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Simon The Vampyre
@simonthevampyre.itch.io
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Non-binary (he/they), neurodivergent vampyre bat, 30+, 🇸🇪
🔞Minors DNI
Certified vampire nerd, LARPer, storyteller; freelance writer, musician, graphic & web designer, camera operator, ITSec consultant & locksporter.
Preg/belly lover; occasionally pregposts🫄🏻
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presspleasure.bsky.social
Please understand that this is (one of many reasons) why a/i is dangerous. It outright lies.

Please understand that this is why they try to flood it with so much data. It's NOT because a/i is smart, it's because the results are random, unverified trash and more data = LESS NOTICEABLE lies.
thomasgermain.bsky.social Thomas Germain @thomasgermain.bsky.social · 9h
I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point.

I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion

People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it
February 18, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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mefff.bsky.social
Bonus
sketches of bodies
February 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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mefff.bsky.social
my fav boys
February 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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grosslyghostly.bsky.social
🔞 preg / mpreg

Craving Orion hating everything today
February 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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theonyxpath.bsky.social
Now Avaialble in PDF and print: The #Curseborne Tasty Bit Omnibus! Plus: VTT Tokens and Streaming Overlays!
theonyxpath.com/now-availabl...
Available now in PDF and print from DriveThruRPG: the Curseborne Tasty Bit Omnibus
February 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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coreybrickley.bsky.social
i have a license to open carry bofa
Dr. Manhattan vaporizing an ice agent and saying "bofa deez nuts". On the ground it says Fuck Ice
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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stickydoodler.bsky.social
Here's a great way show that you, too, celebrate the joy of human creativity, from @hinokodo.com:
hinokodo.itch.io/human-made
Human Made by HINOKODO
An icon pack made by humans
hinokodo.itch.io
February 18, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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rox4.bsky.social
It's happening!!!
ubiworks.bsky.social UBI Works @ubiworks.bsky.social · 1d
Ireland's basic income pilot for artists worked so well they made it permanent. The economic growth it generated paid back more than its net cost, study shows.

How many people are being held back from their potential because they're living bill-to-bill? UBI is true freedom.
February 18, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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mrtylercrook.bsky.social
Let me get this straight, you can't run Windows 10 anymore but Windows 11 won't work on computers past a certain age because of all the a.i stuff. So you have to upgrade to a new computer in order to run Windows 11 but because of the a.i. they are no longer selling RAM or hard drives to end users.
February 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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trueref.bsky.social
A reminder to everyone that for almost a decade, we were seeing a sharp decline in hard drive prices. Data storage was becoming so cheap. NAS’s were on the brink of being a common household item imo.

But you can still always pay Dropbox $50 a month to hold your storage in the cloud.
February 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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flufflestuff.bsky.social
Pressure VRchat now, they also use Persona.

Vrchat uses persona.

Vrchat uses persona.

Persona is backed by Peter Thiel.

Peter Thiel is pushing for a surveillance state in the US and appears in the Epstein files hundreds of times.
rfksbrainworm.bsky.social worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 4d
they're very sorry they got caught
Discord Distances Itself From Age Verification Firm After Ties To Palantir’s Peter Thiel Surface The third-party company Discord could use for their ID collection is mired in surveillance concerns and links to Epstein via one of its investors
February 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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firebeatsplague.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.
carlquintanilla.bsky.social Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”

@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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sheebchub.bsky.social
It's a secret! You don't see anything! @dekoyote.bsky.social #mpreg
A coyote in a hoodie and shorts. He's sliding it up over a small belly bump. He's saying shh since it's small and he can hide it more easily. A coyote in a green hoodie and brown shorts. He has his hand on a larger belly bump and his other hand is up at his muzzle with a finger up as if to say shh. He looks smug.
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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garrett-weise.bsky.social
CW: Mpreg

Art by:
Sheebchub.bsky.social

That belly takes a toll on the back sometimes.

