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Sisyphus @sisiphus.bsky.social · Feb 24

Bom dia, amigos! Apesar do registro do apartamento não estar finalizado (o que quer dizer que ele ainda não é meu de fato), a primeira parcela do financiamento já caiu na minha conta pq banco é tudo menos besta

Então eu vou fazer a: thread que ninguém liga de quando falta pra pagar o apartamento

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Sisyphus @sisiphus.bsky.social · 5h

Cheio de góticos suaves na fila pra sessão da meia-noite de Elvira a Rainha das Trevas

Sisyphus @sisiphus.bsky.social · 9h

Também não sei, vou participar dessa oficina aí

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Thiago, lê-se Tiago @thiaguim.bsky.social · 13h

Só um roubo no Louvre poderia me tirar da decadência financeira em que me encontro
Preciso de 3 parças e 2 patinetes pra isso

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Sisyphus @sisiphus.bsky.social · 14h

Amando essa investigação

Ing Lee @inglee.bsky.social · 15h

TUDO O QUE SEI ATÉ AGORA DO CASO K-DATE 🧶

quis juntar tudo num fio só, em ordem cronológica. fontes são diversas e podem divergir, até porque muita coisa é especulação 🧐 se tiver faltando alguma info comentem aqui kkkkkk

print do site kdramadate.com.br de uma foto emoldurada de cara asiático com sorriso travado trajando um blazer azul marinho e uma camiseta preta, posando num fundo neutro. abaixo da foto, está escrito “oppa gringo bonito que realiza sua fantasia”

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Leia The Legend Of The Strongest Kurosawa @condepaspalho.bsky.social · 16h

Privatizar os Correios? Que tal estatizar AINDA MAIS
Tira dinheiro de militar e dá pros carteiro
Se o SUS é de graça, pq que os Correios não pode ser?
Subsidia
PAC pra baixo é tudo de graça, eles vão fazer a viagem de qualquer jeito mesmo
Quanto que é o frete?
É grátis
É tudo grátis
É tudo nosso

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Sisyphus @sisiphus.bsky.social · 14h

Amiga, muito caro pra algo que eu descobri que não passa de uma fronha gigante

Eu tô querendo pq meu edredom tá feião, cheio de furos (culpa de certa gata tbm kkk) e não queria comprar um novo. O meu tbm não dá pra lavar em casa 😬

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no crying in the club (monaco) @sadaboutchiffon.bsky.social · 14h

DOLCE & GABBANA ALTA SARTORIA SHOW - SUMMER 2025 COLLECTION [3/3].

The model walks the runway proper at the Ponte di Castel Sant’Angelo. The bridge (circa 134AD) was originally built by Emperor Hadrian to connect Rome’s city center to his future mausoleum and has since been used for both a roman fortress and a papal residence.

The model wears white pants and white gloves embroidered with gold floral patterns. They wear a heavy, cape buttoned up along the chest. The cape has images of roman statues on plinths, standing against a blue "heaven-like" background with clouds and embellished shoulders. The model wears a gold papal cross.

Ooohhh you wanna watch Conclave (2024) so bad.

Three models look at the camera, the one in the middle staring directly at it while the other two flank them and look over their shoulder. The one on the left wears a starched linen tunic, partnered off a traditional surplice, sleeveless and embellished with pearls and jewels. They carry a small golden box as a purse, the metallic gold strap looped around their wrist. The model in the middle wears a dramatic robe with a wide, stiff collar and wide cuffs. The robe is dark, covered in red, green, and gold embroidery. The model to the right wears a deep purple robe with gold embroidery and gold fringe epaulets

The model from the first photo in part two of these posts now walks the runway proper. They wear a deep purple floor-length coat, like an open monsignor's cassock, with gold metallic accents on the bottom and gold, matte accepts on the shoulders, sleeves, and chest. They wear a white lace shirt with high-waisted red pants with a deep burgundy fascia (the waist sash worn by cardinals) wrapped around their waist. They wear jewelry on their torso, made of gold, black stones, and pearls, with a hanging cross, that imitates a human rib cage. Their gloves are embroidered in gold.

The model walks the runway in a black suit. They wear a black shirt with a white clerical collar, like a classic priest cassock. Their pants are black, which match their gloves. Their suit jacket is black with white lace detailing. The white lace looks like a cardinal's ceremonial dress, specifically the bottom hem of a rochet: a white vestment generally worn by a Roman Catholic or Anglican bishop in choir dress.

