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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · Jun 14

it's a Snickers fox!

shiny snickers fox in a rubber suit with a null bulge, eagerly waiting at attention

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · Oct 11

If you don't have a costume for Halloween you *will* be assigned one.

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A committee of Imaginary Butch Women @carbidecarbon.bsky.social · 1d

My tulpa can totally beat up your tulpa

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 1d

Really like this. :)
Nice work.

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Dexter, But Ballhood Drone 🔞 @ismuisyeele.bsky.social · 1d

Dexter gets horny pretty easily when he finds goopy stuff. So he puts on an inflatable ballhood and “accidentally” steps on a goo puddle. With his hands balled up, his body caked, an antenna ensures he remains in an empty state at all times.~

Inspired by an art by my friend @wrackoon.bsky.social.

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 1d

Fascists not beating the allegations that their entire ideology is built around psychosexual hangups.

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𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓑𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂~ @deceased-bunny.bsky.social · Jan 14

PET

A femme dog figure sits behind a locked cage. She's covered in open cuts and wearing a muzzle and dog collar. Blood drips down her arm, onto the bright red bedding and down onto the floor below the cage. Text reads, "I never want to leave" ; Art post

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 1d

Invite meeee >_>

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 1d

This scratches an itch

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Milwaukee DSA @mkedsa.bsky.social · 2d

Munchies and crunchies

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 2d

So, the Marshall Plan?

Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 2d

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 3d

Ballard Locks Apologizes for Inviting Community to ‘Come for Locktober’: tinyurl.com/bdza3h6y

Man at Ballard Locks celebrating Locktober in the foreground with man in background looking on his surprised horror

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 5d

He was never going to launch nukes. He's a sociopath, but not a suicidal one.

Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 5d

mafia owned gas station with nukes

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 7d

ICE is short on manpower.
Bored? Chud-passing? Lie on your resume, join up, get $$$, be utterly annoying and useless. They can't handle thousands of Americans sabotaging operations via incompetence. Hiring/firing isn't cheap.

dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 7d

DHS has never gotten much respect in law enforcement and intelligence communities (in the latter it was basically second to last in the pecking order). Now it’s suddenly flush with cash and high priority and I think it’s very much botching the opportunity at every turn.

Mike Masnick @mmasnick.bsky.social · 7d

ICE writing long screeds whining about someone from Cato calling out their bullshit shows how they know they're losing the narrative here. No one likes ICE. No one trusts ICE. And they're flipping out about how weak they look.

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 8d

Shiny Anubis.
📸: @drone5813.bsky.social

snickers anubis wearing a catsuit and a collar with a rubber anubis hood, looming over the viewer with a light blue background

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 10d

Goo jaguars are not scary.

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 10d

What is wrong with you?

Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 10d

You can try to target the core of someone's belief system, but they usually don't respond well to that and it only changes if there's some traumatic motivation to do so.