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I WISH airline pilots would just fly their planes without showing off and doing a fucking wheelie every time they take off. What a bunch of one-trick ponies. D Williams, Donegal
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I don't know why "laughing Hyenas" are so called. I was watching one on the telly the other night, and it sounded more like screaming to me than laughing. Mind you, it was being attacked and eaten by a bunch of lions, so maybe I just caught it on an off day. Crawford Biscuits, Epping
September 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Crazy start to Price v Littler semi-final…
September 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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HOW come my wife's favour- ite gardening spade still has all concrete stuck to it eleven years after I used it to mix a load to mend a window sill, yet the repair itself fell off after two weeks? Philip Berkin, London
September 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Top Tip: Radio enthusiasts. Don't bother listening to commercial radio stations. Simply invite your most witless, tedious neighbour round to put records on then talk over them. Ed O'Meara, e-mail
August 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I DON'T know who invented the first clock, but whoever it was, how the fuck did they know what time to set it to if nobody else actu- ally knew the time? For all I know I could have been get- ting into work at seven instead of eight for years. Thanks for nothing pal. Darren Cheesecloth, Hull
July 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Magazine Tip: A mixture of human hair, carrot peelings and some congealed fat makes an excellent makeshift plug for any kitchen sink Simon T Bosun, e-mail
July 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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YOU HARDLY ever see people polishing apples on their sleeves before they eat them any more. Whatever happened to standards in this country? Come on apple-eaters, have a bit of pride. Jonathon Snodgiblet, Snodland
June 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I THINK oystercatchers must be Britain's most poorly. named bird. They don't "catch' oysters so much as just pick them up where they see them. Calling them oystercatchers implies that the shellfish make a run for it and there's a bit of a chase involved. Utter nonsense. Peter Scott, Slimbridge
May 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Buy oranges and lemons that are near their sell-by date to minimise the amount of time you have to keep it in a bowl before throwing it out. Martin Hoverfly, Goole
May 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Magazine Tip: Pacifists. Don't miss out on paint balling fun. Carry a tin of turpentine around and be your team's 'medic' for the day. Mal Alcock, e-mail
April 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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THINKING of having a dinner party? Save time, money and effort by simply not having one. Dominic Twose, Leamington Spa
April 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I NEVER like travelling on buses because they always smell of piss. Well, they do after I've pissed myself on them anyway. David Craik, Hull
March 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Yates's on a Saturday night.
Item in Wickes called hammered knobs.
March 15, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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youtube.com/watch?v=XLC0... @andydawson.bsky.social @delaneyman.bsky.social Hi Pals, I saw this and thought of you.
PS I have an ice cube in my mouth.
Why did UK crisp packets swap colours?
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March 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Public service announcement:

The Microdisney documentary is only on iPlayer for 13 more days. Pass it on.

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BBC Four - The Story of Microdisney: The Clock Comes Down the Stairs
The story of trailblazers Microdisney, one of the most talented bands never to make it.
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March 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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A Viz Top Tip: Trick your spouse into thinking you've made a start on the washing-up by taking clean plates and placing them on the draining board. Craig Hesmondhalgh, Lancaster
February 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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"I never said Brexit would be easy" says politician who definitely said Brexit would be easy.
January 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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A classic Roger Radio cartoon from 1981. A World War 1 dogfight with a pair of biplanes in the air. In the foreground, an exchange between a pilot and a machine-gunner as a hostile Fokker lines them up in his sights from the rear. Gunner: "Enemy plane at 1 o'clock" Pilot (with his back to the action) "That's good. We've got half an hour to spare, then."
January 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Wait for it.....
January 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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youtube.com/watch?v=oKP2... Hopefully we get something like this tomorrow
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January 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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As a parent of four daughters, it saddens me that they have a considerably less optimistic future than mine. My generation is calling them out for wanting no more than we had.
sturdyalex.bsky.social Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · Jan 18
It really baffles me why some think it's okay to be shitty to a generation of young people who gave up THE MOST to protect their elders, have had THE CRUELLEST possible transition to adulthood, are getting THE LEAST amount of state help, and are facing THE WORST future prospects.
January 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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It really baffles me why some think it's okay to be shitty to a generation of young people who gave up THE MOST to protect their elders, have had THE CRUELLEST possible transition to adulthood, are getting THE LEAST amount of state help, and are facing THE WORST future prospects.
January 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM