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Sad and Brazilian-Canadian. Tired millennial. Father of twins. Immigrant. Extreme left.
He/him
I post in Brazilian (Traditional) most of the time and English (simplified) sometimes
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Just did this.

"Rude" is essentially a shadowban and is capriciously applied.

"Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose."

Dudes, your CEO was shrieking "Waffles!" at people.
If you want to see posts from cool people on here, go to @moderation.bsky.app and turn off this label
February 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Super Mario All-Stars (SNES - 1993)
December 23, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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LULA, ENTRA NO ROBÔ OU A DILMA VAI TER QUE LUTAR DE NOVO
EH O MECHALULA

ESQUEÇA TUDO
February 16, 2026 at 2:43 AM
This
Desculpa mas eu vou bloquear sim conta de esquerda que usa IA
February 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Nessa daqui o trenó bateu bem no ossinho do meu punho esquerdo quando eu fui segurar as crias lá no fim, tá difícil de mexer minha mão agora :)
A gente resolveu intruzir luge 🛷 tb PRA TREINAR VÁRIOS ESPORTES E TER MAIS CHANCES DE MEDALHAS🥇
February 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Minha parte pro próximo ouro nas olimpíadas de inverno eu tô fazendo
February 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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-Senhor Juiz quero que q escola seja processada !
-Pq?
- Tinha um Lula robô gigante nos carros, é propaganda antecipada!
- Vc tá dizendo q o presidente Lula é um robô gigante?
- Não, é a imagem dele.
- Parece um robô gigante
- É, parece.
- Pedido negado. Próximo!
-Senhor Juiz quero que q escola seja processada !
-pq?
- pela humilhação da forma que representaram Bolsonaro!
- ué não vi, ele tava nos carros?
- claro , o palhaço de tornozeleira!
- o senhor está afirmando que Bolsonaro é um palhaço?
- claro que não!
- pedido negado. Próximo!
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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meu pau de óculos (by @preisteichon.bsky.social )
February 16, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest

BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!

HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my

BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!

HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
February 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
"papai, who's this on your toalha?"
"é meu pai, filho. Seu vovô"
A gente na piscina kkkkk
February 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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"presentado por la rana Gustavo"

Acabo de descobrir que o sapo Caco na versão em espanhol chama Gustavo. Estou chocado.
‘El show de Los Muppets’ regresa 50 años después con Sabrina Carpenter. Un especial de cuyo éxito dependerá la continuación de este mítico programa de variedades presentado por la rana Gustavo
‘El show de Los Muppets’ regresa 50 años después con Sabrina Carpenter, muchos ‘teleñecos’ y nostalgia bien entendida
Disney+ estrena un especial de cuyo éxito dependerá la continuación de este mítico programa de variedades presentado por la rana Gustavo
social.elpais.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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“isso é problema de gestão, você não sabe administrar a rola que tem”
February 15, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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When I get just a little too warm under the covers:
The little leg kick out for steering in skeleton is necessary yet crazy.
February 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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a Soberba e a Arrogância está de volta em todo o território nacional, cumpra-se, publique-se
February 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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The CBC made this clever & cute video that uses kids to explain the rules of curling:
February 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Carnaval 🤝 evento de anime
O cara com uma placa "se quiser me beijar avisa" kkkkk
February 15, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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É impossível episcopal sem piscar o cu junto
"episcopal" vc pisca o QUÊ
February 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Onça parda só de dia, de noite é só pintada
February 15, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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ill never be able to stop thinking about this image
February 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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Linda homenagem ao cu verde do Carnaval da rede TV
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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domingo de carnaval
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal.

It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
February 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM