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@gustabo.bsky.social
Sad and Brazilian-Canadian. Tired millennial. Father of twins. Immigrant. Extreme left.
He/him
I post in Brazilian (Traditional) most of the time and English (simplified) sometimes
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Rifa solidária em prol do acompanhamento oncológico da minha esposa.

Prêmio: Nintendo Switch 2 + Pro controller

35,00 cada Nº. Só chamar no pv pra escolher teu número. Compartilhem por favor para ajudar no alcance, ajuda muito!

Sorteio assim que fechar os números. No máximo 31\03.

Obrigado
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Doomscrolling while on the clock is just killing time but doomscrolling while unemployed is doing it for the love of the game
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Ontem aconteceu o seguinte:

Menina: "guys guys guys, LOOK"
@complexabel.bsky.social e eu: "o que foi, filha?"
Menina: "I tossiu AND farted at the same time! 🤩"
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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James Van Der Beek has sadly passed away at the age of 48.
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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🚨💃🏽 URGENTE | ALERTA DE LERO LO LE LO LE

SHAKIRA ESTÁ CONFIRMADA NO TODO MUNDO NO RIO

Contrato entre a cantora e a Prefeitura do Rio foi assinado ontem.
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Passei bastante tempo lendo os desaforos para a gringa que gerou a união LatAm no final de semana.
Um dos melhores foi:
"Brasil es hermano. Si habla raro pero ES NUESTRO."
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Khajiit posting
February 11, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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Spoiler: it didn’t
February 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
A creche ligou :(
Era criança com febre :((
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Tomara que morr@ logo
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Dismissed because of jurisdictional confusion, it should be stressed, rather than any new revelation that would discredit the survivors of sexual assault who have come forward.
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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today im hehe
February 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
tinha escrito textão brigando com algumes de vocês mas logo antes de postar resolvi apagar e ficar de boa
February 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Sobre arte, criação, etc.: a IA jamais seria capaz de fazer isso
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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15 minutos de curling e já fico assim das idéia
February 10, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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Bad Bunny performs.

The NYT: What is sugar cane?

WaPo: What are politics?

Fox News: What is Spanish?
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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O projeto é destruir as tradições indígenas do maior numero de mundos possíveis
➡️ "Filhos de Deus": astrônomo do Vaticano diz que batizaria alienígenas

Richard Anthony D'Souza, nomeado pelo Papa Leão XIV como diretor da Specola Vaticana, ponderou sobre a presença de alienígenas

Leia: curt.link/nNLSe
February 10, 2026 at 9:15 AM
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me too pepper me too
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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Você tá pagando 3500 reais em 2 pentes de Memória RAM pra pessoa mais sem personalidade que você conhece fazer essa merda pra postar no stories.
February 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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CARA EU JURO PRA VCS Q EU TÔ EXATAMENTE ASSIM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM