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Simon The Vampyre

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Non-binary (he/they), neurodivergent vampyre bat, 30+, 🇸🇪 🔞Minors DNI Certified vampire nerd, LARPer, storyteller; freelance writer, musician, graphic & web designer, camera operator, ITSec consultant & locksporter. Preg/belly lover; occasionally pregposts🫄🏻

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Simon The Vampyre @simonthevampyre.itch.io · Sep 2

New month, new bills for us to pay, as we slowly recover to the point where we could hopefully at least start doing design or writing commissions again.

ko-fi.com/simonthevamp...

Boosts are greatly appreciated!

#HelpSky #MABoost #FundSky #MutualAidRequest #MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2025

Support The Vampyre System

Help a non-binary, hella gay, neurodivergent vampire survive unemployment!

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Dr Tanner @drtanner.bsky.social · 13h

I feel like this attitude comes out of "I couldn't personally do that and I can't personally imagine what learning how to do it would look like; therefore it's impossible for any human to do it" individualism, exacerbated dramatically by the chronic learned helplessness that genAI use encourages.

Susanna Shore, Author @susannashore.bsky.social · 1d

I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.

A post on Mastodon by small cypress (@small_cypress@indieweb.social):

As an art teacher I was worried AI would come up as an issue of "why should I learn how to draw when I can use AI instead."

But the real issue is that my middle schoolers CONSTANTLY believe all art I show them is AI. Digital art. Photography. Oil paintings from the Western canon. "A human couldn't do that"

Being convinced that humans can't make great art is kind of terrifying

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Lyme @lymerpg.bsky.social · 13h

hey check this out
lymetime.itch.io/we-have-that...

We Have That Dungeon Game At Home by Lyme

Cheaper and probably better than the one at the store!

lymetime.itch.io

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AeriaQuies @aeriaquies.bsky.social · 20h

Something sweet I did for @droptineart.bsky.social of his fellas Nico and Buck! Looks like they might be expecting~

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Simon The Vampyre @simonthevampyre.itch.io · 16h

hell yeag, Garfield kigu 🐈💕

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DonKaraoke 🔞 @donkaraokedon.bsky.social · 16h

Eve goes to the station Halloween party!

Little bit late for Halloween but I doubt any of yall will complain lol. The question is whether I do a stuffing piece for Thanksgiving next...

Also it's canon that Eve is a Garfieldhead. She owns merch.
#pregnantart

Point of view character: Hello Dr. Price, are you wearing... pajamas?
Eve: No.... It's a costume. I... I thought this was a costume party-- Guess I'm the only one who dressed up hahaha....-
POV char: Oh... sooo what are you supposed to be?
Eve: I'm Garfield,,, I love that silly cat...

Note in the corner of the image: She would've ditched the outfit by now, but she's wearing Nothing underneath the Garfield onesie.

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Kristi Adder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤰🏻 @kristiadder.bsky.social · 18h

a paladin taking a quick breather

discord com for Streeto

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Kousen @kousenzephyr.bsky.social · 21h

With all due respect:

Smells like corporate anti-permanent ownership bullshit.

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Feldusk @feldusk.bsky.social · 23h

It's a good thing I love this OC as much as I do because for any other character I would've given up making this lil animation

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Lyme @lymerpg.bsky.social · 1d

Spellbook are wonderful folks and this game is worth a look. We've needed a solid d100 cyberpunk game for a while!

Spellbook Gaming @spellbookgaming.bsky.social · 1d

BITE THE HAND IS FUNDING NOW!!!
Today's the day! Pledge in the first 48 hours to get your free sticker, and listen to any of the actual plays linked on the project page to learn about what's in store for you!

www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...

More info in the thread🧵

"BITE THE HAND Funding on BackerKit Now!!!"

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Part Time Dragons @parttimedragons.bsky.social · 1d

What kind of vampire is your favorite?

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ethan 🔞🤼🏻‍♂️🫃🏻 | comms open [1/3] @wizardpregnant.bsky.social · 6d

i think hes a builders tea kinda guy💖

[ #galedekarios | #mpreg | #art | #tmpreg | #bg3nsfw ]

drawing 1: coloured illustration of pregnant gale with a towel on his head and white jockstrap, sipping a tea.
drawing 2: lineart of pregnant gale wearing a jumper and holding a tea, with a hand on his belly.

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Dyl The Preggoologist husky @dylaoinu.bsky.social · 1d

And some people say science ain’t useful

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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 1d

Censorship is now coming for your dnd and your warhammer and your farming sim, they don't care if it's not adult content. They wanted everything

Ana Valens | 🔞 | COMMS: (4/5) @acvalens.net · 2d

MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”

fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...

How is Mastercard Preventing Payment Fraud at Scale?

Announcing Threat Intelligence at Money 20/20 US, Mastercard showcases its latest technology in preventing fraud, combining insights from Recorded Future

fintechmagazine.com

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🎀Kav🎀 @kavsling.bsky.social · 1d

Finn 🫃

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Pumpkin Spice Chicken @werechicken.bsky.social · 2d

Sold my steam deck and also got a bonus at work, so now I’m at $762.79/$1,467.79 has been collected! $705 remaining!
Im halfway there! Please help me whittle this debt down however you can, no matter how small.
PayPal: PayPal.me/chickenbokbok
Cashapp: $KreseMaysa

Pumpkin Spice Chicken @werechicken.bsky.social · 6d

Wow life stinks in America.
My sucky medical care is expensive but at least I can get 150 different flavors of sugary breakfast cereal.

