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gustabo
@gustabo.bsky.social
Sad and Brazilian-Canadian. Tired millennial. Father of twins. Immigrant. Extreme left.
He/him
I post in Brazilian (Traditional) most of the time and English (simplified) sometimes
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February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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lembrando que ele morreu em 2019 e o pix foi criado em 2020
February 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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LITERALMENTE
February 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Olha, o Jeff Epstein ter conta corrente na Cooperativa de Crédito Rural do Agreste Alagoano DEFINITIVAMENTE não estava na minha cartela de bingo para 2026!
February 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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He just… said it. Out loud. On air. On video. Ever so casually to.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Queria muito gostar mais dessa 5ª temporada de Only Murders In The Building, mas fizeram umas escolhas tão merdas e tão sem noção pros personagens que eu to achando a história central muito forçada e bem caída
February 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Rifa solidária em prol do acompanhamento oncológico da minha esposa.

Prêmio: Nintendo Switch 2 + Pro controller

35,00 cada Nº. Só chamar no pv pra escolher teu número. Compartilhem por favor para ajudar no alcance, ajuda muito!

Sorteio assim que fechar os números. No máximo 31\03.

Obrigado
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Doomscrolling while on the clock is just killing time but doomscrolling while unemployed is doing it for the love of the game
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Ontem aconteceu o seguinte:

Menina: "guys guys guys, LOOK"
@complexabel.bsky.social e eu: "o que foi, filha?"
Menina: "I tossiu AND farted at the same time! 🤩"
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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James Van Der Beek has sadly passed away at the age of 48.
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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🚨💃🏽 URGENTE | ALERTA DE LERO LO LE LO LE

SHAKIRA ESTÁ CONFIRMADA NO TODO MUNDO NO RIO

Contrato entre a cantora e a Prefeitura do Rio foi assinado ontem.
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Passei bastante tempo lendo os desaforos para a gringa que gerou a união LatAm no final de semana.
Um dos melhores foi:
"Brasil es hermano. Si habla raro pero ES NUESTRO."
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Khajiit posting
February 11, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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Spoiler: it didn’t
February 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
A creche ligou :(
Era criança com febre :((
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Tomara que morr@ logo
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Dismissed because of jurisdictional confusion, it should be stressed, rather than any new revelation that would discredit the survivors of sexual assault who have come forward.
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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today im hehe
February 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
tinha escrito textão brigando com algumes de vocês mas logo antes de postar resolvi apagar e ficar de boa
February 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Sobre arte, criação, etc.: a IA jamais seria capaz de fazer isso
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM