Sim Turner
@simturner.bsky.social
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Sim Turner
@simturner.bsky.social
· Dec 14
So I may have been the lucky belle who caught that rose Cotter threw out to the crowd at the start of Set 2. Cotter, if you’re reading this, our love is written in the stars, no wait…in the balls? 😂❤️🪿🌹
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This is Alex Pretti.
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 AM
This is Alex Pretti.
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Statement from Alex Pretti’s parents to CNN:
“We are heartbroken but also very angry…
The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs.”
“We are heartbroken but also very angry…
The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs.”
January 25, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Statement from Alex Pretti’s parents to CNN:
“We are heartbroken but also very angry…
The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs.”
“We are heartbroken but also very angry…
The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs.”
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The deadly shooting in Minneapolis today was a straight-up execution of a protester by Trump's federal brownshirts.
The thugs wrestled him to the ground. They pistol-whipped him, then shot him multiple times. They murdered him.
The thugs wrestled him to the ground. They pistol-whipped him, then shot him multiple times. They murdered him.
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The deadly shooting in Minneapolis today was a straight-up execution of a protester by Trump's federal brownshirts.
The thugs wrestled him to the ground. They pistol-whipped him, then shot him multiple times. They murdered him.
The thugs wrestled him to the ground. They pistol-whipped him, then shot him multiple times. They murdered him.
This is such a perfect cover. It’s also perfect for the journey to the airport after a quick vacation weekend. See ya next time, LA 😘
January 19, 2026 at 7:46 PM
This is such a perfect cover. It’s also perfect for the journey to the airport after a quick vacation weekend. See ya next time, LA 😘
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it is -10 here today. I was supposed to go do a volunteer shift standing outside loading groceries into people’s cars to deliver to families stuck at home. just got a call not to come in because they have too many volunteers already. if you were wondering if the cold would stop us.
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
it is -10 here today. I was supposed to go do a volunteer shift standing outside loading groceries into people’s cars to deliver to families stuck at home. just got a call not to come in because they have too many volunteers already. if you were wondering if the cold would stop us.
Bad ass
I wonder if this shirt can be served so cold it freezes before your eyes? 👀 🪄
@turnedclouds.bsky.social @tlmcvay.bsky.social
I wonder if this shirt can be served so cold it freezes before your eyes? 👀 🪄
@turnedclouds.bsky.social @tlmcvay.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Bad ass
I wonder if this shirt can be served so cold it freezes before your eyes? 👀 🪄
@turnedclouds.bsky.social @tlmcvay.bsky.social
I wonder if this shirt can be served so cold it freezes before your eyes? 👀 🪄
@turnedclouds.bsky.social @tlmcvay.bsky.social
Listen to the Captain. That DH rules, but this Madhuvan is spectacular
Dustin Hoffman from <checks notes> Vegas is currently going head-to-head with the 3rd best Madhuvan of the year
Not sure what we're doing here but this is a surprise
I ranked this Madh at a 3-seed (#11 overall) and think there are 2 better Dusties than this one (my highest ranked was #30)
Not sure what we're doing here but this is a surprise
I ranked this Madh at a 3-seed (#11 overall) and think there are 2 better Dusties than this one (my highest ranked was #30)
January 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Listen to the Captain. That DH rules, but this Madhuvan is spectacular
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The president
-Is occupying a major city with armed paramilitiaries
-Is blackmailing treaty allies to hand over their sovereign territory
-Is trying to set himself up as chairman for life of a UN rival with $1B fees for permanent membership
-Is talking about canceling elections
-Is occupying a major city with armed paramilitiaries
-Is blackmailing treaty allies to hand over their sovereign territory
-Is trying to set himself up as chairman for life of a UN rival with $1B fees for permanent membership
-Is talking about canceling elections
January 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
The president
-Is occupying a major city with armed paramilitiaries
-Is blackmailing treaty allies to hand over their sovereign territory
-Is trying to set himself up as chairman for life of a UN rival with $1B fees for permanent membership
-Is talking about canceling elections
-Is occupying a major city with armed paramilitiaries
-Is blackmailing treaty allies to hand over their sovereign territory
-Is trying to set himself up as chairman for life of a UN rival with $1B fees for permanent membership
-Is talking about canceling elections
It’s still trying…and we should vote for it because of that. Jabberwocky jungle vibes. Do the right thing and constipate that BM.
January 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
It’s still trying…and we should vote for it because of that. Jabberwocky jungle vibes. Do the right thing and constipate that BM.
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Jacob Frey told ICE agents to get the fuck out of Minneapolis, a hugely popular viral moment, and the media has been browbeating him over it ever since. Trump flipped a guy off and told him fuck you and it’s barely acknowledged.
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Jacob Frey told ICE agents to get the fuck out of Minneapolis, a hugely popular viral moment, and the media has been browbeating him over it ever since. Trump flipped a guy off and told him fuck you and it’s barely acknowledged.
🚨😳
New band teased featuring Rick, Eric Krasno, Taylor and Griffin Goldsmith, Ross James, and Adam MacDougall 👀
January 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
🚨😳
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An additional kickass feature is that all of the commentary for this year's tournament features the voices of women from across the community.
Tune in on @wtedradio.com to check it out. 🤘
Tune in on @wtedradio.com to check it out. 🤘
Goose Jam of the Year begins today! JOTY is better with friends, so make sure you head to wtedradio.com at noon (or 8 PM) to listen and get into the chat at community.wysterialane.org to join the JOTY conversation!
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
An additional kickass feature is that all of the commentary for this year's tournament features the voices of women from across the community.
Tune in on @wtedradio.com to check it out. 🤘
Tune in on @wtedradio.com to check it out. 🤘
To quote a wise sage:
6R0M7 >
6R0M7 >
‘𝗧𝗪𝗔𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗝𝗢𝗧𝗬 (𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱)
(𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 @6𝘙0𝘔7)
‘Twas the night before JOTY, and all through the scene,
The Formula posted its rankings pristine.
The brackets were tallied with meticulous care,
Knowing that finals soon would be there.
(1/23)
(𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 @6𝘙0𝘔7)
‘Twas the night before JOTY, and all through the scene,
The Formula posted its rankings pristine.
The brackets were tallied with meticulous care,
Knowing that finals soon would be there.
(1/23)
January 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
To quote a wise sage:
6R0M7 >
6R0M7 >
This entire thread is both incredibly awesome and deeply nerdy and I love it so much. @6r0m7.bsky.social rules 🥰
🧵 My first real interaction with the @goose-band.bsky.social community was when I discovered Goose Twitter (#BGT) during the 2021 @aatgoosepod.bsky.social #goosebracket. Enchanted by its awesomeness, I started posting tourney stats.
I repeated that #goosery for the 22-24 JOTY, and now for 2025.
I repeated that #goosery for the 22-24 JOTY, and now for 2025.
PRESENTING…YOUR GOOSE JAM OF THE YEAR 2025 BRACKET!!
Voting starts 1/12 at noon ET - get involved now via AATGoosePod.com!
Voting starts 1/12 at noon ET - get involved now via AATGoosePod.com!
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
This entire thread is both incredibly awesome and deeply nerdy and I love it so much. @6r0m7.bsky.social rules 🥰
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We should all sit with this ICE murder. Any one of us could be executed by ICE, and our government wouldn’t bat an eye. Instead they’d just lie about us to the world.
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
We should all sit with this ICE murder. Any one of us could be executed by ICE, and our government wouldn’t bat an eye. Instead they’d just lie about us to the world.
Reminder: this shot was so rad and the jam absolutely freaking rules. Scary and spooky and weird without just being mindless dissonant noise. 🔥🔥🔥
Ok, MASSIVE shout out to the @goose-band.bsky.social film crew for this utterly terrifying shot right at the height of the creepiest part of the Madhuvan jam from Alpharetta (34:15 left in the Nugs video).
Taking @peteranspach.bsky.social ‘s sweet Totoro stuffie and making it a jabberwocky. Rad.
Taking @peteranspach.bsky.social ‘s sweet Totoro stuffie and making it a jabberwocky. Rad.
January 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Reminder: this shot was so rad and the jam absolutely freaking rules. Scary and spooky and weird without just being mindless dissonant noise. 🔥🔥🔥
Ridiculous tbh
Kinda surprised that nothing from St Louis N1 S2 made the bracket. One of the better sets they played in 2025 IMO
January 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Ridiculous tbh
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It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
January 2, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Somehow my lovely bride and I have found ourselves on the “rail” at The Belly Up for LCD Soundsystem tonight. Unreal.
January 2, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Somehow my lovely bride and I have found ourselves on the “rail” at The Belly Up for LCD Soundsystem tonight. Unreal.
A year ago this happened, and all of our dreams came true. @turnedclouds.bsky.social
Also, look at the time on my phone when I took this screenshot. 🤯😘♥️🪿🔥
Also, look at the time on my phone when I took this screenshot. 🤯😘♥️🪿🔥
January 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
A year ago this happened, and all of our dreams came true. @turnedclouds.bsky.social
Also, look at the time on my phone when I took this screenshot. 🤯😘♥️🪿🔥
Also, look at the time on my phone when I took this screenshot. 🤯😘♥️🪿🔥
1 year ago we were in Austin and it was good.
December 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
1 year ago we were in Austin and it was good.
Last minute send to PDX for a 24 hour visit with @basty-michael.bsky.social to secure better airline status for 2026. Sunrise takeoffs are wild!
a man is wearing a pair of pink rings on his eyes and says " hey guys we 're down to the wire "
ALT: a man is wearing a pair of pink rings on his eyes and says " hey guys we 're down to the wire "
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Last minute send to PDX for a 24 hour visit with @basty-michael.bsky.social to secure better airline status for 2026. Sunrise takeoffs are wild!