"The lace is made according to the personal taste of each cardinal. In the past, rochets were only made by hand. Today, for economic reasons and for durability, they are also machine-made."

The double-breasted jacket has six black buttons.

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no crying in the club (monaco) @sadaboutchiffon.bsky.social · 15h

DOLCE & GABBANA ALTA SARTORIA SHOW - SUMMER 2025 COLLECTION [2/3].

There are two models in the photo, in front of a brick wall. The model on the left wears a dark coat with embroidered floral (acanthus? arabesque? baroque?) designs on the shoulders, collar, and front. They wear a white lace shirt with high-waisted red pants with a scarlet fascia (the waist sash worn by cardinals) wrapped around their waist. They wear jewelry on their torso, made of gold, black stones, and pearls, with a hanging cross, that imitates a human rib cage. Cathedral saints coming back strong here.

The model on the right wears a beaded cream tunic, inlaid with multiple colored stones around a central design (like the eponymous sacred heart) in the middle of the chest made of multiple red stones. They wear a high-necked lace collar. Their arms are bare.

Three models all stand in front of the camera, wearing classic suits in black, white, and a powder blue. The suits are covered in multiple jeweled crosses.

Three models all wear heavily embroidered clothing based primarily off papal wear. The model on the left wears a red velvet robe with an embroidered sash tie, white gloves, and a white lace shirt. The model in the middle wears a beaded and embroidered version of the Pope's "Ordinary Dress" (the classic white outfit aka the simar). The model on the right wears a deep red sequin over white and red pants with a white lace collar and white gloves.

Two models wear full-white suits embroidered in gold, with white seed bead embellishments. The model on the left has most of the embroidery on their arms, the front of their jacket, and the wide lapels of their coat. The model on the right's jacket is covered in beading, the collar left bare. They both wear dramatic gold necklaces, like a pectorale minus the cross.

Can you all be so proud of me that I have a bunch of Catholic vestment references pulled up for this alt text? I'm Orthodox only if you squint really, really, really hard. Please clap.

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no crying in the club (monaco) @sadaboutchiffon.bsky.social · 15h

DOLCE & GABBANA ALTA SARTORIA SHOW - SUMMER 2025 COLLECTION [1/3].

The model is staged backstage at the Ponte di Castel Sant’Angelo for D&G's Alta Sartoria show inspired by Catholic priests and vestments. The model wears a heavily embellished chasuble, a sleeveless outer vestment, over a white lace shirt with a folded over collar. They wear a large, ornate cross around their neck.

There are two models in the photo, one closer to the camera, in front of a brick wall. The closer model wears a red silk outfit, patterned after the classic scarlet cassock worn by a cardinal. They wear an ornate cross around their neck, and a shirt with a high lace collar. The model farthest from the camera wears an ornate red and gold breastplate, like the sorts worn by cathedral saints, leaving their arms bare. They wear deep red silk pants with a tie waist.

Three models face the camera wearing a series of lush, embroidered suits. The model on the left wears a plum suit with ornate, gold (how many times can i say ornate here, let's find out) cross embellishments and embroidered gloves. The suit is made up of a plum silk fabric, tied in strips around the torso. The model in the middle wears a blue suit with a hanging, gold scarf, tucked underneath the waistcoast. The suit is heavily embroidered with blue floral designs. The model on the right is wearing numerous contrasting arabesque patterns in reds and golds on their suit jacket, shirt, and high-waisted pants. The jacket is red, the shirt burgundy, and the pants are black and gold.

The model faces the camera and wears a suit with high-waisted pants and an open jacket. They wear a sheer, black shirt, with embroidery that uses catholic imagery and designs. The suit jacket and pants match: black with gold embroidery. They wear black gloves.

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Sisyphus @sisiphus.bsky.social · 14h

Instagram me lembrando da minha viagem pro Egito dois anos atrás... será que um dia terei dinheiro pra dair da região metropolitana de BH novamente???? 😭😭😭😭

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gio @giovanni.bsky.social · 17h

estou há dias pensando muito nisso aqui

But there’s also a weirder, in-between possibility. Even if AI tools don’t increase productivity, the hype surrounding them could push businesses to keep expanding their use anyway. “I hear the same story over and over again from companies,” Daron Acemoglu, an economist at MIT, told me. “Mid-to-high-level managers are being told by their bosses that they need to use AI for X percent of their job to satisfy the board.” These companies might even lay off workers or slow their hiring because they are convinced—like the software developers from the METR study—that AI has made them more productive, even when it hasn’t. The result would be an increase in unemployment that isn’t offset by actual gains in productivity.

As unlikely as this scenario sounds, a version of it happened in the not-so-distant past. In his 2021 book, A World Without Email, the computer scientist Cal Newport points out that beginning in the 1980s, tools such as computers, email, and online calendars allowed knowledge workers to handle their own communications and schedule their own meetings. In turn, many companies decided to lay off their secretaries and typists. In a perverse result, higher-skilled employees started spending so much of their time sending emails, writing up meeting notes, and scheduling meetings that they became far less productive at their actual job, forcing the companies to hire more of them to do the same amount of work. A later study of 20 Fortune 500 companies found that those with computer-driven “staffing imbalances” were spending 15 percent more on salary than they needed to. “Email was one of those technologies that made us feel more productive but actually did the opposite,” Newport told me. “I worry we may be headed down the same path with AI.”

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Sisyphus @sisiphus.bsky.social · 15h

Vou dar uma procurada lá

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Sisyphus @sisiphus.bsky.social · 16h

Conheço essa loja, estou de olho nuns jogos de cama bem bonitos lá, mas... 400 reais (e mais 400 a capa de edredom kkkk)

Vou esperar a black fraude ou deixar pra depois 😅

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Sisyphus @sisiphus.bsky.social · 16h

Esperar ficar menos lisa pra ir na loja de tecidos e comprar alguns pra fazer minha própria capa de edredom que não vai custar nem 100 reais, pau no cu dessas lojas

Sisyphus @sisiphus.bsky.social · 16h

1500 reais a porra de um jogo de cama com ~capa de edredom~ e fronha eu VOU coringar

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Kani @kani.art.br · 17h

no futuro um robô vai humilhar vc com todas as suas inseguranças e fraquezas e vc não vai poder reclamar pq aceitou a compartilhar seus dados

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Gabi Bianco @gabibianco.bsky.social · 19h

Eu amo esse papinho de casal "em busca de uma aventura"

Parece que eles querem escalar o Kilimanjaro, explorar o deserto australiano, nadar nas cataratas do Iguaçu, no mínimo sei lá comer sushi de baiacu venenoso em Tokyo, mas nãaaaaao na verdade só querem transar com outras pessoas. Chatão.

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Taize @taize.bsky.social · 18h

eu apoio essa campanha de acabar com o exército pq ele não dá lucro

Pale Blue Cope @c-thiagobrito.bsky.social · 20h

Pois é, ninguém fala que o exército nao dá lucro por exemplo.

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Bilhões and Billions @omnicr.one · 20h

só quer privatizar os correios quem nunca recebeu uma entrega da jadlog

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Sisyphus @sisiphus.bsky.social · 19h

Ele foi no automático e quando viu já era tarde e continuou, certeza kkkkk

Sisyphus @sisiphus.bsky.social · 19h

Lula cortando fatia triangular no bolo quadrado, véi 😭

Camarote da República @camarotedacpi.bsky.social · 1d

🎂 Presidente da Indonésia organizou uma festa de aniversário para Lula em Jakarta, em homenagem aos 80 anos do presidente brasileiro no próximo dia 27.

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Snoopy fumante @niniand.bsky.social · 1d

Restaurante circus, onde o palhaço é você

bibir @bibi.blue · 1d

mano vai toma no cu o tanto que tô rindo

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Sisyphus @sisiphus.bsky.social · 1d

Parece q as pessoas querem escutar músicas q elas conhecem pq elas sabem que vão gostar, ao invés de música clássica que seria "novidade", MAS todo millenial viciado em HP tbm conhece música clássica pq a gente ouvia na trilha sonora dos looney tunes que passava na tv aberta, não tem desculpa

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isisinha do novo testamento @starbornfae.bsky.social · 1d

toda empresa e cargo soam como uma encheção de saco pra mim pq eu não gosto de trabalhar mesmo

Meme de um macaco deitado relaxado no chão, com uma perna dobrada e a outra cruzada por cima e uma mão na cabeça com uma legenda em fundo branco escrita "por mim !!" em letras maiúsculas.

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Sisyphus @sisiphus.bsky.social · 1d

Isso pra tocar triha sonora de filme, ainda. Eu nunca fui numa apresentação de orquestra de verdade (desculpa aí), mas graças a deus a primeira vez não foi nessa tosqueira pra ouvir uma versão da marcha imperial de star wars 🙏