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Minnesota —> Mizzou —> Minnesota
Mizzou/Minnesota Sports/COYS/other dumb things that pop into my head
Every Mizzou fan seeing this happen
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
@cjzero.bsky.social did you catch blood mouth Daniel jones
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
1-0
October 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
September 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Carter Arey knew he couldn’t make a 45-yard field goal to win the $25,000 prize.

So the lifelong Missouri fan picked a different target.

“All I wanted to do was kick the ball as hard as I could at the Kansas football players."
September 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Pain…
August 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
August 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My toddler took a dump on my couch last night. I think I’m cool with 2.
Sean Duffy, once the resident playboy on MTV's “The Real World,” is now a devoutly Catholic husband and father of nine. He’s also at the helm of President Trump’s Transportation Department and pushing young Americans to have families as large as his own. nyti.ms/3I89qrS
June 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Promise?
May 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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We are now eight wins away from an all-Apolis NBA Finals
e are now nine wins away from an all-Apolis NBA Finals
We are now 10 wins away from an all-Apolis NBA Finals
May 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
May 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Wolves Win
April 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Anthony Edwards is 23 years old
April 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This would have been an Emmy award winning episode of veep #pope
April 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
April 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Any time I hear anything about Elon or what he's up to now
February 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Jayhawks aren't real
February 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Seeing these tech companies get gutted brings me extreme joy
January 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Me watching the rest of country freeze or be on fire:
January 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
January 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My life wasn’t full until I found milf manor
January 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Sam darnold plez
January 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Darnold only does arm days I guess
January 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM