shaky.bsky.social
@shaky.bsky.social
I got two sides. One is yeah Im ace. and the other is, damn wouldn't it be cool if we just had like the craziest wild animal sex you can imagine?
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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Headmistress's Message: Civilize your spirit. Barbarize your physique.

#WingsofFire
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
This is me if you even care.
Chili dog has dog in the name so dog must get one right?
February 12, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I overheard at teenager at the grocery store say "Man Im tired of AI telling me I should do this or do that. I wanna do what I wanna do" and Im simultaneously like, this is probably a good sign, but also a worrying sign.
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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Moments after I got this from @dogblud.bsky.social , which I personally commissioned. I won't get into details but this was an important piece for me & I'm nervous enough posting it here so please be cool because I'm ready to block those who aren't or who make feel uneasy about sharing this here.
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Starting my own business. Gonna go around selling vitamin D vape pens.
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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recent gummy shark TF sequence for Meltyfine

(chomp)
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Hello new followers, just a warning, this is what you’re getting from me.
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Legend has it that if you horf down a parking lot hotdog you'll turn into a seagull.
February 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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We stopped using Letters to communicate because we became accustomed to letters = solicitation so we moved to phones but then we stopped calling to communicate because calls = solicitation so we moved to the Internet to communicate but
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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It's Blitz!
Maybe when the NFL finally has the "Coyotes" you can be free. Oh, and you have to win a superbowl too. Until then you belong to me, birdbrain.
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 AM
I don't understand shy pee-ers. It's like, that's YOUR pee. You made it yourself. Be proud!
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I mean to be honest, I really only open discord like once every 3 months to see if an old friend sent me a message because it's format is ADHD hell with 900 sub groups to every main group
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
If you can't verify your discord with your rubber drone visor then they just lost like half of their users.
February 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
TOLD YA!
February 9, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I wonder what my NFL licensing fee would be to have blitz destroy me.
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
If nothing else at least we'll be able to prove to people that you CAN make out with a beak! (once the art comes in)
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Feeling that lack of sleep. Gonna be yelling about some cheese sauce!
February 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
EA sports. It's in the john Madden john Madden john Madden
February 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Thank you neighbors for keeping me up most of the night. Now I'm getting a quote to rent 5 clowns with airhorns for 8 hours for when you're going to bed.
February 8, 2026 at 5:08 PM
No way out but through I guess but FUCK!
February 8, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Unpopular opinion, but I think the struggle to get into the suit is half the fun.
February 8, 2026 at 5:25 AM
These things are actually pretty great for their intended purpose.
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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pizza possums sketch commission for @crazywoofer.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Made some popcorn and was like, Man this tastes weird. Checked the expiration. 2024.
February 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM