noah
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There is nothing worth saving except one another
He/Him/Cry About It
He/Him/Cry About It
Generations of living in Minnesota has suppressed the bear berserker instinct of the Norseman, but for those with the ears to hear it, this man is about to burn your village and end his day drinking from a cup made of your skull
This one isn’t downloadable but if you have TikTok go watch it. Well worth your time www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr4gRL7v/
@Mercado Media video credit #minnesota #illinois #louisiana #america
TikTok video by June Osborne
www.tiktok.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Generations of living in Minnesota has suppressed the bear berserker instinct of the Norseman, but for those with the ears to hear it, this man is about to burn your village and end his day drinking from a cup made of your skull
I have two things in common with @wyden.senate.gov here. We both think these corrupt assholes belong in jail and we apparently own the same hat
Top Democrats call for investigation into share-buying spree by Trump allies
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Top Democrats call for investigation into share-buying spree by Trump allies
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Top Democrats call for investigation into share-buying spree by Trump allies
Fossil fuel execs Robert Pender and Michael Sabel deny wrongdoing after report on potential conflict of interest
www.theguardian.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I have two things in common with @wyden.senate.gov here. We both think these corrupt assholes belong in jail and we apparently own the same hat
Top Democrats call for investigation into share-buying spree by Trump allies
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Top Democrats call for investigation into share-buying spree by Trump allies
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
We finally got rid of Kurt Schrader just for @bynum.house.gov to vote exactly like him. It's a goddamn shame.
115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We finally got rid of Kurt Schrader just for @bynum.house.gov to vote exactly like him. It's a goddamn shame.
Either Simone de Beauvoir's the ethics of ambiguity or a far side collection it's really a coin flip
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Either Simone de Beauvoir's the ethics of ambiguity or a far side collection it's really a coin flip
Only one of them earned this fate and it wasn't Jeff Kent
The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds
Hall of Fame Contemporary Baseball Era veterans committee elects Jeff Kent
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Only one of them earned this fate and it wasn't Jeff Kent
A repeat occurrence in Portland clashes has been rwers gassing themselves because they don't know which way the wind is blowing
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A repeat occurrence in Portland clashes has been rwers gassing themselves because they don't know which way the wind is blowing
I wonder why they did that
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I wonder why they did that
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It's Monday again and our volunteers back at it! Going out now to be shared w/our unhoused neighbors: 82 loaded baked potatoes w/bags of fruit, water & harm reduction supplies!
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It's Monday again and our volunteers back at it! Going out now to be shared w/our unhoused neighbors: 82 loaded baked potatoes w/bags of fruit, water & harm reduction supplies!
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
John Turturro gives you both prime spike lee and coen brothers PLUS all the weird stuff
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
John Turturro gives you both prime spike lee and coen brothers PLUS all the weird stuff
Decorating the tree and I like to make it clear where Santa should put that Blazers championship
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Decorating the tree and I like to make it clear where Santa should put that Blazers championship
In Ireland, in Lebanon,
In Palestine, in Portland,
Charlie Brown heard the burst
Of Roland's Thompson gun
And bought it
In Palestine, in Portland,
Charlie Brown heard the burst
Of Roland's Thompson gun
And bought it
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
In Ireland, in Lebanon,
In Palestine, in Portland,
Charlie Brown heard the burst
Of Roland's Thompson gun
And bought it
In Palestine, in Portland,
Charlie Brown heard the burst
Of Roland's Thompson gun
And bought it
I met a girl in Hollywood, she really worked me over good, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I met a girl in Hollywood, she really worked me over good, Charlie Brown
My mama couldn't be persuaded when they pleaded with her daughter don't marry that gambling man, Charlie Brown (whooo-aah couldn't be persuaded)
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My mama couldn't be persuaded when they pleaded with her daughter don't marry that gambling man, Charlie Brown (whooo-aah couldn't be persuaded)
And it was over in Clay County
That Frank and Jessie learned to kill, Charlie Brown
That Frank and Jessie learned to kill, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
And it was over in Clay County
That Frank and Jessie learned to kill, Charlie Brown
That Frank and Jessie learned to kill, Charlie Brown
Where we're going we don't need eyes to see, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Where we're going we don't need eyes to see, Charlie Brown
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I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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PDX Folks! Rt'ing with alt text
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
PDX Folks! Rt'ing with alt text
The day starts with dock Cheney dying and ends with zohran mamdani giving an all time victory speech. We might as well go win the whole fucking thing.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The day starts with dock Cheney dying and ends with zohran mamdani giving an all time victory speech. We might as well go win the whole fucking thing.
What the media won't tell you is that dick Cheney died because the maintenance tech working on his orphan crushing machine took a break without properly securing the machine and ol' dick was so excited to crush more orphans he turned it on and died in the resulting explosion. ALWAYS #lockouttagout
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
What the media won't tell you is that dick Cheney died because the maintenance tech working on his orphan crushing machine took a break without properly securing the machine and ol' dick was so excited to crush more orphans he turned it on and died in the resulting explosion. ALWAYS #lockouttagout
This may strike some readers as extreme but everyone involved in this story deserves to die
My assumption is that the New York Post has better sources inside Heritage than most other press outlets. One tidbit of note: Princeton's Robert P. George, a Heritage trustee, is said to be pushing fellow board members to oust its president Kevin Roberts. Hope he succeeds.
Exclusive | Heritage Foundation in revolt over Tucker Carlson defense after controversial Nick Fuentes interview: ‘Footsie with literal Nazis’
“I’m disgusted by this,” said one Heritage staffer.
nypost.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This may strike some readers as extreme but everyone involved in this story deserves to die
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If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.
Having mastered the Detroit style I've moved on to Chicago style deep dish. Left is a dove vivi corn pizza knockoff, the right is sausage and pepperoni
November 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Having mastered the Detroit style I've moved on to Chicago style deep dish. Left is a dove vivi corn pizza knockoff, the right is sausage and pepperoni
Vibrating so fast I'm melting into my couch
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Vibrating so fast I'm melting into my couch