Jae
@sirchristopher82.bsky.social
Perpetual nerd, part-time writer, constantly over it.
HA!!!!
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
HA!!!!
The most difficult outfit to choose every year…
December 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The most difficult outfit to choose every year…
The Napping of Asher: A Tale Told in Three Parts:
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The Napping of Asher: A Tale Told in Three Parts:
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….rolling out of bed at 9am for a day of errands IS me on vacation…? 🤨
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
….rolling out of bed at 9am for a day of errands IS me on vacation…? 🤨
I don’t know how to explain it, but in two hours I will *maliciously* be on vacation.
I can’t wait to actively ignore every single work call, text, and/or email.
I can’t wait to actively ignore every single work call, text, and/or email.
December 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I don’t know how to explain it, but in two hours I will *maliciously* be on vacation.
I can’t wait to actively ignore every single work call, text, and/or email.
I can’t wait to actively ignore every single work call, text, and/or email.
Make a Bond film casual
Lawn-raker
Lawn-raker
Make a Bond film casual
On Her Majesty's Secret Surprise Party
On Her Majesty's Secret Surprise Party
Make a bond film casual
No Time To Vacuum
No Time To Vacuum
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Make a Bond film casual
Lawn-raker
Lawn-raker
I’m gonna get a tiny Bluetooth speaker and stitch it to his collar, so when I use my GPS it sounds like he’s saying it.
Talk about the world’s most adorable navigator…!
Talk about the world’s most adorable navigator…!
December 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’m gonna get a tiny Bluetooth speaker and stitch it to his collar, so when I use my GPS it sounds like he’s saying it.
Talk about the world’s most adorable navigator…!
Talk about the world’s most adorable navigator…!
You WILL have a Merry *FUCKING* Christmas, or I swear to god, I’ll BEAT the fucking joy into you! NOW HUG YOUR GODDAMNED FAMILY.
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You WILL have a Merry *FUCKING* Christmas, or I swear to god, I’ll BEAT the fucking joy into you! NOW HUG YOUR GODDAMNED FAMILY.
We got a new hire in a different department at work. We ended up having to work together yesterday and, afterward, we’re just chatting, getting to know each other…find out we both own dogs.
Cue the dog owner picture share. I tell her about Dakota and Asher and then things take a turn…
Cue the dog owner picture share. I tell her about Dakota and Asher and then things take a turn…
December 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
We got a new hire in a different department at work. We ended up having to work together yesterday and, afterward, we’re just chatting, getting to know each other…find out we both own dogs.
Cue the dog owner picture share. I tell her about Dakota and Asher and then things take a turn…
Cue the dog owner picture share. I tell her about Dakota and Asher and then things take a turn…
Gay dudes are EXCEPTIONALLY good at sending the message that you’re not nearly good enough.
For what? It doesn’t matter. You’re just not.
This is why I’ll remain single forever.
For what? It doesn’t matter. You’re just not.
This is why I’ll remain single forever.
December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Gay dudes are EXCEPTIONALLY good at sending the message that you’re not nearly good enough.
For what? It doesn’t matter. You’re just not.
This is why I’ll remain single forever.
For what? It doesn’t matter. You’re just not.
This is why I’ll remain single forever.
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Honestly same, Mr. Google weather notification
![A Google weather notification that says
Higher than normal... 8:19 PM
See full forecast for [LOCATION REDACTED]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/bafkreiboipvvisufaif4h3pgxw6ialbudxubd7ziqntzkhbkjk7ihkyb5m@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Honestly same, Mr. Google weather notification
Would having sexual fantasies about Santa put you on the nice or naughty list?
I am absolutely not asking for a friend.
I am absolutely not asking for a friend.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Would having sexual fantasies about Santa put you on the nice or naughty list?
I am absolutely not asking for a friend.
I am absolutely not asking for a friend.
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Ode To Joy | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets youtu.be/VnT7pT6zCcA?... via @YouTube
Ode To Joy | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets
YouTube video by The Muppets
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Ode To Joy | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets youtu.be/VnT7pT6zCcA?... via @YouTube
Reposted by Jae
Reposted by Jae
Sometimes, in life, you make your own fun.
Like I’ve started compulsively saying “thanking you” instead of “thank you”, which is an oblique reference to a side character from an episode of a British tv show called “Inside No. 9”.
Like I’ve started compulsively saying “thanking you” instead of “thank you”, which is an oblique reference to a side character from an episode of a British tv show called “Inside No. 9”.
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sometimes, in life, you make your own fun.
Like I’ve started compulsively saying “thanking you” instead of “thank you”, which is an oblique reference to a side character from an episode of a British tv show called “Inside No. 9”.
Like I’ve started compulsively saying “thanking you” instead of “thank you”, which is an oblique reference to a side character from an episode of a British tv show called “Inside No. 9”.
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Honestly, I’m so fucking sick of hearing this goddamned song at this point that if the world really WERE ending, the last fucking people I’d want to see are Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars.
December 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Honestly, I’m so fucking sick of hearing this goddamned song at this point that if the world really WERE ending, the last fucking people I’d want to see are Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars.
Maybe I just flirt badly…how does one tell…? 😬
December 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Maybe I just flirt badly…how does one tell…? 😬
They’re playing the Fergie version of “Jingle Bell Rock” at work and I’d love to know who lied to Fergie and told her she was talented.
That person is either a genius or an asshole, depending on your level of schadenfreude…
That person is either a genius or an asshole, depending on your level of schadenfreude…
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
They’re playing the Fergie version of “Jingle Bell Rock” at work and I’d love to know who lied to Fergie and told her she was talented.
That person is either a genius or an asshole, depending on your level of schadenfreude…
That person is either a genius or an asshole, depending on your level of schadenfreude…
The break room tv at my shitty job is playing shitty videos ABOUT my shitty job and honestly? It feels like propaganda.
Like this is Soviet Russia and they’re trying to convince me I’m happy under this current regime.
Like this is Soviet Russia and they’re trying to convince me I’m happy under this current regime.
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The break room tv at my shitty job is playing shitty videos ABOUT my shitty job and honestly? It feels like propaganda.
Like this is Soviet Russia and they’re trying to convince me I’m happy under this current regime.
Like this is Soviet Russia and they’re trying to convince me I’m happy under this current regime.
:gasps, whispers: Yule Cat….! 🫢🥹
“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
December 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
:gasps, whispers: Yule Cat….! 🫢🥹
It’s funny because this is why I only search in incognito mode because I convinced myself long ago that made a difference.
I assure you, it does not.
I assure you, it does not.
I recently wrote a script that featured a shootout in JFK Airport, which meant I had research the best way to get a gun into an airport. I’m not saying I’m on a watch list, but I am saying I’m likely flagged.
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It’s funny because this is why I only search in incognito mode because I convinced myself long ago that made a difference.
I assure you, it does not.
I assure you, it does not.