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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞

@shockcollars.bsky.social

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Salem, Sir to the dog ⚠️ they/them/Sir | nonbinary lesbian | 20s⚠️ artist, writer, keyholder for your favorite mechsplo writer’s favorite mechsplo writer @magseidolia.bsky.social NSFW/KINK HEAVY 🔞 Certified evil in my heart Icon by @splashzone.bsky.social

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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 28d

🦷 BEWARE OF DOG, WILL BITE

⚡️Salem, they/them
⚡️Lifestyle Dom, sadist
⚡️CLOSED/monogamous

⚡️I do art and writing on the side
⚡️certified yapper
⚡️Deceptively infatuated with collectible trinkets

Boundaries and such in thread below. Crossing of boundaries may result in a block.

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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 1h

Ehe

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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 1h

Anyway I’m normal now I promise I’m wearing my Dino crewneck to work and totally not gonna look up foot wash supplies for maggie to buy herself next month

SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 1h

[Touches the ground] something happened here

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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 1h

She is not a coward I can confirm now and I retract my earlier sentiment claiming her to be one

This time

SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 10h

Hard physical proof is reserved for one sub but she has the marks to prove it :)

SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 10h

Don’t take this for weakness she knows what she owes me

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Bevil 🔜 MFF! @thebevil.bsky.social · 15h

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 12h

it's a tragedy when you know a character would be into something but you have negative interest in it yourself so it's just an aspect of them you'll never explore. a freak beyond your means

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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 10h

Can you share with the class

SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 10h

Every time I post with a typo the little beast in my soul prods my organs with a hot metal stake

SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 10h

I revoke calling olivka Rho a coward. She may be a loser and pathetic wet rat of a woman and many other things that could push my past the word count but she is not spineless nor a coward. I will stand by this statement and retract my earlier accusation unless she goes back on her word.

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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 10h

While you’re here admire him

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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 10h

Gaining a block from a rando following deranged horny posting is a badge of honor

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Meowmix Drakonovna @artificialangel13.bsky.social · 10h

In The Name Of The Father, The Son, And The City Of Brotherly Love, FUCK THE [INSERT TEAM FROM ELSEWHERE HERE]

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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 10h

:)))) ;))))

SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 10h

Their season is really stacking up to be dangerous for pathetic pulpcoded girls so yall better root for the good ol phils

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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 10h

Go Phils go birds 😔

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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 11h

Sorry all that violent energy came from the Phillies losing I think

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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 11h

You’ve brought such a joy to my heart tonight I’m glad you can find such primal pleasures in my post :)) I hope they inflict something upon you :)))

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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 11h

Anyway I’m normal Salem now

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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 11h

🫳

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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 11h

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 11h

[food writer voice] was coming out of a little place downtown this evening and i saw a girl kneeling on the pavement outside getting scolded by a woman who i *think* was her date. not sure what was up with that. i think she might have been crying a little bit. anyway great antipasti

sufferbunny 2025 @swimsuitfucker.bsky.social · 17h

Verbally Dressed Down Outside The Restaurant Because I Was Impolite (Interrupted Her Two Times)

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 11h

My team has a haunted porcelain doll named Rebethany and I will be routing all my calls to her tomorrow

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SPOOKYCOLLARS 🦷🔞 @shockcollars.bsky.social · 11h

I think if a big girl got splash damage from this she needs to reevaluate how big she really is :)

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