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Sheila

@sheshe.bsky.social

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“How far down can this hole go?" Aka 604Sheila. Vancouverite. Toastie. She/her. This is a Prince and Dolly Parton stan account. Follow me for sexy sandwich content and carefully curated reposts of ppl way cleverer than I am.

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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 23h

I'm sorry I didn't answer my phone when you called. I don't use it for that

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Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 3h

Not quite so firm or salty, but in that neighbourhood. And o outine curds are from cows milk, so a milder flavour.
The sauce is another story -- you gotta come to Canada, luv!

Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 3h

Secret third thing! And they are integral to the dish -- fresh cheddar curds, so fresh they squeak a little when you bite in, and so dense that they soften in the sauce but don't melt.
Bocconcini would be sacrilege, second only to regular shredded aged cheddar.

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Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 3h

Oh I didn't think it was real. But I was so offended by the cheese I forgot to be offended by the AI!

(We take our poutine very seriously, even the fictional kind)

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Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 4h

Oops- focused on the wrong travesty! Will delete.

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Sean Devine @seandevine9.bsky.social · 12h

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 6d

When I was 6, my dad put stars on the ceiling of my room to make me feel insignificant

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Rebecca Bollwitt @miss604.com · 11h

March vs October in #Vancouver
🌸🍁

#autumn #photography #canada

A reflecting pool outside two condo towers with a stand of cherry blossom trees. Their canopy is light pink and the still water is reflecting the scene

A reflecting pool outside the same two condo towers as the first photo with a stand of trees. Their canopy is orange and red, and the still water is reflecting the scene

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Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 9h

Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.

Album cover, Let Live Rule, Lenny Kravitz

Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 10h

That's revolting

So like cereal? Xiao long bao? What

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Cowboy “Looks Good In A Speedo” Socialist @mpavictoria.bsky.social · 16h

🫣😂😂😂

The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 16h

Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”

OROMOCTO, NB - A local man almost lost his home yesterday after his Amazon Alexa smart home device burst into flames. Lloyd Wentworth, 38, says the fire started as he was preparing dinner in his bunga...

www.thebeaverton.com

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Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 13h

Yup! I'm made of steel

Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 13h

Bulletproof, baby

Bad bathroom photography of my 2 vaccination bandages

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Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 21h

Lol no (respectfully)

www.ipsos.com/en-ca/pride-...

Pride month 2023: 9% of adults identify as LGBT+

Public opinion across 30 countries is widely favorable to protecting transgender people from employment and housing discrimination, but divided on other measures

www.ipsos.com

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Rebecca Bollwitt @miss604.com · 23h

Good morning, Vancouver

A fall scene under a bright red tree in Stanley Park. It’s losing its leaves and the grass below is spotted with red leaves. The tree is right by the Seawall where two people are cycling by. In the distance across the water of coal Harbour, more evergreen trees in the park

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Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 22h

Eleven day disappearance to a luxury spa resort, let's not forget.

Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 22h

Jfc are they expecting elementary school children to haul around 20lb sacks of dry goods all over the neighbourhood?
Are we all expected to stack Costco flats of soup and macaroni by the door?
Nobody appears to have thought this one through have they

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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 1d

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same

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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 1d

If children who are not related to you do not call you “Aunt” or “Uncle” then you have no charisma and no light in your eyes.

Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1.bsky.social · 1d

I used to love how my daughter's little friend Neha, down the street, would call me "Uncle Jeff" when the girls were little.

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Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 1d

To all my cousins' kids and all my friends' kids, I am Auntie Sheila. And to all these children's friends too. (I don't think they know my name.)
I am just the universal auntie.

Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 1d

YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT

Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 1d

But you must have all the wee bébè jars afterward. For your treasures!

Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 2d

As a Canadian, it's your constitutional right to fry soggy bread in the official language of your choice.

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Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 2d

Well, bullet points it is!

Sheila @sheshe.bsky.social · 2d

Poking tissues through the wires, dabbing tears...

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