❄️Itsa Me MarniO❄️
@silentmachine.bsky.social
I have opinions and know stuff. Minneapolis enby witch with a pain disorder and cats. Part of the local sky cult. In my previous life I was a forensic psychologist, re: child sexual abuse. Now I garden and spread love to counteract my inner angst.
Hey Minneapolis, what are you looking forward to seeing this year? I love how many concerts we get. I think about a band, and they appear in my city.
What concert are you looking forward to attending in 2026?
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Hey Minneapolis, what are you looking forward to seeing this year? I love how many concerts we get. I think about a band, and they appear in my city.
Just saw some guys ride by on dirt bikes and snow suits. I love Minneapolis 😄
a person riding a dirt bike in the snow with a number g on the front
Alt: a person riding a dirt bike in the snow with a number g on the front
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Just saw some guys ride by on dirt bikes and snow suits. I love Minneapolis 😄
What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?
January 1, 2026 at 2:28 PM
What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?
Our New Year's tradition is to burn away the old year, and sweep away the ashes. Throughout the night I write things on slips of paper and throw them into the flames. I find it cathartic and purifying.
My husband and son make s'mores. To each their own.
Goodbye, 2025
My husband and son make s'mores. To each their own.
Goodbye, 2025
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Our New Year's tradition is to burn away the old year, and sweep away the ashes. Throughout the night I write things on slips of paper and throw them into the flames. I find it cathartic and purifying.
My husband and son make s'mores. To each their own.
Goodbye, 2025
My husband and son make s'mores. To each their own.
Goodbye, 2025
For everyone it might have been a terrible year. Personally, it was one of my worst. Losing my mom and two cats really did a number on me. I'm surprised there's anything left of me.
But so much of what my mom taught me got me through this year. Love. Friendship. Sharing.
We'll make it.
But so much of what my mom taught me got me through this year. Love. Friendship. Sharing.
We'll make it.
dory and clown fish from the movie finding dory
Alt: dory and clown fish from the movie finding dory saying "just keep swimming, just keep swimming!"
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
For everyone it might have been a terrible year. Personally, it was one of my worst. Losing my mom and two cats really did a number on me. I'm surprised there's anything left of me.
But so much of what my mom taught me got me through this year. Love. Friendship. Sharing.
We'll make it.
But so much of what my mom taught me got me through this year. Love. Friendship. Sharing.
We'll make it.
Yesterday I said under my breath, "I can't believe it's snowing again." My boss caught it and sung, "you can't?" at me.
It's like working for my brother 😆
It's like working for my brother 😆
December 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Yesterday I said under my breath, "I can't believe it's snowing again." My boss caught it and sung, "you can't?" at me.
It's like working for my brother 😆
It's like working for my brother 😆
I'm not entirely sure all of my sweaters haven't been peed on by the piss terrorist cat.
But I'm wearing them anyway and not thinking too hard about it. I pretend it's just the wind. I live in a city, after all. A city of people who love to keep their distance.
But I'm wearing them anyway and not thinking too hard about it. I pretend it's just the wind. I live in a city, after all. A city of people who love to keep their distance.
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm not entirely sure all of my sweaters haven't been peed on by the piss terrorist cat.
But I'm wearing them anyway and not thinking too hard about it. I pretend it's just the wind. I live in a city, after all. A city of people who love to keep their distance.
But I'm wearing them anyway and not thinking too hard about it. I pretend it's just the wind. I live in a city, after all. A city of people who love to keep their distance.
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almost forgot this very important year's end tradition: defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
almost forgot this very important year's end tradition: defector.com/what-did-we-...
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February 1945: An American GI removes a sign which reads 'Adolf Hitler Street' from the side of war-damaged building in Duren, Germany. All such streets were officially renamed following the Second World War.
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
February 1945: An American GI removes a sign which reads 'Adolf Hitler Street' from the side of war-damaged building in Duren, Germany. All such streets were officially renamed following the Second World War.
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You can’t fix the whole world, but you can make your small patch thrive.
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You can’t fix the whole world, but you can make your small patch thrive.
Got my first written complaint at work today! I've finally made it. 🌟
December 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Got my first written complaint at work today! I've finally made it. 🌟
Very proud of everyone creeping slowly by my house, knowing full well they're about to come to a 2-block long hill of ice and a stop light. Drive like your mama is watching, y'all! Be safe! ❤️
December 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Very proud of everyone creeping slowly by my house, knowing full well they're about to come to a 2-block long hill of ice and a stop light. Drive like your mama is watching, y'all! Be safe! ❤️
Like Jesus, our economy will rise again? Am I getting that right sir?
Rep. Michael Rulli: "I think we're really gonna see an economy hopefully by Easter that is roaring"
December 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Like Jesus, our economy will rise again? Am I getting that right sir?
I'd just like everyone to know I found a live wasp in my house yesterday.
December 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I'd just like everyone to know I found a live wasp in my house yesterday.
