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Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 9h

Wow, got em 🙄

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Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 21h

I’m glad he’s saying it for me. Really takes all the guilt out of it.

Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 22h

Why the fuck would any company do this? Workday is cutting edge 2010. I applied to my first big boy job on Workday not long around that time. Literally no reason for it to exist. I could vibe code better HR software in a day.

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Jeremy Kress @jeremykress.bsky.social · 1d

Earlier this year, JPMorgan refused to comply with new nonbank lending disclosure requirements [left].

Today, JPMorgan attributed recent turmoil in bank stocks to "very poor" nonbank lending disclosure [right].

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Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 1d

Mercifully not that

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Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 1d

Have you tried dialing back the horseshit in your statements?

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Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 1d

Is this some weird fucking gaslighting attempt? He knows she isn’t sworn in and can’t “serve” in her capacity as a representative until she is. I mean it’s as clear as day what’s happening here.

Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 1d

These people are literally insane.

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Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 1d

My favorite line from Trent: “Fred Durst can surf a piece of plywood up my ass.” In reference to Woodstock 99 being a catastrophe because of the Limp Bizket chud crew turnout. I bet Hegseth was there that day.

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Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sure the fuckin Texas ranchers who voted for Trump and would probably die for Trump will love to hear this.

Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 2d

Is it?

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Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 2d

I think they need to double the dosage.

Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 3d

All over that website?

Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 3d

Don’t repost the AI ragebait

Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 4d

Someone needs to respond “turn on the news” to this little fuckin rat.

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 4d

The people around Donald Trump are taking advantage of his diminished capacity to break the law.

Whatever they do now, we won’t forget — and we will hold them accountable.

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David Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 4d

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

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Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 4d

Women don’t like the LLMs.

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Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 4d

I’ll believe that when I see -$100,000 next to BTC.

Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 4d

“Bite the pillow, we’re going in dry!”

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Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 4d

Is Family Guy still on the air? I’ve got a great idea for one of their cutaway gags.

Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 4d

Well seeing as they don’t really make anything anymore haven’t innovated shit in at least 15 years this is not surprising at all. It’s barely a company at all, seriously who’s still using Microstrategy for *anything*?

Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 4d

In this case she is a “never was”. No reputation was at stake. She was a hack from the start.

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Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 4d

Isn’t this bog standard “fighter mafia” bullshit?

Pork ‘n Beans @sigmana.bsky.social · 5d

I wouldn’t worry about it too much Matt.

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