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Ser Salem [hiatus] ⚠️⚡️
@shockcollars.bsky.social
⚠️ Salem, Sir to the dog | they/them ⚠️
Prometheus of the Storm Boon, transmasc nonbinary butch dyke lesbian

artist, writer, keyholder and owner of @magseidolia.bsky.social

KINK HEAVY🔞 Certified evil in my heart
Pinned
🦷 BEWARE OF DOG, WILL BITE

⚡️Salem or Sir, they/them
🩸Lifestyle Dom, high protocol, sadist
⚡️Closed/monogamous

⚡️I do art and writing on the side
🩸Certified yapper
⚡️Infatuated with collectible trinkets

Boundaries and such in thread below. Crossing of boundaries may result in a block at my discretion
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Eat or be eaten- happy Valentine’s Day 👀
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Calling my cats the “shats” implies the existence of shittens
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
And then I got another one
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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long distance relationship
February 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Pretty sure the guy at the bank in front of me just now did some suspect ass shit that tripped security measures on my card and now it’s hard frozen 👍
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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office pet
July 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Self ostracizing kinda night 👍 I will get better in the morning
February 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Time to get Another tattoo tomorrow
February 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Fish released a day earlier than planned for (saniderm wanted off)
February 13, 2026 at 11:52 PM
As per usual I took 3 days off and the office is falling apart 👍 really cannot wait to see the aftermath of being gone for 3 weeks
February 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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Nothing makes Sleeptha Thrace feel alive like being cuddled up in a comfy bed
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
LRT IM GONNA DIEEEEE
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Knights of Guinevere officially has the greenlight, folks!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oC8...
KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE ANNOUNCEMENT
YouTube video by GLITCH
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Angels of the Snoozing Hymn
February 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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steel jaws sleep no evil
February 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Wolfzzzbane
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Reposting sea angel feeding flip because it feels so happy....
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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that’s Dream Guest On My Podcast and she lives on the floor
February 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Those are hit restplo stories mimirdon and SNOREHOUND
February 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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"urgghh it's so hard writing sex scenes, all the synonyms for 'dick' are unsexy af"

EASY SOLUTION : USE A COOL ASS WEAPON TITLES LIKE "MEGADEATH SWORD"
February 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Been seeing multiple people today in the replies of things asking "What do you mean right-wing furries exist?" genuinely shocked, meaning that a lot of you have never seen one of the funniest moments on Twitter ever
February 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Sigh i got a figure finally
February 13, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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commission for @lizmun.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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😇
February 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM