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Fa-la-la-la-la La-la Shana
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Packers | Phils | Paralegal | Cat mom 😻 | Temple Alum | I swear a lot. | she/her
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In honor of my upcoming deletion, behold, my only hit tweet.
I tell my therapist that it’s weird when I’m happy.

Now I’m telling you all. I’m happy and it’s weird.
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Darcey, girl, if you have to put a bandaid over your nipple to keep them covered, you need to find a dress that fits.
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Seems right.
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Shoutout Woody Johnson. heh.
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I keep looking at that picture thinking, "there's no way I'm almost 37. look at that baby face."
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
For those that are following/have encouraged me. Here’s a grupdate.

I don’t hate it. I’ll not hate it more when the dye is all grown out and cut off.
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Huh. Seems as if it's really easy to respond when they use one of your songs without permission...
White House ratio'd by the smallest possible pop star.
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A national guardsman that he ordered to be in DC was killed last week.
Trump: "Washington now is, uh, no murders. It's been a miracle."
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Top song for me this year is Manchild, according to Apple Music. Which tracks, considering the asshole that I dealt with this summer.
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Brb streaming Kendrick all day.
Drake was the most-streamed artist on Apple Music this year. #AppleMusicReplay
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Okay, I’m feeling good and motivated. Can I make a morning workout a regular thing? Can I get my ass up early and ride my peloton? 👀
Glad I read holiday smut instead of watching the Flyers tonight.
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
What, exactly, was the threat? Were they going to do the 6-7 dance?

They’re fucking children.
They were 8 and 11 years old
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Weather app said it was going to snow. This rain is bullshit.
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If you feel like helping more kids!
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December 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Not eating before strength training is a bad idea. In case you were unaware.
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Glad I read holiday smut instead of watching the Flyers tonight.
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Seeing “fire Doc Rivers” skeets, glad it’s not me anymore.
a man is sitting on a couch smoking a cigarette and pointing .
Alt: a man is sitting on a couch smoking a cigarette and pointing .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Mad Men rewatch going. Christina Hendricks is hotter in Good Girls than she was in Mad Men and I am somehow just learning that she is 50? I pray my boobs look that good when I’m 50.
December 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
And best wishes from the looooottterrrrryyyyyy
Pennsylvania’s greatest holiday tradition
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Damn, I hope to someday be able to buy my own house with a coat bath.
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Reposted by Fa-la-la-la-la La-la Shana
As fun as it is to mock that dogshit essay because it truly is abysmally bad, it’s important not to forget that the goal of this entire thing is to remove trans people from academia.
And this is ignoring that this is the world’s most obvious targeted campaign to demonize and remove trans people from visible positions in society.

This is an absurd overreaction and manufactured outrage over something that shouldn’t even remotely be in the news
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'm going to need this weird bump in my cheek to go away OR for the oral surgeon to tell me what the fuck it is when I go for my follow up.
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"It's saved in the client's file."
“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
a preventative mri lmao
Leavitt claims that Trump had a "preventative" MRI
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Reposted by Fa-la-la-la-la La-la Shana
idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM