Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift
@sgtopie.bsky.social
Midnight patrol supervisor in a small town. USAF vet. Former K9 handler. Shelter dog adopter. Craft beer nerd. Orioles and Ravens fan. Everton fan. Gen X music (79-89) is undefeated. Painter of miniature plastic doodads.
Pinned
Doing some miniature painting therapy on my day off. #Zombicide #TheArmyPainter
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Black Bear
Killer Whale
Philippine Cobra
Bighorn Sheep
Moose
Black Bear
Killer Whale
Philippine Cobra
Bighorn Sheep
Moose
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Elephant
Dolphin
Black bear
Bald eagle
Alligator
Elephant
Dolphin
Black bear
Bald eagle
Alligator
Mountain lion
Humpback whale
Peregrine falcon
Iberian lynx
Coyote
Humpback whale
Peregrine falcon
Iberian lynx
Coyote
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Black Bear
Killer Whale
Philippine Cobra
Bighorn Sheep
Moose
Black Bear
Killer Whale
Philippine Cobra
Bighorn Sheep
Moose
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Found a $50 bill in the parking lot earlier today. Stopped and asked myself “what would Jesus do?”
So I turned it into wine 🍷
So I turned it into wine 🍷
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Found a $50 bill in the parking lot earlier today. Stopped and asked myself “what would Jesus do?”
So I turned it into wine 🍷
So I turned it into wine 🍷
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More viking psychedelia from Hounds, for those interested.
Full EP out in December.
Full EP out in December.
Hounds, “They Roar”
YouTube video by Seth Abramson
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
More viking psychedelia from Hounds, for those interested.
Full EP out in December.
Full EP out in December.
I must speak I way more profanities than I write. 😎
@sgtopie.bsky.social has swears! They've used 145 profanities in their last 3,389 posts.
🥇 "shit" (23 times)
🥈 "hell" (15 times)
🥉 "ass" (14 times)
🥇 "shit" (23 times)
🥈 "hell" (15 times)
🥉 "ass" (14 times)
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I must speak I way more profanities than I write. 😎
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Dear Fellow Americans:
Please stop thinking about the ICC.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Please stop thinking about the ICC.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I can't imagine campaigning on this, but if grave breaches become operational policy and other war crimes are routinely pardoned when/if prosecuted, joining the ICC seems much more reasonable than my previous belief that we'd hold our own accountable.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Dear Fellow Americans:
Please stop thinking about the ICC.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Please stop thinking about the ICC.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Hey @profanity.accountant hook me up, motherfucker
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hey @profanity.accountant hook me up, motherfucker
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"Original Van Halen Rules"
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"Original Van Halen Rules"
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
10,000 Maniacs
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
10,000 Maniacs
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Tag yourself. I'm factor fexcectorn
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Tag yourself. I'm factor fexcectorn
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Peralta -> O’s continues to make a lot of sense.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Peralta -> O’s continues to make a lot of sense.
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#BobsBurgers #Thanksgiving Episode Guide ❤️🙏🏾🦃🍽🥂🍾🍁
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
#BobsBurgers #Thanksgiving Episode Guide ❤️🙏🏾🦃🍽🥂🍾🍁
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I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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My lord this guy is an asshat.
US Ambassador to Canada: But let me tell you, I go around the country and people will say, “Pete, you just don’t understand why we’re so mad about the 51st state.” And it’s kind of like, “Yeah, you’re right. I don’t.
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
My lord this guy is an asshat.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Violent Femmes
The Cure
Nine Inch Nails
The Ocean Blue
CHVRCHES
Violent Femmes
The Cure
Nine Inch Nails
The Ocean Blue
CHVRCHES
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Dream Theater/Spock’s Beard
Mixtape Tour
Extreme/Living Colour
Christopher Cross
Lollapalooza ‘93, ‘94, ‘95
Dream Theater/Spock’s Beard
Mixtape Tour
Extreme/Living Colour
Christopher Cross
Lollapalooza ‘93, ‘94, ‘95
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Pink Floyd
Tori Amos
Chuck Berry
Molly Hatchet
Reba McEntire
Pink Floyd
Tori Amos
Chuck Berry
Molly Hatchet
Reba McEntire
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Violent Femmes
The Cure
Nine Inch Nails
The Ocean Blue
CHVRCHES
Violent Femmes
The Cure
Nine Inch Nails
The Ocean Blue
CHVRCHES
Time to make the donuts! 🎧 music.apple.com/us/album/whe...
When the Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going by Billy Ocean on Apple Music
Song · 1986 · Duration 5:43
music.apple.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Time to make the donuts! 🎧 music.apple.com/us/album/whe...
I’m a veteran of the United States Air Force, and I fully and completely support Senator Mark Kelly.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m a veteran of the United States Air Force, and I fully and completely support Senator Mark Kelly.
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A million years ago I sold home improvements door to door. Unscrupulous contractors would “spike” a job, meaning they would start a little work at a property, and then go away for a month. That’s what Trump is doing with the East Wing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
A million years ago I sold home improvements door to door. Unscrupulous contractors would “spike” a job, meaning they would start a little work at a property, and then go away for a month. That’s what Trump is doing with the East Wing.
This is what it’s like to be me, every day…
Went to sleep thinking about a powdered donut, woke up and dreamt about donuts.
Donuts are in my future.
Donuts are in my future.
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is what it’s like to be me, every day…
Time to make the donuts! 🎧 music.apple.com/us/album/let...
Let's Go by Wang Chung on Apple Music
Song · 1986 · Duration 4:30
music.apple.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Time to make the donuts! 🎧 music.apple.com/us/album/let...
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Avail thyselves of THIS ball-washing horseshit.
Trump wants peace in Ukraine, no matter what a deal looks like
Trump wants peace in Ukraine, no matter what a deal looks like
Trump’s overriding desire to stop the bloodshed helps explain why the details of the plan remain fluid.
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Avail thyselves of THIS ball-washing horseshit.
The 10-pound grease ball pics put butts in the seats!
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The 10-pound grease ball pics put butts in the seats!