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Sklutecase

@sklute.bsky.social

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just a guy with big ears, working around the music biz. rap is an art, you can’t own no loops. Grammy nominated producer Best Historical ‘23. Bay Area -> NYC -> Portland. I remain reticent

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Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 5h

Maharaji is right there

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 7h

these foos did not just say bold strategy let’s see if it works for him

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 7h

inhaled the spiciest ramen I could find to kill this cold. will let you know how it goes

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 7h

INTRIGUE

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 8h

I’m not a big brained baseball person but idk how you pull your excellent starter to let your bullpen try it against the guy who can’t stop hitting homers

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 8h

I know Skubal wanted to throw up after that near-HR. sickening

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 9h

lol this is the definition of "they're still not gonna f you"

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 9h

2nd slowest sprint in all of baseball just stole third

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 9h

rooting for all absolute units

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 10h

Larry is the white guy, people think he’s funny
he’s lactose intolerant, cheese is bad for his tummy

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 10h

fortuitous decision to opt for Dick’s over Taco Bell. Sits better on a champagne tummy

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 13h

is this doing the fucking news

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 13h

thinking back to 2020, when we had the wall of moms and even Ted Wheeler (barf) getting gassed there was firm public opinion on the side of the protests and when it devolved into a nightly roving fight club... the libs voted for Gonzalez

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 13h

if all they see is ICE assaulting women & children and black bloc tearing shit up the gut emotional response is going to be clamoring for order which will usher in *full fascism*. so not to appease them but to be intentional w tactics. rn there's a good split view going that is emotionally resonant.

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 13h

kind of riffing on the original thread, I think there's a certain kind of American lib-normie who turns away from stuff like kids being dragged from cars (or bombed in Gaza). Is this good? ofc not. American psyche is heavily predicated on things are ok arc of history etc etc etc.

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 13h

I'm gonna file my skeet to a combo of this nasty bug my kid gave me and MR miscommunication.

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 13h

ugh sorry.

I meant the OP not you

ICE is out here doing goon shit too just the inflatables are getting the press.

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 14h

the animals are wearing masks as far as I've been able to see; the OG frog is Mexican American; minorities in Portland are in some ways more vulnerable and less protected bc they lack the strength of community numbers.
that post isn't super helpful in my eyes

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 15h

Cocaine so white that the Volvo gets parked on the sidewalk because the street is one narrow single lane and the garage was converted to a pool house/writing nook/guest quarters and the driveway is for the electric sprinter

DJ BobbyCousy @bobbycousy.bsky.social · 16h

Cocaine so white that the Volvo gets parked in the garage

bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 16h

Cocaine so white that anyone caught in possession gets off with a warning

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 17h

congrats! been watching y'all work this for years. really great to see.

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 17h

the mercury is definitely in haterade rn

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 1d

these foos said "come back at night it'll be different" 😂

it's different, I'll give you that

Nathan Williams @nathanmwilliams.bsky.social · 1d

Portland you are something else

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 1d

lol. motion to have “tae bo hoe” stricken from the record

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 1d

“your honor, I submit that my client Shawn Corey Carter has never taken a class that could be construed as teaching ‘tae bo’. In fact, at the time of the recording in question, Mr. Carter was not aware of any such fitness program’s existence.”

Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 1d

Could you imagine if Jay-Z took Columbia Records to court in 2001 bc Nas called him a "Tae Bo ho" in "Ether" ?

Sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 1d

sciatica legitimately sucks but we are gonna get these jokes off