Jae
@sirchristopher82.bsky.social
Perpetual nerd, part-time writer, constantly over it.
Whenever rednecks are like “WHY CAIN’T THEY JUST LEARN ANGLASH?!” I think about things like this.
THEN I think “Well, hell’s bells, how many languages do YOU speak, Cletus?!” but that’s a convo for another time…
THEN I think “Well, hell’s bells, how many languages do YOU speak, Cletus?!” but that’s a convo for another time…
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Whenever rednecks are like “WHY CAIN’T THEY JUST LEARN ANGLASH?!” I think about things like this.
THEN I think “Well, hell’s bells, how many languages do YOU speak, Cletus?!” but that’s a convo for another time…
THEN I think “Well, hell’s bells, how many languages do YOU speak, Cletus?!” but that’s a convo for another time…
What I love is that I can hear him saying it in my head. He’s so delightfully odd.
January 6, 2026 at 12:33 PM
What I love is that I can hear him saying it in my head. He’s so delightfully odd.
…..sir, you have the exact same hairstyle.
I don’t have a choice.
I don’t have a choice.
January 6, 2026 at 12:32 PM
…..sir, you have the exact same hairstyle.
I don’t have a choice.
I don’t have a choice.
How did music happen for old people?
Like…how did Ethel find out about the release of a new Beach Boys album, and then what did she do about it?
….go to a record store, I suppose…
Have I been so radically modernized, I don’t remember things from an era I LIVED THROUGH?!
Like…how did Ethel find out about the release of a new Beach Boys album, and then what did she do about it?
….go to a record store, I suppose…
Have I been so radically modernized, I don’t remember things from an era I LIVED THROUGH?!
January 6, 2026 at 12:30 PM
How did music happen for old people?
Like…how did Ethel find out about the release of a new Beach Boys album, and then what did she do about it?
….go to a record store, I suppose…
Have I been so radically modernized, I don’t remember things from an era I LIVED THROUGH?!
Like…how did Ethel find out about the release of a new Beach Boys album, and then what did she do about it?
….go to a record store, I suppose…
Have I been so radically modernized, I don’t remember things from an era I LIVED THROUGH?!
The Napping of Asher: Revival - A Game Upp’d.
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
The Napping of Asher: Revival - A Game Upp’d.
Honestly, based on that title, it sounds more like a guidebook for Catholic priests.
HEY-O……! …………………..sorry….😒
HEY-O……! …………………..sorry….😒
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Honestly, based on that title, it sounds more like a guidebook for Catholic priests.
HEY-O……! …………………..sorry….😒
HEY-O……! …………………..sorry….😒
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Happy new whatever, who gives a shit, MORE IMPORTANTLY…it’s my birthday!
And as I always ask on my birthday…
And as I always ask on my birthday…
January 1, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Happy new whatever, who gives a shit, MORE IMPORTANTLY…it’s my birthday!
And as I always ask on my birthday…
And as I always ask on my birthday…
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Oh good. I just realized I’m about to learn how Asher reacts to fireworks.
Oh. Oh, this might suck…! 🫢🙄😑
Oh. Oh, this might suck…! 🫢🙄😑
December 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Oh good. I just realized I’m about to learn how Asher reacts to fireworks.
Oh. Oh, this might suck…! 🫢🙄😑
Oh. Oh, this might suck…! 🫢🙄😑
HA!!!!
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
HA!!!!
The most difficult outfit to choose every year…
December 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The most difficult outfit to choose every year…
The Napping of Asher: A Tale Told in Three Parts:
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The Napping of Asher: A Tale Told in Three Parts:
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….rolling out of bed at 9am for a day of errands IS me on vacation…? 🤨
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
….rolling out of bed at 9am for a day of errands IS me on vacation…? 🤨
I don’t know how to explain it, but in two hours I will *maliciously* be on vacation.
I can’t wait to actively ignore every single work call, text, and/or email.
I can’t wait to actively ignore every single work call, text, and/or email.
December 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I don’t know how to explain it, but in two hours I will *maliciously* be on vacation.
I can’t wait to actively ignore every single work call, text, and/or email.
I can’t wait to actively ignore every single work call, text, and/or email.
Make a Bond film casual
Lawn-raker
Lawn-raker
Make a Bond film casual
On Her Majesty's Secret Surprise Party
On Her Majesty's Secret Surprise Party
Make a bond film casual
No Time To Vacuum
No Time To Vacuum
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Make a Bond film casual
Lawn-raker
Lawn-raker
I’m gonna get a tiny Bluetooth speaker and stitch it to his collar, so when I use my GPS it sounds like he’s saying it.
Talk about the world’s most adorable navigator…!
Talk about the world’s most adorable navigator…!
December 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’m gonna get a tiny Bluetooth speaker and stitch it to his collar, so when I use my GPS it sounds like he’s saying it.
Talk about the world’s most adorable navigator…!
Talk about the world’s most adorable navigator…!
You WILL have a Merry *FUCKING* Christmas, or I swear to god, I’ll BEAT the fucking joy into you! NOW HUG YOUR GODDAMNED FAMILY.
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You WILL have a Merry *FUCKING* Christmas, or I swear to god, I’ll BEAT the fucking joy into you! NOW HUG YOUR GODDAMNED FAMILY.
We got a new hire in a different department at work. We ended up having to work together yesterday and, afterward, we’re just chatting, getting to know each other…find out we both own dogs.
Cue the dog owner picture share. I tell her about Dakota and Asher and then things take a turn…
Cue the dog owner picture share. I tell her about Dakota and Asher and then things take a turn…
December 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
We got a new hire in a different department at work. We ended up having to work together yesterday and, afterward, we’re just chatting, getting to know each other…find out we both own dogs.
Cue the dog owner picture share. I tell her about Dakota and Asher and then things take a turn…
Cue the dog owner picture share. I tell her about Dakota and Asher and then things take a turn…
Gay dudes are EXCEPTIONALLY good at sending the message that you’re not nearly good enough.
For what? It doesn’t matter. You’re just not.
This is why I’ll remain single forever.
For what? It doesn’t matter. You’re just not.
This is why I’ll remain single forever.
December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Gay dudes are EXCEPTIONALLY good at sending the message that you’re not nearly good enough.
For what? It doesn’t matter. You’re just not.
This is why I’ll remain single forever.
For what? It doesn’t matter. You’re just not.
This is why I’ll remain single forever.
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Honestly same, Mr. Google weather notification
![A Google weather notification that says
Higher than normal... 8:19 PM
See full forecast for [LOCATION REDACTED]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/bafkreiboipvvisufaif4h3pgxw6ialbudxubd7ziqntzkhbkjk7ihkyb5m@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Honestly same, Mr. Google weather notification
Would having sexual fantasies about Santa put you on the nice or naughty list?
I am absolutely not asking for a friend.
I am absolutely not asking for a friend.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Would having sexual fantasies about Santa put you on the nice or naughty list?
I am absolutely not asking for a friend.
I am absolutely not asking for a friend.
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Ode To Joy | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets youtu.be/VnT7pT6zCcA?... via @YouTube
Ode To Joy | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets
YouTube video by The Muppets
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Ode To Joy | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets youtu.be/VnT7pT6zCcA?... via @YouTube