheet around drafty doors, roll a towel on thresholds
- keep curtains and blinds closed
- use one or two rooms, close up rest of your home
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This is a professional office where professional adults can be trusted with the whiteboard
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 AM
This is a professional office where professional adults can be trusted with the whiteboard
gurl
here i am
stuck on my bowl
doing my best work
HAHAHAHA
SORRY
here i am
stuck on my bowl
doing my best work
HAHAHAHA
SORRY
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 AM
gurl
here i am
stuck on my bowl
doing my best work
HAHAHAHA
SORRY
here i am
stuck on my bowl
doing my best work
HAHAHAHA
SORRY
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January 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
aaaah i hate solid color outfits with no variation
January 17, 2026 at 10:25 PM
aaaah i hate solid color outfits with no variation
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On this day one year ago, #DavidLynch left us for places wonderful and strange. Rest in Peace.
January 16, 2026 at 10:08 AM
On this day one year ago, #DavidLynch left us for places wonderful and strange. Rest in Peace.
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you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THE NEW SILENT HEK MOVIE IS NEXT WEEK
(BITES ALL MY FRIENDS)
(BITES ALL MY FRIENDS)
January 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THE NEW SILENT HEK MOVIE IS NEXT WEEK
(BITES ALL MY FRIENDS)
(BITES ALL MY FRIENDS)
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January 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
i set a daily timer on my insta and this shit bonks me on the head so much LMFAO
im happy it does but its just so funny like
"GURL GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE!!!"
SORRY SORRY!!!
im happy it does but its just so funny like
"GURL GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE!!!"
SORRY SORRY!!!
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
i set a daily timer on my insta and this shit bonks me on the head so much LMFAO
im happy it does but its just so funny like
"GURL GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE!!!"
SORRY SORRY!!!
im happy it does but its just so funny like
"GURL GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE!!!"
SORRY SORRY!!!
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One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
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and you don't seem to understand
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
and you don't seem to understand
i know i wanted the shit out of this jorb
and its everything a lot of people want
but sometimes im just so sick of it
and its everything a lot of people want
but sometimes im just so sick of it
January 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
i know i wanted the shit out of this jorb
and its everything a lot of people want
but sometimes im just so sick of it
and its everything a lot of people want
but sometimes im just so sick of it
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why do i gotta work
couldnt i just be born rich
smh
couldnt i just be born rich
smh
January 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
why do i gotta work
couldnt i just be born rich
smh
couldnt i just be born rich
smh
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January 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
i swear someones gonna pick a fight with me some day bc im being mean to my friends
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
i swear someones gonna pick a fight with me some day bc im being mean to my friends
me: imma do so much today!
some french toast: hahahaha (cracks knuckles)
some french toast: hahahaha (cracks knuckles)
January 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
me: imma do so much today!
some french toast: hahahaha (cracks knuckles)
some french toast: hahahaha (cracks knuckles)
literally did nothing wrong @ either of em
tbf i havent finished fart trail but like
look at her
tbf i havent finished fart trail but like
look at her
January 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
literally did nothing wrong @ either of em
tbf i havent finished fart trail but like
look at her
tbf i havent finished fart trail but like
look at her