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goob
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30+ years Seattle Mariners survivor - GOMS 🔱 Door city over here
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · Jun 17
Bring back the Scarlet Letter, but for people who rely on AI like this.
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · Jun 17
am i having a stroke
NEWTON Right. I mentioned that one way I use large language models is for fact-checking. I’ll write a column and put it into an L.L.M., and I’ll ask it to check it for spelling, grammatical and factual errors. Sometimes a chatbot will tell me, “You keep describing ‘President Trump,’ but as of my knowledge cutoff, Joe Biden is the president.” But then it will also find an actual factual error I missed. So I get to see the limitations of the chatbot but also the power.
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · 9h
Did I mention GOMS?
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · 11h
It sure would be nice if the Mariners social media team was cross posting over here!!
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slangsonsports.bsky.social @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 11h
23 players have appeared for the Mariners this postseason

10 had been born when Edgar hit the double
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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 11h
Dan Wilson and the @Mariners are looking to continue making history for the city of Seattle! 🍾
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Joe Boomgard-Zagrodnik @joeboomzag.bsky.social · 11h
You can’t script it. The Mariners are willed to victory by Humpy the fish finally winning his first race in the middle of the 15th inning. The crowd chants “Humpy Humpy” as the trident crosses off the ALDS win.
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · 11h
OF COURSE the Mariners played in the longest winner-take-all playoff game in baseball history.

I expect nothing less from this team!
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · 11h
Win probability chart for game 5 of the ALDS on October 10, 2025 between Detroit Tigers and Seattle Mariners that lasted 15 innings. It's a series of ups and downs that induced dozens of heart attacks nationwide.
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · 11h
It brings me a ludicrous amount of joy that Humpy won for the first time this whole season and then the Mariners immediately won the game.
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Circling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 12h
Oh my god… Humpy just earned a win in the Mariners Salmon Run.

#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #Postseason
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Laurel Krahn @wintwins.bsky.social · 11h
LOL. Many people learning about Humpy and/or the salmon run for the first time tonight. Humpy's first win. What a night.

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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 11h
FOR HUMPY! 😭
The Mariner Moose lifts Humpy the Salmon up in celebration after Humpy won the Salmon Run for the first time ever. Mariners fans can be seen going wild in the background.
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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 11h
FOR HUMPY! 😭
The Mariner Moose lifts Humpy the Salmon up in celebration after Humpy won the Salmon Run for the first time ever. Mariners fans can be seen going wild in the background.
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · 11h
I stress ate almost an entire family sized bag of Lifesavers
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · 11h
I haven't seen a crazy playoff game like that in Seattle since at least 2022! 😄
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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 12h
Mariners win
Winona ryder heathers cigarette
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 12h
Good time to take four hours and watch this if you never have before youtu.be/TIgK56cAjfY?...
The History of the Seattle Mariners: Supercut Edition
YouTube video by Secret Base
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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 12h
The @Mariners are now just four wins away from their first World Series appearance!
Seattle Mariners players and staff pose for a photo on the infield grass at T-Mobile Park after winning ALDS Game 5 against the Tigers on a 15th-inning walk-off hit. They are wearing black t-shirts with "ALCS 2025" and the Seattle Mariners logo on the front.
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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 12h
THE @MARINERS ARE MOVING ON TO THE ALCS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2001! #CLINCHED

(MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · 12h
We beat Skubal four fucking times this year ☺️

I mean, he freaking dominated us tonight, hahaha, but still!
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · 12h
NEVER DOUBTED IT FOR A SECOND!*

*Goob doubted it for many, many seconds
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14h
Every half inning of Mariners baseball
a close up of a man 's face with a few spots on it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a few spots on it
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · 15h
Kerry Carpenter every damn AB
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · 15h
I appreciate that the shitty chat gpt commercials are chock full of em dashes
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · 16h
RESUME PANICKING
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · 16h
What a freaking throw and tag by Cal & JP!
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · 16h
NOTED SPEED DEMON NAYLOR
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goob @shyzer.bsky.social · 17h
To anybody exhausted with this broadcast crew, I highly recommend playing the radio guys over mlb.tv and listening to them call the game.

SO MUCH BETTER