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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · Feb 4

In honor of my upcoming deletion, behold, my only hit tweet.

Original tweet stating “can you believe that Philadelphia is the center of the universe.”
I quote tweeted this with a response that includes that astronaut meme where one guy is holding a gun to the other’s head, and captioned it “always has been.”

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 5h

Have fun! I hate that I’m missing it for the second year in a row 😢

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 17h

Sure, Jan.

Reuters @reuters.com · 18h

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

reut.rs

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 19h

As soon as I sit down, I get “new jeans?” First of all, no. Second, I am 36 years old, make my own money, and have for 18 years. If I want to buy new jeans, I’ll buy new jeans, MOM.

Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 23h

If I tell you no, don't try to guilt me into saying yes.

Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 23h

Turns out I'm even getting $75 refunded to me. Is it March 26 yet?

Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

Well, at least I have already paid a significant portion of my season tickets for next year thanks to them shitting the bed. 🫠😭

Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 23h

This made me feel happy? Thank you, Kelsey.

Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve got a nice little rosy cheek thing going on rn. I imagine it’s due to the massive amount of caffeine I’ve ingested today.

Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

I would go on a John Wick rampage.

Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

Man FUCK these people. Hell is not hot enough.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

And as always, fuck Saint Joe’s.

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

In other news, I’m proud that the 2011 funeral for the Hawk lives on.

I still have nightmares about the hours we spent cutting tulle for veils.

A new era for the Cherry Crusade, Temple’s official student section of devoted Owls’ fans

Revamping the Cherry Crusade: Temple University’s historic student section, passionately supporting Owl athletics, embracing a new era and honoring its past.

news.temple.edu

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

And there's a dollar tree near my parents, so I know where I'll be going before this shower tomorrow!

Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

I will definitely keep that in mind for next time. Not really convenient from 19th and JFK, but I do see there's one at 26th and Girard.

Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

Went to Target (please don't, there's nowhere else to go in Center City during my lunch without a car) to get my go-to Johnson's sleepy time gift set, diapers, and gift bags for the baby shower gifts. Guess who forgot the fucking gift bags.

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

Huh????? How is that anyone’s thought?

Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

Seriously. I really do just feel bad for him, and I know it was just a panicked “oh shit, he’s running home. I need to go there” thought.

Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

Could it have been different if he had been pitching? Maybe! Bats still weren’t hitting.

Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

God, I didn't even think about how we were missing Alvarado, too. God damn "weight loss drugs"

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Ryan Godfrey @ryangodfrey.com · 1d

Look, the real problem was the Phillies’ bats only worked for half a game in the whole series. But the umps favored the Dodgers in every game, and by more than half a run in each Phils loss.

In a low-run environment, ump bias matters a lot.

G1: +0.57 LAD
G2: +0.54 LAD
G3: +0.08 LAD
G4: +0.66 LAD

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

I've been wanting to get into running, but I'm overly anxious about it.

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

I did not know that!

Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

This is exactly what I was just saying to my dad. Missed strike call. Bader swinging at a ball that was so far outside it's like it was being pitched to first base.

Philadelphia Inquirer @inquirer.com · 1d

This was a series that was decided by a handful of moments, argues Inquirer columnist David Murphy, all or any one of which could have easily broken in a different direction. The Phillies lost too many of those moments. Kerkering’s was simply the last. (1/3)

Orion Kerkering learns his Phillies teammates are winners | David Murphy

This was a series decided by a handful of moments which could have easily broken in a different direction. The Phillies lost too many of those. Kerkering’s was simply the last.

www.inquirer.com

Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

Has Harper said he's interested in moving back??

Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1d

Uh oh, you're gonna inspire me.

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Your Hardcore Dad @dansbadsky.bsky.social · 1d

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