Jen
@sheerjenius.bsky.social
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Like a well-read fisherman, with secrets.
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sheerjenius.bsky.social
And now I desperately want an old-school Red Robin guacamole chicken burger
sheerjenius.bsky.social
Grilled chicken, yes. Fried chicken, no.
sheerjenius.bsky.social
*unless you’re in Canada, then the book is also pronounced PRY-mer
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johnrogers.bsky.social
ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
sheerjenius.bsky.social
Name hot stamped in gold foil on the end
sheerjenius.bsky.social
I always thought Laurentian Elite was when you got the good pencil crayons instead of the generic brand
sheerjenius.bsky.social
Of course I don’t mind if you bring your 5yo. I’m dying to spend an hour listening you to tell her not to interrupt instead of hearing about your husband’s new restaurant or your job hunt or literally any other thing that’s happened over the last 18 months since we saw each other last.
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I won’t consider Discover to be good until it starts serving me Iranian mid-rise brick architecture
Iranian building with a beautiful brick facade Brick building with curved balconies Brick midrise
sheerjenius.bsky.social
It’s a shame it’s not Canadian cotton candy - then you’d have the French side to repel in a second language: “barbe à papa” (Papa’s beard)
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thembo.bsky.social
"AI is sentient because it mimics our behavior" bro you are a bronze age peasant who thinks your shadow is a demon
sheerjenius.bsky.social
Both my co-worker’s parents passed last year. They were both interred in a single mausoleum tomb/spot.

After all was said and done, there was a few hundred bucks left of the $100k they had left to their kids.

It’s criminal.
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Why do funerals COST SO DAMN MUCH?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
sheerjenius.bsky.social
Help I have too many things to do and not enough attention span
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takemyadvice.bsky.social
Enjoy this issue of Seventeen Magazine, which contains interviews with Bill Cosby and J. R. R. Tolkien
Magazine cover described in post
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katestrasdin.bsky.social
It took a highly sophisticated Jacquard weave to create the incredibly detailed oranges that form the fabric of of this early 1890s dress. You can almost smell the citrusy peel. There so many details to observe here, the pattern matching, the cuff trim, the drama! #V&A #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
A view of the back of an1890s dress showing the bodice with clusters of oranges woven into the fabric. It has black lace on the sleeves and a high collar A detail of the front of the bodice of the orange patterned 1890s dress showing black lace at the neckline and the detailed fruit Sleeve detail of the 1890s orange patterned dress which has a yellow silk trellis work trim with black lace Full length view of the front of the 1890s dress patterned with oranges and trimmed with black lace
sheerjenius.bsky.social
That was me the first time the spin instructor told the class to follow my pace
sheerjenius.bsky.social
This is your reminder that if your stomach can’t handle another coffee and herbal teas aren’t your bag, mushroom boullion powder + a spoon of miso + hot water makes a nice little warm drink
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estherschindler.bsky.social
I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
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alexaray.bsky.social
It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.
sheerjenius.bsky.social
Hey did you know that this is what artichokes look like when they bloom?

Also did you know that artichokes will grow in Canada because I didn’t
A hand holding what looks like a dried-up brown artichoke, but the whole top is a vibrant purple Pom-pom Same photo with a different angle, showing more of the purple Pom-pom
sheerjenius.bsky.social
I just saw your interview on Long Covid The Answers’ TikTok too!
sheerjenius.bsky.social
I feel like we’re going to see that trench look in the wild
sheerjenius.bsky.social
I feel like a lot of SS26 collections feel approachably good
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In my 30 years as a #StarTrek researcher, this will forever be one of my coolest finds: This screenshot from #StarTrekTNG's "Qpid" shows both 24th/25th century Starfleet Captain Jean-Luc Picard ⬅️ and 20th/21st century thespian Sir Patrick Stewart ➡️ on screen at the same time. How, you ask? 🧵 1/6
sheerjenius.bsky.social
Perhaps they were expecting the cocktail