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Sim Turner

@simturner.bsky.social

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · Dec 14

So I may have been the lucky belle who caught that rose Cotter threw out to the crowd at the start of Set 2. Cotter, if you’re reading this, our love is written in the stars, no wait…in the balls? 😂❤️🪿🌹

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 25m

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 2h

ross from friends says not all men are like that .

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 2h

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 2h

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 3h

This has been an incredible tirade. I am renewed like the armies of Gondor when the cock crows.

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 3h

I’ll never forgive him 🤣

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 3h

There’s a ragert…you didn’t come see the best Madhuvan of 2024 after that…

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 4h

I’d chew my arm off to be able to rock that look in earnest. 🤣

Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 5h

We need labels of the degens watching that sweet sweet action

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 5h

More dopamine please

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 6h

🍍 👽 🍍

Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 6h

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 10h

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 10h

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 11h

Wait till you hear his thoughts on Escape

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve enjoyed this banter far more than I should have

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 1d

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Sim Turner @simturner.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna be so fun!

Dizgo @dizgo.bsky.social · 1d

Your Goosemas Night Zero lineup is here 💫

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