So the American government gets shut down because we don’t have money for health care but the Argentinian government gets 20 billion? Thanks republicans

Thank you this is exactly my niche

Bombing my big stand-up special in front of a totally silent room of generals. "What else, what else. Bagram Air Force Base, we're going to do that again, okay? And we're going to do it the right way: through specific types of tattoos, and haircuts."

what a rude way to talk about my gimli/boromir fanfic

Disney to Sinclair and Nexstar

If you are concerned about the presidents ability to remember dates and names boy do I have a guy to introduce to you

Well better late than never I guess

God forbid a woman has some hopecore

I’m so sick of hearing his dumb ideas

WATCH: Colbert’s first monologue since the cancelation. “For the next ten months the gloves are off. I can say what I really think about Donald Trump, starting right now.” youtu.be/VIZegLAvK8o?...

Even if I don’t agree with something you do I trust you to have a good reason. The left shouldn’t be fighting with itself

The fiscal conservatives in the GOP just added $4 trillion to the deficit to give the wealthiest people on earth a tax cut. The pro-family party just took healthcare away from 17 million Americans to give ICE a bigger budget than Brazil’s military. The single most inhumane bill ever passed.

I think we have bigger problems right now

In the spring of 2008, I feared America was on the verge of war with Iran — and, believing that it’s good style to get to know people before you bomb them, I made “Rick Steves’ Iran,” a one-hour special that could (and would) only debut on PBS. Sadly, this special has become pertinent again today.

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.

There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.

They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

President Trump stumbles while attempting to board Air Force One

What doesn’t stun Rogan? Every clip I see of him is just him looking shocked by common things

Big balls showing up at work tomorrow:

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.