Mid-Blythe Crisis
@skylark.bsky.social
💖💜💙 Weirdo.
A city mouse stuck in the country.
A fan of science and the natural world🌱.
I live with two dogs 🦮🐕🦺, and three ball pythons🐍🐍🐍.
A city mouse stuck in the country.
A fan of science and the natural world🌱.
I live with two dogs 🦮🐕🦺, and three ball pythons🐍🐍🐍.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
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Eating ballsacks to end woke.
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Eating ballsacks to end woke.
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This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
Why am I just learning that “Blythe Yuletide” is a common holiday greeting in Northern Ireland and Scotland?
December 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Why am I just learning that “Blythe Yuletide” is a common holiday greeting in Northern Ireland and Scotland?
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Fuck Marry Kill: Rutherford B. Hayes, James A. Garfield, Chester A. Arthur.
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Fuck Marry Kill: Rutherford B. Hayes, James A. Garfield, Chester A. Arthur.
Please be advised, “Holiday Road” is not a Christmas song. Thank you for your kind attention to this matter.
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Please be advised, “Holiday Road” is not a Christmas song. Thank you for your kind attention to this matter.
Sideways Solstice Sun
December 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Sideways Solstice Sun
I’ve been pretty online for most of my adult life but I am not sure who Jake Paul is and I am ok with that.
December 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I’ve been pretty online for most of my adult life but I am not sure who Jake Paul is and I am ok with that.
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Toyin Ojih Odutola, Nigerian born visual artist living and working in New York #WomensArt
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Toyin Ojih Odutola, Nigerian born visual artist living and working in New York #WomensArt
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
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With Vivid Color sign painters in Eagle Rock (at Walt's Bar)
I love Christmas in Los Angeles.
I love Christmas in Los Angeles.
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
With Vivid Color sign painters in Eagle Rock (at Walt's Bar)
I love Christmas in Los Angeles.
I love Christmas in Los Angeles.
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Carol Long, contemporary US ceramicist who draws influences from plant and animal life and also art nouveau #womensart
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Carol Long, contemporary US ceramicist who draws influences from plant and animal life and also art nouveau #womensart
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Memorial To A Marriage, 2002, sculpture by New York based artist Patricia Cronin #WomensArt
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Memorial To A Marriage, 2002, sculpture by New York based artist Patricia Cronin #WomensArt
This is your periodic reminder that “Fruit Snacks” are gummy bears with artificially added vitamins.
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This is your periodic reminder that “Fruit Snacks” are gummy bears with artificially added vitamins.
I have not.
I haven’t.
I’ve not.
I’ven’t.
I haven’t.
I’ve not.
I’ven’t.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I have not.
I haven’t.
I’ve not.
I’ven’t.
I haven’t.
I’ve not.
I’ven’t.
N95 masks also make excellent snack cups. Happy Cold&Flu season to all the Urgent Care providers out there!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
N95 masks also make excellent snack cups. Happy Cold&Flu season to all the Urgent Care providers out there!!!!
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November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I know you can buy a “yogurt maker” machine but I really like using the stovetop because I get to bundle my yogurt up in a little sweater overnight. It’s so cute!!!
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I know you can buy a “yogurt maker” machine but I really like using the stovetop because I get to bundle my yogurt up in a little sweater overnight. It’s so cute!!!
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November 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
::Coworkers ordering from Starbucks::
::Me, saying there is a ULP strike going on and we should order from somewhere else::
::Coworker complaining that getting coffee from somewhere that is NOT Starbucks is “too hard””::
::Me explaining the concept of a FUCKING STRIKE::
::Me, saying there is a ULP strike going on and we should order from somewhere else::
::Coworker complaining that getting coffee from somewhere that is NOT Starbucks is “too hard””::
::Me explaining the concept of a FUCKING STRIKE::
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
::Coworkers ordering from Starbucks::
::Me, saying there is a ULP strike going on and we should order from somewhere else::
::Coworker complaining that getting coffee from somewhere that is NOT Starbucks is “too hard””::
::Me explaining the concept of a FUCKING STRIKE::
::Me, saying there is a ULP strike going on and we should order from somewhere else::
::Coworker complaining that getting coffee from somewhere that is NOT Starbucks is “too hard””::
::Me explaining the concept of a FUCKING STRIKE::
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
100% Guaranteed to Not Be Cursed
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
100% Guaranteed to Not Be Cursed