I already forgot, and now I've scared myself again.
So, is everyone ready to go back to work tomorrow?
December 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I already forgot, and now I've scared myself again.
I'm just waiting until Latonya tries for real to run against Ilhan, and her campaign seizes on this terrible stuff and crushes Latonya's credibility as a representative.
As a woman who wishes to represent a city with the highest proportion of trans people in the whole of the US, it would be incumbent on her as a candidate to understand precisely how and why it is wildly inappropriate to do that as a cisgender heterosexual woman.
December 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm just waiting until Latonya tries for real to run against Ilhan, and her campaign seizes on this terrible stuff and crushes Latonya's credibility as a representative.
So, is everyone ready to go back to work tomorrow?
December 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
So, is everyone ready to go back to work tomorrow?
I will never not read this article. It is everything you want in a "what to do this weekend" article, Twin Citizens. I promise you.
And this is the last one of the year. I bet it's sooo good. They're releasing it a *week* early.
And this is the last one of the year. I bet it's sooo good. They're releasing it a *week* early.
It's the last Freeloader Friday of the year so we're covering more ground.
Freeloader Friday on a Tuesday: 77 Free Things To Do This Week - Racket
It's the last Freeloader Friday of the year so we're covering more ground.
buff.ly
December 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I will never not read this article. It is everything you want in a "what to do this weekend" article, Twin Citizens. I promise you.
And this is the last one of the year. I bet it's sooo good. They're releasing it a *week* early.
And this is the last one of the year. I bet it's sooo good. They're releasing it a *week* early.
As is tradition, I have caught some sort of cold and I get to spend the rest of the vacation sneezing and napping.
At least this time it isn't some plague that makes me wish I was dead. I just get to stay in my pajamas and don't have to participate in extra family activities!
At least this time it isn't some plague that makes me wish I was dead. I just get to stay in my pajamas and don't have to participate in extra family activities!
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
As is tradition, I have caught some sort of cold and I get to spend the rest of the vacation sneezing and napping.
At least this time it isn't some plague that makes me wish I was dead. I just get to stay in my pajamas and don't have to participate in extra family activities!
At least this time it isn't some plague that makes me wish I was dead. I just get to stay in my pajamas and don't have to participate in extra family activities!
Last night as my son and husband were arguing over who got the last shrimp, I snatched it up and ate it in front of them.
They stared at me in disbelief.
I said, "that was my fourth shrimp."
They'd eaten the whole shrimp ring 😄
They stared at me in disbelief.
I said, "that was my fourth shrimp."
They'd eaten the whole shrimp ring 😄
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Last night as my son and husband were arguing over who got the last shrimp, I snatched it up and ate it in front of them.
They stared at me in disbelief.
I said, "that was my fourth shrimp."
They'd eaten the whole shrimp ring 😄
They stared at me in disbelief.
I said, "that was my fourth shrimp."
They'd eaten the whole shrimp ring 😄
I'm the only one of my family in the living room. I've had a full pot of coffee and I'm wondering where everyone is, then remember they are all raised Jewish. We flop between this and the Catholic family too often. 😅
This is really nice and chill, though. I'm just doing a puzzle.
This is really nice and chill, though. I'm just doing a puzzle.
December 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm the only one of my family in the living room. I've had a full pot of coffee and I'm wondering where everyone is, then remember they are all raised Jewish. We flop between this and the Catholic family too often. 😅
This is really nice and chill, though. I'm just doing a puzzle.
This is really nice and chill, though. I'm just doing a puzzle.
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The Professor, our foster dog, is up for adoption but has had zero applications. And I get it, people are busy, but he’s wonderful.
Not a sleep in your lap dog but the king of sleep next to you dogs. Just a nice little 4 month old gentleman. With a PhD.
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
Not a sleep in your lap dog but the king of sleep next to you dogs. Just a nice little 4 month old gentleman. With a PhD.
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Professor, our foster dog, is up for adoption but has had zero applications. And I get it, people are busy, but he’s wonderful.
Not a sleep in your lap dog but the king of sleep next to you dogs. Just a nice little 4 month old gentleman. With a PhD.
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
Not a sleep in your lap dog but the king of sleep next to you dogs. Just a nice little 4 month old gentleman. With a PhD.
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
That I make uncomfortable people feel comfortable, and comfortable people feel uncomfortable 🤣
This goes for both compliment and insult
This goes for both compliment and insult
What's a compliment you'll never forget?
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
That I make uncomfortable people feel comfortable, and comfortable people feel uncomfortable 🤣
This goes for both compliment and insult
This goes for both compliment and insult
*giggles in police sirens and traffic noise from the highway*
The latest in fake green line extension outrage: CROSSING BELLS CONTROVERSY
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New crossing bells frustrating homeowners closest to Southwest Light Rail tracks
YouTube video by KSTP 5 Eyewitness News
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December 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
*giggles in police sirens and traffic noise from the highway*