Taylor Jessen
@sidfudd.bsky.social
Archivist for Firesign Theatre, Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre, and Negativland. Considered irresistible by some men. "Great Syntax" - Mr. Ward, 8th grade English 🌈
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I think Jeremiad would be a good name for a social media ap and the posts would be called Jerms.
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I think Jeremiad would be a good name for a social media ap and the posts would be called Jerms.
Last night I spent about 90 minutes carefully stitching this one-sheet together from 16 scans and I will have no need for the finished product, ever, so here it needlessly is. If you don't already have the "Theme from Tunnelvision" playing in your head, you are blessed.
January 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Last night I spent about 90 minutes carefully stitching this one-sheet together from 16 scans and I will have no need for the finished product, ever, so here it needlessly is. If you don't already have the "Theme from Tunnelvision" playing in your head, you are blessed.
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Vivid Sex Dream About Steely McBeam Again https://theonion.com/vivid-sex-dream-about-steely-mcbeam-again/
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Vivid Sex Dream About Steely McBeam Again https://theonion.com/vivid-sex-dream-about-steely-mcbeam-again/
To all the social media awareness heroes who use the phrase "Let that sink in": please remain seated, I have carved the phrase on a brick of molten iron and it should be landing on your head shortly. #LetThatSinkIn
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
To all the social media awareness heroes who use the phrase "Let that sink in": please remain seated, I have carved the phrase on a brick of molten iron and it should be landing on your head shortly. #LetThatSinkIn
Nichols & May "Don't Take That Tone"
(from Monitor Radio, 4/3/1966)
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(from Monitor Radio, 4/3/1966)
www.footnoteconspiracy.com/datadump/Nic...
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January 14, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Nichols & May "Don't Take That Tone"
(from Monitor Radio, 4/3/1966)
www.footnoteconspiracy.com/datadump/Nic...
(from Monitor Radio, 4/3/1966)
www.footnoteconspiracy.com/datadump/Nic...
Nichols & May "Get the Glass Heels"
(from Monitor Radio, 6/11/1967)
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(from Monitor Radio, 6/11/1967)
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January 14, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Nichols & May "Get the Glass Heels"
(from Monitor Radio, 6/11/1967)
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(from Monitor Radio, 6/11/1967)
www.footnoteconspiracy.com/datadump/Nic...
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I'm pretty sure I had more friends before social media. I know I went to more social gatherings. I think this is supposed to be a replacement for real socializing the way plastic display food is an adequate replacement for real food.
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I'm pretty sure I had more friends before social media. I know I went to more social gatherings. I think this is supposed to be a replacement for real socializing the way plastic display food is an adequate replacement for real food.
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1749
December 28, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1749
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ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
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www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut
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The sky in LA tonight has exactly two (2) clouds, and ends up looking like a cross between Fantasia and Nope.
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The sky in LA tonight has exactly two (2) clouds, and ends up looking like a cross between Fantasia and Nope.
Nichols & May "Joint Custody"
(from Monitor Radio, 6/3/1967)
www.footnoteconspiracy.com/datadump/Nic...
(from Monitor Radio, 6/3/1967)
www.footnoteconspiracy.com/datadump/Nic...
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January 13, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Nichols & May "Joint Custody"
(from Monitor Radio, 6/3/1967)
www.footnoteconspiracy.com/datadump/Nic...
(from Monitor Radio, 6/3/1967)
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last year's food, total expenses = $9776.76
this year's food, total expenses = $11058.31
percent increase = 13%
chance that this was due to me suddenly deciding to buy lots of really expensive liquor, as opposed to the current administration's suicidal economic policies = 0%
this year's food, total expenses = $11058.31
percent increase = 13%
chance that this was due to me suddenly deciding to buy lots of really expensive liquor, as opposed to the current administration's suicidal economic policies = 0%
January 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
last year's food, total expenses = $9776.76
this year's food, total expenses = $11058.31
percent increase = 13%
chance that this was due to me suddenly deciding to buy lots of really expensive liquor, as opposed to the current administration's suicidal economic policies = 0%
this year's food, total expenses = $11058.31
percent increase = 13%
chance that this was due to me suddenly deciding to buy lots of really expensive liquor, as opposed to the current administration's suicidal economic policies = 0%
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A radical new theory regarding the Person from Porlock.
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The Identity of the Person from Porlock
[Image from Daniel Paterson, Paterson's British Itinerary: Being a New and Accurate Delineation and Description of the Direct and Principa...
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January 12, 2026 at 8:19 AM
A radical new theory regarding the Person from Porlock.
samueltaylorbloggeridge.blogspot.com/2026/01/the-...
samueltaylorbloggeridge.blogspot.com/2026/01/the-...