Pt. 1
Garrett, groaning as he hefts his gravid body off the floor.
February 17, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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gravidgepard.bsky.social
Hopefully this book helps him…

Art by @galacticgoodie.bsky.social
February 17, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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psycho-flames.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure he's utterly fine down there, the guy looks like he's lost in the sauce (':

[ #furrypreg ] [ #furpreg ] [ #mpreg ] [ #bellyart ] [ #ocpreg ]
February 17, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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drtanner.bsky.social
It's reward time at my Patreon! #ffxiv folks will know that Valentione's is on at the moment, and Stelak is celebrating with his favourite client, the good Timbermaster. 💜 He and Beatin have a Valentione's tradition of their own, and you can see exactly what they get up to by becoming a Patron, too!
Digitally drawn Final Fantasy 14 fanart in colour. Stelak Ganzthuv, a male Sea Wolf Roegadyn & beloved original character of the skeet's author, is standing outside Mih Khetto's Amphitheatre, which is decorated for the Valentione's Celebration, waiting for Timbermaster Beatin with a big bouquet of red roses. Beatin is walking happily towards him with a smile and a wave, and is still wearing his work clothes, having evidently come straight from the Carpenters' Guild, despite it being very late at night. Stelak is greeting him cheerfully; his dialogue reads: Stelak: Hello, my darlin'! Managed to leave your tools at the Guildhall before you came out to be this year, eh? [heart emoji] Stelak is very tall, broad and thickly muscled, with dark, grey-green skin, amethyst purple eyes and purple hair, cut in a mullet style with shaved sides and long at the back. He has a thick-set jaw, a big, flat nose and full lips and is wearing a leather cap, a red neckscarf and a white singlet shirt with black leather trousers and black leather boots, not dissimilar to some classic Tom of Finland illustrations. He has a number of scars of various shapes and sizes all over his body. The artist and skeet author's Patreon address (patreon.com/drtanner) is also handwritten on the piece. A continuation of the scene in the previous image in two parts. In the first part, Stelak and Beatin have met and are standing face to face as Stelak gently hands the bouquet to Beatin, who is somewhat bashfully receiving it, his cheeks flushed as he smiles, Stelak smiling warmly back at him. Their dialogue reads: Beatin: Oh, Stelak. You spoil me far too much. [heart emoji] Stelak: Nonsense, darlin'. They're an expression o' my appreciation, that's all. [heart emoji] Beatin: I don't mean the flowers, Stelak, as lovely as they are. I... I mean... all of this. Every year. You must be in terribly high demand, and yet you always, always see me on Valentione's Night. Beatin: You needn't do it just because I ask. [heart emoji] Stelak: I know, darlin'. But I want to. You're my favourite client, ain't you. Now, I believe we planned us a romantic evenin' out, didn't we. C'mon, walk with me. [heart emoji] In the second part, captioned "Some Time Later...", Stelak and Beatin have returned to the deserted amphitheatre to sit togther on a bench there, in a quiet, secluded corner, where they are gently canoodling. Their dialogue reads: Stelak: Well, here we are again, darlin'. [heart emoji] Beatin: Haha, yes. Alone, at last. [heart emoji] Beatin: Thank you for another wonderful Valentione's Night, Stelka. You know I don't... you know. Get out of the Guildhall very often. So this is... very sorely needed. [heart emoji] Stelak: It's my pleasure, my darlin'. You're always so appreciative, I can't help but spoil you, can I. [heart emoji] Beatin: I mean it, I really do. You're always such a good sport, indulging all of my silly fantasies and all the rest, I couldn't ask for more. [heart emoji] The artist's Patreon address (patreon.com/drtanner) is handwritten on the piece, along with the artist's Bluesky address (drtanner.bsky) and Pillowfort address (pillowfort.social/drtanner). A continuation of the scene in the previous images, in two parts. In the first part, the view has drawn in close to Stelak and Beatin, who are also drawing in closer to each other, Stelak tenderly tilting Beatin's head upwards with a finger under his chin as Beatin leans into him, their lips, smiling, only a few ilms apart. Their dialogue reads: Stelak: Your silly fantasies are my favourite things in all the world, darlin'. There's no one else I'd rather play with. [heart emoji] Beatin: Oh, haha, Stelak...! My goodness...! [heart emoji] In the second part, the view has moved behind the pair, showing that Beatin has an arm around Stelak's side (and a hand on Stelak's backside). Their dialogue reads: Stelak: How d'you fancy... gettin' into the spirit o' the season with me back at mine tonight? [heart emoji] Beatin: Oh! Oh, well...! Beatin: ... I have been looking forward to seeing your lovely new offices. [heart emoji] The artist's Patreon address (patreon.com/drtanner) is handwritten on the piece, along with the artist's Bluesky address (drtanner.bsky) and Pillowfort address (pillowfort.social/drtanner).
February 17, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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drtanner.bsky.social
Here's the #mpreg part! Longtime fans will recall that Stelak and Beatin got engrossed in some very in-depth roleplay last year, which resulted in Beatin delivering surprise twins! Well, he's since recovered, and has got the itch to do it all again. 👀 See how it pans out by becoming a Patron! #ffxiv
