simpsonsXcore
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The official Bluesky account of a sentient autonomous Instagram page. Free Palestine. Not American, Angeleno. Go Dodgers. Put it in H. ⋈
Who the hell wants this
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Who the hell wants this
Work is dead so we’re bumping Rise FM from GTA3 loud af boi.
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Work is dead so we’re bumping Rise FM from GTA3 loud af boi.
I wonder how everyone who told me “violence is never justified” when I laughed about Richard Spencer getting his shit rocked nine years ago is doing.
February 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I wonder how everyone who told me “violence is never justified” when I laughed about Richard Spencer getting his shit rocked nine years ago is doing.
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No new pictures. Where are you at mentally
February 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally
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Also, as always, fuck Mike Love.
Bruce Springsteen narrating the tribute to Brian Wilson 😭😭😭😭😭
February 2, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Also, as always, fuck Mike Love.
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I vaporized from secondhand embarrassment for the human race upon reading this tweet from the richest man. Please throw the cartoon bones I’ve left behind in the trash and try to forget I ever existed.
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I vaporized from secondhand embarrassment for the human race upon reading this tweet from the richest man. Please throw the cartoon bones I’ve left behind in the trash and try to forget I ever existed.
Anyone here on UpScrolled?
February 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Anyone here on UpScrolled?
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The Dodgers are good for baseball
what's an interesting baseball fact most people don't know?
January 31, 2026 at 11:09 PM
The Dodgers are good for baseball
When it happens, they’ll find a conspiratorial way to blame the left.
January 30, 2026 at 1:10 AM
When it happens, they’ll find a conspiratorial way to blame the left.
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Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.
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Unironically the most inspiring thing I’ve seen all week. A subreddit dedicated to sports shittalking pausing to say “fuck ice” and becoming the highest rated post of all time. We’re gonna win
January 25, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Unironically the most inspiring thing I’ve seen all week. A subreddit dedicated to sports shittalking pausing to say “fuck ice” and becoming the highest rated post of all time. We’re gonna win
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Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.
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thinking about how every celebrity from obama to fucking hawk tuah had something to say about civility and tragedy after charlie kirk was shot. all very quiet now. interesting.
January 25, 2026 at 3:37 AM
thinking about how every celebrity from obama to fucking hawk tuah had something to say about civility and tragedy after charlie kirk was shot. all very quiet now. interesting.
Then do something about it you fucking cuck.
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 25, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Then do something about it you fucking cuck.
Heathcliff can and would kick Garfield’s ass.
January 23, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Heathcliff can and would kick Garfield’s ass.
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Gavin Newsom has never had a homeless, a working unhoused, or an affordable housing advocate on his podcast despite governing California.
So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Gavin Newsom has never had a homeless, a working unhoused, or an affordable housing advocate on his podcast despite governing California.
So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
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I love this story so much: a teenage South Jersey punk’s quest to track down her mom’s 1994 demo share.inquirer.com/xHc0Cf
A teen couldn’t find her mom’s 30-year-old demo tape. The internet stepped in.
The hardcore music community banded together to help link a N.J. girl with her mother’s thrashing past.
share.inquirer.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I love this story so much: a teenage South Jersey punk’s quest to track down her mom’s 1994 demo share.inquirer.com/xHc0Cf
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all I really want is for the Dodgers to bring back Kiké Hernandez
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 AM
all I really want is for the Dodgers to bring back Kiké Hernandez
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apros of nothing particularly important, gary larson is really cool and is learning digital art now
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
apros of nothing particularly important, gary larson is really cool and is learning digital art now
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff
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rule of threes do your thing
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
rule of threes do your thing
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A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.
Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.The killing of 37-year-old mother Renee Nicole Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross last...
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January 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.