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sammy

@skeetulrich.bsky.social

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picture taker, movie watcher, music enjoyer, occasional writer too tall to be an astronaut, too short to play basketball solaperture.photo

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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 6h

step 1: make a new better twitter so we don't have to spend time on the evil site
step 2: never ever stop talking about twitter or comparing the new app to twitter
step 3: ???!!??!

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Dates in Movies @datesinmovies.bsky.social · 8h

Oct 21st - Psychology professor, Dr Sean Maguire, met his nocturnally flatulent wife, missing game six of the 1975 World Series.

📽️📅 Good Will Hunting (1997)

2 Screenshots from the movie "Good Will Hunting" (1997): First, a young man with short blond hair sits in a room lined with bookshelves, wearing a dark jacket with light stripes on the sleeves. He has a thoughtful expression as he asks, "So when did you know, like, that she was the one for you?" Second, an older man with a beard and a warm expression responds, "October 21, 1975." He is wearing a green cardigan over a blue patterned shirt, and the background is filled with books and papers.

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 19h

blows my mind what calibre of actor they can get in shitty commercials
judi dench in what possible world are you broke enough to do a moneysupermarket ad where you reprise the roll of M?
no brian cox, im not going to buy malibu

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22h

Mr Kruger from Seinfeld crudly drawn back into his family vacation photos

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 23h

still not at 100% confidence with bluesky's UI and keep finding myself scrolling through someone's page thinking I'm on "home", so if you just get like 200 straight notifications of me liking your shit going back 2 months, thats why

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 1d

respect to the US trying so hard to become the most cucked nation on earth

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 1d

very much a "idk man i think it depends" situation

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 1d

i think that's the key difference between say; having a conversation with your friend on the bus and calling someone on the bus and talking loudly down your phone - its bad to hear stuff that is unintelligible to you!!
like people don't get that it sounds so much worse from 2 feet away

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 1d

to me thats a very different thing from doing it on public transport etc

one is "hey would you mind turning that down a little?"
the other is "please use headphones or turn it off, no one wants to hear that shit*

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 1d

bring back ASBOs (but literally only for doing this)

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 1d

park and beach - is there no one in your immediate vicinity? can you keep it to a good volume for just your group? sure

workout - only acceptable if you are an infamous jogger with a gimmick, like my hometown's Running Stormtrooper
(somehow his speaker hasn't gotten less tinny sounding in 5 years)

shitty digital HDRd up picture of the Running Stormtrooper ripped off of instagram

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🕷️Gory Thing🕷️ @korybing.bsky.social · 2d

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 2d

you don't call yourself "Big Mike" unless you plan on dming every fake beautiful woman account who has an AI pfp with "Hello Rosery, I would loveto get the know you!😍"

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 2d

protesting the idea of being a sad spaceman in a little capsule

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 2d

love the weird bits in Chapter 2 where they de-aged the kids so badly every scene with them has their eyes bugging out

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 2d

no review at all?
oh that thing stinks

Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 2d

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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 2d

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 4d

whoa. this is revolutionary. they literally look like if a man and woman had a baby

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Ben Horst (bluecheck.jpg) @moriamarmalade.bsky.social · 19d

hey folks, me and my brother are getting illegally evicted. i don't want to fight it, I just want to get to someplace safe.

If we had enough for first and last month's rent I think I we can do it.

Humbly asking for $2000, please share. (this is a first time ask)
www.paypal.com/paypalme/Ben...

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nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 19d

We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19d

U.S. Forest Service Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19d

wow apparently my wallet inspector got arrested.. they're accusing him of running some kind of scam? no way Randal would risk hurting the business he built for some petty crime. wallet inspection was his life. oh good there's a gofundme link

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · May 23

Communism is normal and you can talk to your friends about it

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 20d

hey its about time we unionised the dick-sucking factory

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concrete halloween @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · Jul 26

nosebleed section is an absolute banger sorry to say it