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triple-q.bsky.social
It's all "cool to be cringe, no more layers of irony" until somebody dares to admit that they listen to mostly video game music or admit that they like perverted stuff
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
Every ad now
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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triple-q.bsky.social
me: a

brain: Whatever you're doing, it is not important. Put down whatever you're holding, pull out your tablet and draw Knuckles the Echidna NOW

me: Okay man whatever you say

#art #sketch #sonic
Knuckles the Echidna punching the air. Master Emerald shards surround him
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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marigoldtgp33.bsky.social
slightly more accurate angled version
September 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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athe52.bsky.social
Xbox 360 if it had the XrossMediaBar/XMB from the PS3
The XMB/XrossMediaBar if it had an Xbox 360 NXE/New Xbox Experience coat of paint.
October 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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chaos440.bsky.social
Got my performance review.
Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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blorgblorgbl.org
September 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Retro Difficulty - Gator Days
Retro Difficulty - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Gustopher throws up his arms in frustration. He's sitting on the ground and playing an old video game. The game is proving to be difficult. He is wearing a shirt that depicts a face represented by a large G and two smaller Gs representing the eyes. Mewbert is watching from the couch. She is confident that she could beat it easily. Gustopher: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! How did anyone beat this old game? Panel 2 Gustopher's dad chimes in to note how the game is definitely beatable. Nougat is comfortably sitting on his lap and happy to be recieving pets. August: It takes practice, memorization, and perseverance. Gustopher: Is that how you beat it? Panel 3 August looks suspiciously to the side. He is filled with sudden wave of shame. Nougat doesn't notice anything. She's just enjoying the pets. August: Well... Panel 4 August decides to come clean. August: There's also a code for infinite life. Gustopher: CHEATING! Nougat is no longer pleased. Not because of August's use of cheat codes but because his pets have slowed down. Nougat will remember that. Mewbert isn't really paying attention to any of this anymore.
September 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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armormodekeeg.blacksky.app
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
August 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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duplicarto.bsky.social
Are you enjoying this?
#deltarune #deltarunespoilers
June 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
In Donkey Kong Bananza, DK follows objects of interest with his eyes. However, he has an incredibly short attention span. Whenever a new object enters his vision, his attention is drawn to it instead. If many objects are moving, he will be distracted by each new one.
August 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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akiiame.bsky.social
I love exploring Bowser's desire to take down Mario himself, and only himself #mario #supermario #bowser #smb
A six panel Super Mario comic. Bowser is holding Mario in one arm, the latter starting to suffer from hypothermia in the snow storm surrounding them. Panel 1: Bowser's inner thoughts: "What are you doing. He's your ARCH NEMESIS. You're not supposed to SAVE him." Panel 2: Bowser's inner thoughts: But I'm not! I'm simply bringing him back to his stupid kingdom where he can stupidly recover again so I can PROPERLY beat his stupid face in. That's it." Panel 3: Bowser's inner thoughts: When this little dwarf goes down, it'll be by MY hand. None of this natural death baloney. That's entirely HIS fault, by the way!" Panel 4: Bowser looks down at the violently shivering Mario for a moment. Panel 5: Bowser sighs. Panel 6: Bowser out loud: "Stay alive, pipsqueak. You're nearly outta here."
November 30, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Weekend Plans - Gator Days
Panel 1 Nate, Iris, and August are on their lunch break and discussing weekend plans. It's very important to mention that Nate is enjoying a grilled cheese sandwich that has grown cold. Iris has a questionable substance for her own lunch. She is filled with regrets at the moment. Nate: Y'all got weekend plans? I'm going to a concert. Iris: Wine tasting and a dinner party. Panel 2 August is smiling because he knows he has both the superior lunch and plans. He's eating a pepperoni pizza that's dripping with cheese. Truthfully, it's not the best pizza out there but pizza is still pizza and beats out many other lunches by default. Yes, I have put far too much thought into what everyone is having for lunch. August: I'll be playing video games and watching cartoons with my son. Panel 3 Nate and Iris stare intensely at August. In the background are two motivational posters made by someone who has a passion for graphic design. One depicts a bee and it says "BEE MOTIVATE". The other depicts a rabbit eating a mysterious substance coming from a tube that says "FOOD". The rabbit indicates that he is enjoying this by saying "YUM". The poster says "LUNCH HARD WORK HARDER. On the table is the container that Iris' meal came in. It says "MYSTERY MEAL - MEAT FLAVORED". Mystery Meal comes in multiple exciting flavors such as "VEGGIE, BEAN, PLANT, and LICORICE". Panel 4 Nate's eyes widen in jealousy. Nate: Lucky. Iris: No need to brag. August smiles. He has a lot to appreciate about life at the moment.
August 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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mondyspartan.bsky.social
Windows Marketplace on Windows Vista reimagined (concept)
Home page Item page (showing Enemy Territory: Quake Wars) Library showing the Digital Locker downloads
July 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
October 4, 2023 at 8:42 PM
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beholdmaxine.bsky.social
i had a very mean dream last night about a healing item whose effectiveness depended on how fucking stupid you are
February 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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imgdist.bsky.social
drawing people i see in the city (52/?)
May 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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alexrochonva.bsky.social
spamton rizz
January 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
The Flyer. 1/4
June 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
slavonius.bsky.social
Blossoms
April 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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schnedwob.bsky.social
they've got the quad damage olive oil at Central Market
Bottles of olive and truffle oil on a grocery shelf from Terras De Tavara, a brand with a logo that's pretty much 90% the Quake logo
April 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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foone.bsky.social
Remember: all computing history is important and should be archived and studied, so we can understand the good ideas and mistakes of history.

Except this button. This button should not have been archived and remembered.
A small metal pin with "I'VE GOT A FOOT-FETISH!" in big text, with "For the new Honeywell Mouse." and a drawing of a computer mouse below it
April 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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mondyspartan.bsky.social
"Balatro" (also known as Windows Joker) was a scrapped roguelite deck-building game slated to be one of the Premium Games included in the Ultimate and Home Premium editions of Windows Vista.

(concept)
Mock screenshot, showing the 2024 roguelite card game Balatro reimagined as a game on a Windows Vista beta build.
March 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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8bithe.art
Hi @nanoraptor.danamania.com - I built your minitower C64 concept to exhibit at VCF SoCal this weekend (crediting you for the concept and design of course). It's not fully assembled in this photo. I hope you like it!
February 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM