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Shana
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Packers | Phils | Paralegal | Cat mom 😻 | Temple Alum | I swear a lot. | she/her
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In honor of my upcoming deletion, behold, my only hit tweet.
THE MUMMERS?! Omg it has everything 😭😭😭
February 18, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Omfg this Simpsons episode. The guy at the hotel yelling about the cream cheese. It is me. I am him.
February 18, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Tyra is annoying and really just seems like a shitty person.
February 18, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Miss J 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
February 18, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Somehow I knew her “graduating from Harvard” would make it. She did not graduate from Harvard.
February 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Ughhhhhhhhhhh poor Keenyah.
February 18, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I can’t imagine why I hated the way I looked for years.
February 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
The blackface, what the FUCK.
Tyra didn’t see anything wrong with it???
February 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Yeah, this is pissing me off.
February 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
“Production wasn’t my territory”

Tyra you were literally the executive producer?
February 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I just know this ANTM doc is gonna piss me off.
February 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I have one thing to complain about. Snow on the ground is not a reason to not pick up your dog’s shit, dog owners in center city. Why the hell am I having to dodge around it ALL OVER THE PLACE.
February 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Monty is so excited that I’m home early. He doesn’t know that we have motions in limine to respond to, and I will be working at home.
February 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Am I going to have to bring my sourdough starter, flour, and a scale so it's fed?
Always thought traveling for work would be fun and exciting.

My first work trip will be Harrisburg lmao
February 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I am begging all attorneys to justify their paragraphs. Not doing so looks so messy. You wanna look messy?
February 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I do not know why I am having such a hard time speaking lately. Is my brain working faster than my mouth?
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Always thought traveling for work would be fun and exciting.

My first work trip will be Harrisburg lmao
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
YEAHHH BOYYYYYYYYYY
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.

66 years old going 66 mph.
February 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Reposted by Shana
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 AM
This is disgusting and should not be a thing.
Meta has patented AI that can run a dead person's account, continuing to post and chat on their behalf

It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
February 17, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Wearing heels in the god damn desert.
February 17, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Watching before the 90 days. Girl is going with her man to the desert in Agafay.

Or, as my guide in Morocco called it, “the fake desert”
February 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I thought Monty wanted to hop up on the couch to cuddle with me.

No. He wanted a blanket tent.
February 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Reposted by Shana
So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.
It took only a 15-second clip of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt duking it out on a crumbling rooftop — made by A.I. with a two-sentence prompt and the click of a button — to draw swift outrage, and sizable fear, from Hollywood.

"It’s nothing short of terrifying," one scriptwriter said.
Why an A.I. Video of Tom Cruise Battling Brad Pitt Spooked Hollywood
A 15-second clip created by an artificial intelligence tool owned by the Chinese technology company ByteDance appears more cinematic than anything so far.
nyti.ms
February 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
“Sourdough croissant bread” is not a thing. You are making butter bread. You are not making a croissant.
February 16, 2026 at 4:38 PM