Nina the Slackmistress
@slackmistress.bsky.social
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TV writer. Writer writer. Penned the Lizzie McG bra episode. Author of The Crone Zone for @quirkbooks.bsky.social (Fall ‘25). Liz Taylor of the Midwest.
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Just referred to someone as “a trilby-dicked loser” and honestly, it’s the first time in awhile I’ve felt so alive.
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hellomoxie.com
Do y’all know about my friend @slackmistress.bsky.social’s book, The Crone Zone? It’s out now! And it’s 100% Cosmo-approved. amzn.to/46akvT4
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nslayton.bsky.social
The global war on terror set legal precedent for torture, abduction and assassination of those deemed terrorists.
slackmistress.bsky.social
I was prepared for the Nazis to be terrible, but I wasn’t expecting them to be straight-up *dorks.*
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sewzinski.bsky.social
“Artists, writers and musicians should go on strike until Kimmel is back!”

Hey you know how you love making grocery lists with ChatGPT and ask it decorate your house? It ate all our money and jobs so we don’t actually have anything to strike on.
slackmistress.bsky.social
I hope that everyone is having the day they deserve! 💙💙💙
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jamellebouie.net
if i had the opportunity to ask a question of anyone in the administration, given this "war in chicago" messaging, i would ask them how many americans the president intends to kill in his war
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pamwishbow.bsky.social
If you’re around Elliott Bay Book Co maybe I hid some stickers in the book I recently illustrated that came out today.
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tenth-muse.com
It’s here! @slackmistress.bsky.social book The Crone Zone is out now. Cosmo-approved.
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the17thqueen.bsky.social
This is worth twelve satires.
slucy.bsky.social
What a basic, compassionate, important message.
JB Pritzker saying he is thinking of you and doing everything he can to protect you
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jkmahal.bsky.social
I just started @slackmistress.bsky.social ‘s The Crone Zone and I love it. Highly recommend. Bought it on a whim and do not regret. Favorite quote so far: “It’s like a Voltron of caretaking expectations.”
Cover of Nina Bargiel’s book “The Crone Zone” featuring witchy herbs, skulls , a cauldron, mushrooms, a candle and other illustrations.
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jesszimmerman.com
The announcement is just gonna be “it’s illegal now to say I’m dead”
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jesszimmerman.com
Also if you do author events for a Chicago-area bookseller please holler at me or Nina, I get the sense she’s having a hard time getting event support from her publisher just because they laid off all their junior marketing and publicity staff
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slackmistress.bsky.social
Foreward Reviews calls The Crone Zone "a celebratory self-help guide about the wisdom, freedom, and fun of old age." A NetGalley Reviewer calls it riddled with f-bombs. Both are true! Available for preorder now or everywhere on TUESDAY! bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
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waynereewrites.com
@slackmistress.bsky.social remains one of the funniest and smartest people on the internet. If you're living outside America, you can get THE CRONE ZONE through Blackwell's.
slackmistress.bsky.social
I was looking for the link to my book for preorders (THE CRONE ZONE! September 2!) and came across a early review (???) that complained about the liberal use of “fuck.” MY MOM WILL BE SO PROUD! @quirkbooks.bsky.social
slackmistress.bsky.social
While you were on Bluesky, I was studying the blade.
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joshgondelman.bsky.social
I was a teenager in the early aughts, and it felt out-of-step with so much mainstream opinion to speak out against war. What is happening now is cruel and sad and wrong, and you don't have to let anyone make you feel bad for thinking and saying so.