Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift
@sgtopie.bsky.social
Midnight patrol supervisor in a small town. USAF vet. Former K9 handler. Shelter dog adopter. Craft beer nerd. Orioles and Ravens fan. Everton fan. Gen X music (79-89) is undefeated. Painter of miniature plastic doodads.
Pinned
Doing some miniature painting therapy on my day off. #Zombicide #TheArmyPainter
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A new mural has appeared in Ternopil, dedicated to children killed in Russia’s attack.
The artwork, showing a child shielding her toys from a Russian missile, was created by artist Andriy Yermolenko. He described it as “a cry for help to the global community.”
The artwork, showing a child shielding her toys from a Russian missile, was created by artist Andriy Yermolenko. He described it as “a cry for help to the global community.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A new mural has appeared in Ternopil, dedicated to children killed in Russia’s attack.
The artwork, showing a child shielding her toys from a Russian missile, was created by artist Andriy Yermolenko. He described it as “a cry for help to the global community.”
The artwork, showing a child shielding her toys from a Russian missile, was created by artist Andriy Yermolenko. He described it as “a cry for help to the global community.”
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Repost to anger our former band members and followers.
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Repost to anger our former band members and followers.
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The “kill them all” order by SecDef Hegseth would be a textbook war crime even if the original attack had been legal.
It is unfathomable that the USG lawyers would sign off on a no-survivors boat strike (no get of jail free card).
There's clear precedent dating back to World War II trial of Germans for that very act, which lawyers know well.
The Peleus World War II War Crimes Trial
www.usni.org/magazines/na...
There's clear precedent dating back to World War II trial of Germans for that very act, which lawyers know well.
The Peleus World War II War Crimes Trial
www.usni.org/magazines/na...
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The “kill them all” order by SecDef Hegseth would be a textbook war crime even if the original attack had been legal.
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we live in hell
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
we live in hell
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“…I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve…”
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“…I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve…”
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The president is about to start a war for no real reason. All of the things he has blamed on the country he’s targeting — fentanyl distribution, “emptying the asylums” and sending patients to the U.S., alignment with Tren de Aragua— are provably, obviously false.
Lots of people are going to die.
Lots of people are going to die.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The president is about to start a war for no real reason. All of the things he has blamed on the country he’s targeting — fentanyl distribution, “emptying the asylums” and sending patients to the U.S., alignment with Tren de Aragua— are provably, obviously false.
Lots of people are going to die.
Lots of people are going to die.
We were lamenting this yesterday morning too.
I am nostalgic for the throwing of hands.
I am nostalgic for the throwing of hands.
I miss Black Friday sales where you had to fight to the death for that TV you always wanted.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
We were lamenting this yesterday morning too.
I am nostalgic for the throwing of hands.
I am nostalgic for the throwing of hands.
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I keep seeing the word when.
Ok.
When you've registered a lot of Dems.
When you've sent a lot of texts to Congress.
When you've put your foot down instead of waiting for them to put theirs down.
Ok.
When you've registered a lot of Dems.
When you've sent a lot of texts to Congress.
When you've put your foot down instead of waiting for them to put theirs down.
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I keep seeing the word when.
Ok.
When you've registered a lot of Dems.
When you've sent a lot of texts to Congress.
When you've put your foot down instead of waiting for them to put theirs down.
Ok.
When you've registered a lot of Dems.
When you've sent a lot of texts to Congress.
When you've put your foot down instead of waiting for them to put theirs down.
“…I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve…”
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“…I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve…”
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A Muppet Christmas Carol
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
A Muppet Christmas Carol
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Black Bear
Killer Whale
Philippine Cobra
Bighorn Sheep
Moose
Black Bear
Killer Whale
Philippine Cobra
Bighorn Sheep
Moose
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Elephant
Dolphin
Black bear
Bald eagle
Alligator
Elephant
Dolphin
Black bear
Bald eagle
Alligator
Mountain lion
Humpback whale
Peregrine falcon
Iberian lynx
Coyote
Humpback whale
Peregrine falcon
Iberian lynx
Coyote
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Black Bear
Killer Whale
Philippine Cobra
Bighorn Sheep
Moose
Black Bear
Killer Whale
Philippine Cobra
Bighorn Sheep
Moose
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Found a $50 bill in the parking lot earlier today. Stopped and asked myself “what would Jesus do?”
So I turned it into wine 🍷
So I turned it into wine 🍷
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Found a $50 bill in the parking lot earlier today. Stopped and asked myself “what would Jesus do?”
So I turned it into wine 🍷
So I turned it into wine 🍷
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More viking psychedelia from Hounds, for those interested.
Full EP out in December.
Full EP out in December.
Hounds, “They Roar”
YouTube video by Seth Abramson
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
More viking psychedelia from Hounds, for those interested.
Full EP out in December.
Full EP out in December.
I must speak I way more profanities than I write. 😎
@sgtopie.bsky.social has swears! They've used 145 profanities in their last 3,389 posts.
🥇 "shit" (23 times)
🥈 "hell" (15 times)
🥉 "ass" (14 times)
🥇 "shit" (23 times)
🥈 "hell" (15 times)
🥉 "ass" (14 times)
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I must speak I way more profanities than I write. 😎
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Dear Fellow Americans:
Please stop thinking about the ICC.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Please stop thinking about the ICC.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I can't imagine campaigning on this, but if grave breaches become operational policy and other war crimes are routinely pardoned when/if prosecuted, joining the ICC seems much more reasonable than my previous belief that we'd hold our own accountable.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Dear Fellow Americans:
Please stop thinking about the ICC.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Please stop thinking about the ICC.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Hey @profanity.accountant hook me up, motherfucker
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hey @profanity.accountant hook me up, motherfucker
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"Original Van Halen Rules"
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"Original Van Halen Rules"
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
10,000 Maniacs
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
10,000 Maniacs
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Tag yourself. I'm factor fexcectorn
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Tag yourself. I'm factor fexcectorn