Digitally drawn Final Fantasy 14 fanart in colour; a direct continuation of the scene in the February vanilla tier reward of the artist & skeet author's Patreon. Stelak Ganzthuv, a male Sea Wolf Roegadyn & beloved original character of the skeet's author, is sitting on a bench at Mih Khetto's Amphitheatre, which is decorated for the Valentione's Celebration, late at night. They are alone, having paused in their amorous canoodling as Beatin produces a small blue crystal pendant from where it was tucked into his undershirt. The view has drawn in close to focus on the pendant, both Stelak and Beatin's faces being out of frame, but one can see that Beatin is looking up at Stelak as they talk. Their dialogue reads: Beatin: ... Actually, Stelak, I... I do have a favour to ask. Stelak: ... That's- Beatin: -Yes. I... I want to do it again. Please. Stelak: ... Beatin. Darlin', I... Beatin: Please. You... you don't have to pretend to be my husband this time, we can just... just do as we normally do, I'll just... be wearing it. You won't have to do anything, I swear it. It's, it's just that so many people came forward to adopt the girls after I gave birth before; I had to turn almost all of them away, and it felt so wretched to do it, and, and- Stelak: Beatin, darlin', it's... it's a baby, not a cabinet. Beatin: I... I know. But... please. Stelak: ... Alright. If... if that's what you want, darlin'. Stelak is very tall, broad and thickly muscled, with dark, grey-green skin, amethyst purple eyes and purple hair, cut in a mullet style with shaved sides and long at the back. He has a thick-set jaw, a big, flat nose and full lips and is wearing a leather cap, a red neckscarf and a white singlet shirt with black leather trousers and black leather boots, not dissimilar to some classic Tom of Finland illustrations. He has a number of scars of various shapes and sizes all over his body. The artist and skeet author's Patreon address (patreon.com/drtanner) is also written on the piece. A continuation of the scenario in the previous image in two parts, captioned "Many months later...". In the first part, Stelak has been fetched to collect Beatin at the Carpenters' Guild. It is the middle of the afternoon, and Beatin, now very heavily pregnant but still in his work clothes and wearing his apron and toolbelt, is coming to meet him, smiling brightly at Stelak as he casually shoos away a visibly worried Corgg, who is trying to fuss over him. Beatin's crystal pendant is glowing, conspicuously bright even through his shirt. Another carpenter is looking on from the background, looking similarly concerned. Their dialogue reads: Beatin: Ah! Stelak! There you are! Stelak: Timbermaster. [heart emoji] In the second part, Stelak and Beatin stand face to face, smiling affectionately at each other as Stelak gently takes Beatin's hand on his own. Beatin's chest is swollen and his belly is round, heavy and very, very due; he is resting his other hand upon it as he and Stelak talk. Their dialogue reads: Stelak: I hear your workin' day is done, my darlin'. Beatin: Ah, yes. Yes, it seems so, doesn't it. [heart emoji] Stelak: C'mon, I'll walk you home. [heart emoji] The artist's Patreon address (patreon.com/drtanner) is handwritten on the piece, along with the artist's Bluesky address (drtanner.bsky) and Pillowfort address (pillowfort.social/drtanner). A continuation of the scenario in the previous image. Stelak and Beatin have arrived at Stelak's private offices, where Beatin is sitting on Stelak's couch to catch his breath, both of them placing a hand on Beatin's pregnant belly as Stelak kneels in front of him. The sun is shining in through the windows and the atmosphere in the room is warm and comforting. Their dialogue reads as follows: Beatin: Oh... ah... phew. Goodness, they're heavy to walk around with. Stelak: Are you alright, love? Are you sure you don't wanna be at home for this? Beatin: Oh, yes, I'm quite alright, don't worry. And I'm quite sure, yes. I... haven't had time to tidy up at home, it's filthy. Your offices are always immaculate, though, aren't they. [heart emoji] Beatin: But... you know... as long as we're here... [heart emoji] In the second part, the view has drawn in close to the pair, Stelak smiling warmly at Beatin even as he looks at him with concern, and Beatin casually waving him off, smiling back. Their dialogue reads: Stelak: Haha, Beatin, love, really? Now? Are you sure? Beatin: Oh, it's fine, it was only a little twinge. We've hours and hours before anything will really happen, haven't we. Besides, it'll help things along, won't it. [heart emoji] Stelak: Haha, alright, love, alright. If that's what you want. [heart emoji] The artist's Patreon address (patreon.com/drtanner) is handwritten on the piece, along with the artist's Bluesky address (drtanner.bsky) and Pillowfort address (pillowfort.social/drtanner).
February 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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ramiismail.com
The AI bubble RAM crisis is caused for non-existent problems by non-existent money for a non-existent infrastructure to meet non-existent demand to make non-existent business and will utterly destroy real business based on real demand and real infrastructure built with real money for real problems.
papapishu.bsky.social Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 2d
I understand framing the AI bubble RAM supply crisis in terms of stuff like video game consoles because nerds can conceptualize that but the framing does really undersell the sheer magnitude of how it's going to fuck up everything that even touches a computer.
February 16, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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zoewithasword.bsky.social
People will read your work because they want to read YOUR work.

