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Mid-Blythe Crisis
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💖💜💙 Weirdo.
A city mouse stuck in the country.
A fan of science and the natural world🌱.
I live with two dogs 🦮🐕‍🦺, and three ball pythons🐍🐍🐍.
I have not.
I haven’t.
I’ve not.
I’ven’t.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
N95 masks also make excellent snack cups. Happy Cold&Flu season to all the Urgent Care providers out there!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I know you can buy a “yogurt maker” machine but I really like using the stovetop because I get to bundle my yogurt up in a little sweater overnight. It’s so cute!!!
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
::Coworkers ordering from Starbucks::
::Me, saying there is a ULP strike going on and we should order from somewhere else::
::Coworker complaining that getting coffee from somewhere that is NOT Starbucks is “too hard””::
::Me explaining the concept of a FUCKING STRIKE::
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
100% Guaranteed to Not Be Cursed
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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By the 1940’s the USA was the world leader in science. It took the crown away from 🇬🇧 whose empire spanned the globe. We held it through the century & landed a man on the moon.
Our empire spanned the globe.

The history books will show we lost it to China in 2025. www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Dismantling of US federal agencies will ‘destroy science’
From NASA to the National Institutes of Health, federal agencies conduct research that universities cannot. Agency scientists speak out about the irreplaceable facilities, institutional knowledge and ...
www.nature.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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‼️New Jersey‼️ Virginia ‼️

I cannot state this any more plainly, if you do not get out and vote for Mikie Sherrill and Abigail Spanberger - THIS 👇👇👇is coming to your streets, your grocery stores, your businesses and your SCHOOLS

#VoteNJ #VoteVA
October 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
WWMHD? Pulling some truly awful books from the “Little Library” at my work so I can bring them home and throw them in the trash where they belong. @michaelhobbes.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Hearing my 77 y/o aunt say things like “Fuck Ice” and “Every day I open the news hoping to see that he’s dead.” just warms my heart.
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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This is driving me crazy. The New York Times calling this madness an “anti-drug operation” is one of the worst forms of propaganda: accepting stated motivations of powerful people as the truth.
October 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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It's not a purity test to want a candidate without a nazi tattoo. It just isn't.
October 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I found out recently that my in laws think I have some kind of autoimmune disease because I retreat to my bed to rest/recharge so often when they’re visiting.
October 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
::Steve Irwin Voice::
WOT A LITTLE BEAUTY!!
October 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Amphibians unite 🐸🐸 #WarRavagedPortland
October 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I swear to god every single thing out of the orange shitgibbon's mouth is more moronic than the last.

And a credulous media reports it without comment as if this were all normal, and as if anything he says is actually true.

JFC. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Why isn't anyone calling him out?
October 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
Here’s video of the incident
October 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM