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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift

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Midnight patrol supervisor in a small town. USAF vet. Former K9 handler. Shelter dog adopter. Craft beer nerd. Orioles and Ravens fan. Everton fan. Gen X music (79-89) is undefeated. Painter of miniature plastic doodads.

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · Apr 22

Doing some miniature painting therapy on my day off. #Zombicide #TheArmyPainter

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 3h

40 YEARS!! 🥰

Albumism @albumism.com · 3h

Sade released "The Sweetest Taboo" as the first single from 'Promise' 40 years ago on October 12, 1985 | Watch the official video, listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/SadePromise

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 17h

Are heaven horses dead horses or something else entirely like how seahorses are horses but not horses?

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 18h

Time to make the donuts! 🎧 music.apple.com/us/album/sen...

Sen by Slowwves on Apple Music

Song · 2024 · Duration 4:48

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 18h

Block everyone then turn of replies. BLISS.

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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.zip · 18h

Legend.

100 years ago news @100yearsagonews.bsky.social · 23h

Oct. 11, 1925: Elmore Leonard, a master of the crime genre known for terse prose, gritty realism and crisp dialogue, is born in New Orleans. Among his many novels were “Get Shorty,” “Glitz,” and “Rum Punch;” his writings were also the basis for “3:10 to Yuma” and “Justified.”

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 18h

Too much truth in one meme

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 18h

HELL YES!!
However…
You could put 500 Almond Joy or Mounds bars in front of me, lock me in a room, and come back in a week and I’ll be dead, and there’ll be 500 Almond Joy bars stacked in front of my gamey corpse. 🤮🤣🤣

Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 18h

I’m weak… I can’t say NO to Kit Kat bars and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 18h

Every year I buy a bag of Halloween candy the first week of October so I’m not scrambling around on October 29th looking for a bag for trick or treat-ers.
This year, the bag lasted until <checks calendar> TODAY.

homer simpson says oh just thinking about that sweet sweet candy in front of a clock

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 18h

I get it for international competition. Olympics. Tournament Rugby. World Cup. Hell- I’ll even give you the fucking X-Games.
But, Falcons-Jets at MB Stadium in Atlanta??

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 18h

OH MY GOD WHY ARE WE STILL DOING THIS AT SPORTING EVENTS ITS NOT LIKE WE ARE RUNNING A CAMPAIGN TO SELL WAR BONDS JESUS CHRIST HOW COME WE DON’T ALL STAND UP AND SAY THE PLEDGE OF ALLIANCE BEFORE OUR GRANDKIDS PEE WEE SOCCER GAMES?!?!

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18h

Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post:

God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 18h

spongebob squarepants is standing on a wooden floor next to patrick star and a fish .

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 18h

It’s really “meat dependent,” tho, right? I mean, only a psychopath is putting Thousand Island on an Italian Cold Cut, right? Right??? 😂

Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 19h

And you can forget about it if you need help from ALL of the geniuses…

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 19h

I hope the visuals from these rallies are wall-to-wall American flags and inflatable frogs. 🐸 🇺🇸

Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 22h

Elected Republicans are getting desperate. Their lies are getting more ridiculous. They’re now trying to discourage protest by claiming No Kings will be a hate rally with terrorists. Millions of Americans have the chance to demonstrate how wrong they are.

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Will You Stand Up for the Right of Peaceful Protest?

A Saturday Prompt

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 19h

This is good stuff.

ian.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 19h

thread of how to scratchbuild a cave? okay then.

1) leftover Styrofoam packing, roughly cut to shape and size, separated into several interlocking pieces as it needs to fit inside our existing display cases. purple worm for scale!

ian.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 1d

just imagine this miniature homage to 1e AD&D is finished and not just a rushed dry mockup in a spare hour between hospital runs and food prep