Toning down your voice is not just pointless but also actively damaging your skill as a writer. Listen to editors and be prepared to learn and grow but why the hell would anyone buy something you ain't putting your heart into.
any advice on how to stop being afraid/holding back in your writing?
February 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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grosslyghostly.bsky.social
💕 Post Valentine’s Chocolate Sale 💕

It’s Feb 15th which means everything’s on sale, right?
I’ve got limited color palette sketches available for $40 and sketches available for $25!

You MUST contact me on discord (username cultspawn) for a slot, as I’m unable to access DMs right now.*
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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wellbredkitsune.bsky.social
Finished up an old sketch of my wolf boy Kyori giving birth beneath the full moon~

#OC: #Kyori (He / They) // #pregnancy #pregnant #pregnantart #pregkink #birth #birthkink #furry #kemono #tmpreg
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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tiredpro.bsky.social
lol
eurogamer.bsky.social Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 4d
Discord advises UK users that they "may be part of an experiment" where instead of their age verification data never leaving their phone, it will now actually leave their phone
www.eurogamer.net/discord-advi...
Notice reading: "Important: If you're located in the UK, you may be part of an experiment where your information will be processed by an age-assurance vendor, Persona. The information you submit will be temporarily stored for up to 7 days, then deleted. For ID document verification, all details are blurred except your photo and date of birth, so only what's truly needed for age verification is used."
February 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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littlebatgames.bsky.social
Do vampires celebrate Valentine's Day? Can they even stand each other long enough to maintain a relationship? Find out in Couples Therapy, the revolutionary expansion to Vampire Therapist!

(It's cheaper than flowers and chocolate too)

store.steampowered.com/app/3320590/...
Vampire Therapist - Couples Therapy on Steam
You've helped the immortal undead live with themselves, but can you help them live with one another? Can vampires find domestic bliss? You'll need all your therapy skills to handle this couple in this...
store.steampowered.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM