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@gustabo.bsky.social
Sad and Brazilian-Canadian. Tired millennial. Father of twins. Immigrant. Extreme left.
He/him
I post in Brazilian (Traditional) most of the time and English (simplified) sometimes
He/him
I post in Brazilian (Traditional) most of the time and English (simplified) sometimes
"papai, who's this on your toalha?"
"é meu pai, filho. Seu vovô"
"é meu pai, filho. Seu vovô"
February 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
"papai, who's this on your toalha?"
"é meu pai, filho. Seu vovô"
"é meu pai, filho. Seu vovô"
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"presentado por la rana Gustavo"
Acabo de descobrir que o sapo Caco na versão em espanhol chama Gustavo. Estou chocado.
Acabo de descobrir que o sapo Caco na versão em espanhol chama Gustavo. Estou chocado.
‘El show de Los Muppets’ regresa 50 años después con Sabrina Carpenter. Un especial de cuyo éxito dependerá la continuación de este mítico programa de variedades presentado por la rana Gustavo
‘El show de Los Muppets’ regresa 50 años después con Sabrina Carpenter, muchos ‘teleñecos’ y nostalgia bien entendida
Disney+ estrena un especial de cuyo éxito dependerá la continuación de este mítico programa de variedades presentado por la rana Gustavo
social.elpais.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:58 PM
"presentado por la rana Gustavo"
Acabo de descobrir que o sapo Caco na versão em espanhol chama Gustavo. Estou chocado.
Acabo de descobrir que o sapo Caco na versão em espanhol chama Gustavo. Estou chocado.
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“isso é problema de gestão, você não sabe administrar a rola que tem”
February 15, 2026 at 6:58 PM
“isso é problema de gestão, você não sabe administrar a rola que tem”
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When I get just a little too warm under the covers:
The little leg kick out for steering in skeleton is necessary yet crazy.
February 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
When I get just a little too warm under the covers:
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a Soberba e a Arrogância está de volta em todo o território nacional, cumpra-se, publique-se
February 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
a Soberba e a Arrogância está de volta em todo o território nacional, cumpra-se, publique-se
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The CBC made this clever & cute video that uses kids to explain the rules of curling:
February 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The CBC made this clever & cute video that uses kids to explain the rules of curling:
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Carnaval 🤝 evento de anime
O cara com uma placa "se quiser me beijar avisa" kkkkk
February 15, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Carnaval 🤝 evento de anime
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É impossível episcopal sem piscar o cu junto
"episcopal" vc pisca o QUÊ
February 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
É impossível episcopal sem piscar o cu junto
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Onça parda só de dia, de noite é só pintada
February 15, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Onça parda só de dia, de noite é só pintada
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ill never be able to stop thinking about this image
February 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
ill never be able to stop thinking about this image
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My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
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Linda homenagem ao cu verde do Carnaval da rede TV
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Linda homenagem ao cu verde do Carnaval da rede TV
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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domingo de carnaval
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
domingo de carnaval
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We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
February 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
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YOU GUYS. Kim brought Nicole cookies that the Belgium federation gave her for Valentine’s Day.
Nicole said they’re rooming together in the Brazil House & when they arrived their room was decorated half Brazil, half Belgium.
What a delightful duo. Can’t wait for you to hear from them on the show!
Nicole said they’re rooming together in the Brazil House & when they arrived their room was decorated half Brazil, half Belgium.
What a delightful duo. Can’t wait for you to hear from them on the show!
February 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
YOU GUYS. Kim brought Nicole cookies that the Belgium federation gave her for Valentine’s Day.
Nicole said they’re rooming together in the Brazil House & when they arrived their room was decorated half Brazil, half Belgium.
What a delightful duo. Can’t wait for you to hear from them on the show!
Nicole said they’re rooming together in the Brazil House & when they arrived their room was decorated half Brazil, half Belgium.
What a delightful duo. Can’t wait for you to hear from them on the show!
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
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Nicole Silveira é enfermeira metade do ano. Ela começou em outra esporte, o atletismo, antes de se dedicar a um esporte que não existe no Brasil. Ela ficou em 11o lugar contra gente que anda de trenó desde criança e tem muito mais verba. Não é medalha, mas tem que celebrar muito. Essa mina é foda.
February 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Nicole Silveira é enfermeira metade do ano. Ela começou em outra esporte, o atletismo, antes de se dedicar a um esporte que não existe no Brasil. Ela ficou em 11o lugar contra gente que anda de trenó desde criança e tem muito mais verba. Não é medalha, mas tem que celebrar muito. Essa mina é foda.
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o meu plano daria certo se não fossem estas crianças idiotas etc etc
February 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
o meu plano daria certo se não fossem estas crianças idiotas etc etc
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It’s like accidentally turning on the selfie cam but on a species level.
I accidentally looked at YouTube with a freshly installed browser and got served up the videos that are actually popular (instead of the weird technical shit I normally watch)
Wow.
We cooked.
Wow.
We cooked.
February 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
It’s like accidentally turning on the selfie cam but on a species level.
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please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
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me in any conversation about anything lately:
February 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
me in any conversation about anything lately:
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That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
February 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
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doing the Pele/Maradona chant I heard at every Rio 2016 event about how Brazil somehow got a winter Olympic medal before Argentina despite Argentina having all the mountains and snow
MEDALHA DE OURO BRASIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL
Lucas Pinheiro Braathen becomes the first South American ever to win a medal in any Winter Olympic event!!!!!
Lucas Pinheiro Braathen becomes the first South American ever to win a medal in any Winter Olympic event!!!!!
February 14, 2026 at 5:29 PM
doing the Pele/Maradona chant I heard at every Rio 2016 event about how Brazil somehow got a winter Olympic medal before Argentina despite Argentina having all the mountains and snow
Vamo então
VOCÊ é do Brasil, mora em país com neve e tem filhos? a hora de fazer uma vaquinha com todos os tios e tias do bluesky pra botar essas quiança no esporte é agora, IT TAKES A VILLAGE
February 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Vamo então