Nichols & May "We Welcome Your Comments"
(from Monitor Radio, 9/25/1966)
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(from Monitor Radio, 9/25/1966)
www.footnoteconspiracy.com/datadump/Nic...
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January 12, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Nichols & May "We Welcome Your Comments"
(from Monitor Radio, 9/25/1966)
www.footnoteconspiracy.com/datadump/Nic...
(from Monitor Radio, 9/25/1966)
www.footnoteconspiracy.com/datadump/Nic...
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New Oglaf! www.oglaf.com/true-crime-f...
January 11, 2026 at 8:03 AM
New Oglaf! www.oglaf.com/true-crime-f...
Nichols & May "Madame Pinocchio"
(from Monitor Radio, 1/29/1966)
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(from Monitor Radio, 1/29/1966)
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January 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Nichols & May "Madame Pinocchio"
(from Monitor Radio, 1/29/1966)
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(from Monitor Radio, 1/29/1966)
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Nichols & May "Some Secluded Rendezvous"
(from Monitor Radio, 1/2/1966)
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(from Monitor Radio, 1/2/1966)
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January 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Nichols & May "Some Secluded Rendezvous"
(from Monitor Radio, 1/2/1966)
www.footnoteconspiracy.com/datadump/Nic...
(from Monitor Radio, 1/2/1966)
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Nichols & May "Answering Service"
(from Monitor Radio, 2/13/1966)
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(from Monitor Radio, 2/13/1966)
www.footnoteconspiracy.com/datadump/Nic...
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January 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Nichols & May "Answering Service"
(from Monitor Radio, 2/13/1966)
www.footnoteconspiracy.com/datadump/Nic...
(from Monitor Radio, 2/13/1966)
www.footnoteconspiracy.com/datadump/Nic...
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I worry that if I’m not telling lies on the internet, somebody worse could be.
January 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I worry that if I’m not telling lies on the internet, somebody worse could be.
MonitorRadio.net has over 700 hours of airchecks of NBC's Monitor (1955-1975). Nichols & May did bits for Monitor. I found all the bits and compiled them into a 93-minute album:
taylorjessen.blogspot.com/2026/01/nich...
(h/t WFMU)
taylorjessen.blogspot.com/2026/01/nich...
(h/t WFMU)
MonitorRadio.net
January 10, 2026 at 10:22 PM
MonitorRadio.net has over 700 hours of airchecks of NBC's Monitor (1955-1975). Nichols & May did bits for Monitor. I found all the bits and compiled them into a 93-minute album:
taylorjessen.blogspot.com/2026/01/nich...
(h/t WFMU)
taylorjessen.blogspot.com/2026/01/nich...
(h/t WFMU)
@sasquatchers.wtf This was in someone's YouTube playlist along with Ricky Ubeda's "It's Not That Serious"...quite tasty
www.youtube.com/watch?v=REPP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=REPP...
CDK - Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye
YouTube video by Sergio Reis
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January 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
@sasquatchers.wtf This was in someone's YouTube playlist along with Ricky Ubeda's "It's Not That Serious"...quite tasty
www.youtube.com/watch?v=REPP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=REPP...
Love Vampire Weekend's "Sympathy" but wanna hear a flamenco band covering it in serious attack mode, like Gipsy Kings on "Luna De Fuego" where they're driving hard the whole time anyway but then they kick your ass on the choruses with handclaps on every 16th note
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzwb...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzwb...
Ruptura
YouTube video by Gipsy Kings - Topic
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January 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Love Vampire Weekend's "Sympathy" but wanna hear a flamenco band covering it in serious attack mode, like Gipsy Kings on "Luna De Fuego" where they're driving hard the whole time anyway but then they kick your ass on the choruses with handclaps on every 16th note
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzwb...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzwb...
Want to feel old? Just kidding, no one cares what anybody wants.
Here's the video for "Oxford Comma" by Vampire Weekend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_i1...
Here's the video for "Oxford Comma" by Vampire Weekend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_i1...
Vampire Weekend - Oxford Comma
YouTube video by XL Recordings
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January 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Want to feel old? Just kidding, no one cares what anybody wants.
Here's the video for "Oxford Comma" by Vampire Weekend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_i1...
Here's the video for "Oxford Comma" by Vampire Weekend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_i1...
Building demolition videos are viscerally satisfying. The inevitable "Demolition of Twitter" video will include fewer dust clouds but it will be no less enjoyable
#XMarksTheSpew
#XMarksTheSpew
X is producing deepfakes at a rate 84x higher than the top 5 dedicated deepfake sites combined, according to an analysis. Victims say there's no recourse. Their images are still up despite reports to X, and those who speak out become targets. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
January 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Building demolition videos are viscerally satisfying. The inevitable "Demolition of Twitter" video will include fewer dust clouds but it will be no less enjoyable
#XMarksTheSpew
#XMarksTheSpew