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dr. jackdaw (AGE IN BIO OR BLOCK) @drjackdaw.bsky.social · 2d

gut contest (post institute potluck) with the great dr. audrey commentating
casey - ivan - dory - amor
#stuffing #stuffingkink #bellykink #wg

Four people stand in a row wearing only underwear. On the left is a nonbinary man with slicked hair and glasses. His right hand is on his hip, and his belly juts out. He's hairy and has a small mustache - he's grinning. To his left (the viewer's right) is another nonbinary man with a rounded belly. They are hairy as well, with dark black hair tied partially back. They have glasses and smile back warmly. Next, on the viewer's right, is another nonbinary person with a large soft belly still visibly full. Their long dark brown hair is braided and lays over their chest and belly. They're smiling. On their right is a man with wiry hair on his chest and round belly. His hair is in long locs and also lays on his shoulder. He's smiling as well.

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Zu 🔞 @problemchildzu.bsky.social · 2d

Hope you're hungry because he's famished. #mpreg #nsfw

Basing it off the lagomorph body mod cuz that feels so canon to me.

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Psycho Flames @psycho-flames.bsky.social · 14d

What started as a chance encounter and curious assistance, turned into secret meetings that escalated quickly beyond 'helping out'. Now the two can't keep their claws off each other and Ares developed a deep love for Leo's large belly...

[ #mpreg ] [ #eggpreg ] [ #ocpreg ]

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 2d

www.oglaf.com/flittermouse/

It's like 'interview with the vampire' but if the interview was more of a flirt piece

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Dr Tanner @drtanner.bsky.social · 3d

And the #mpreg version! Our Cuckoo doesn't need to travel with the Sellswords for long to find himself with child again; they're soon returning to the woods below the castle they stole him from, just in time for him to give birth. 💜 The nobles will still receive their yearly newborn heirs, it seems!

Digitally drawn Elden Ring fanart in colour. Three Kaiden Sellswords are escorting a Cuckoo Knight at the bottom of a rope after rapelling down from the tower at the top of the cliff above in the middle of the night. They are in the woods at the bottom of the cliff, with the third of the trio of Sellswords approaching the Cuckoo Knight with open arms. The Cuckoo Knight is looking towards him with interest. The artist and skeet author's Patreon address (patreon.com/drtanner) is handwritten on the piece.

A continuation of the scenario in the previous image. Some time has evidently passed; the three Sellswords are now on horseback, riding along a beach in the daylight. The Cuckoo Knight is sitting in the saddle with the foremost Sellsword, in front of him - essentially sitting in the Sellsword's lap, and is visibly pregnant, having a small but distinct bump, which he is looking down at. The artist and skeet author's Patreon address (patreon.com/drtanner) is handwritten on the piece.

A continuation of the scene in the previous image. Yet more time has passed; the Cuckoo Knight, whose pregnant belly is round, heavy and due, is now straddling one of the Sellswords to ride him cowgirl style, while a second also fucks him from behind. The third Sellsword is sitting on the ground and openly masturbating while he watches them. The artist and skeet author's Patreon address (patreon.com/drtanner) is handwritten on the piece.

A continuation of the scene in the previous image. Having made camp, the trio of Sellswords are variously handling and caressing the Cuckoo Knight, who is sitting on a log with his thighs spread as he labours strenuously, his newborn's crown beginning to emerge. The scene is dark and lit by the light of the campfire. The artist and skeet author's Patreon address (patreon.com/drtanner) is handwritten on the piece.

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Zu 🔞 @problemchildzu.bsky.social · 2d

Still working out the kinks of this boy's design. Saida is my little unicorn angel, and I love him. #mpreg

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Pumpkin Spice Chicken @werechicken.bsky.social · 3d

Sold my steam deck so now I’m at $562.79/$1,467.79 has been collected! $905 remaining!
I am also making monthly payments as well. Please help me whittle this debt down however you can, no After how small.
PayPal: PayPal.me/chickenbokbok
Cashapp: $KreseMaysa

Pumpkin Spice Chicken @werechicken.bsky.social · 6d

Wow life stinks in America.
My sucky medical care is expensive but at least I can get 150 different flavors of sugary breakfast cereal.

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Kastor @kastor.sh · 4d

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ReBell @rebellly3.bsky.social · 3d

What kind of magic is this? 🎃
Happy Halloween!!

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WOGOLF 🔞 @wogolf.bsky.social · 8d

Whitechapel and Salad are out and about when they run into an old friend! Seems like they barley recognized Whitechapel in his state 😭

[ #WogolfOc | #Nsfw | #Mpreg | #Pregart ]

Art of Whitechapel and Salad out and about together. Whitechapel's wearing a string top that doesnt quite hold his boobs. They run into an old friend who has an old picture of Whitechapel where hes much slimmer.

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