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Ralphomet
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · Apr 4
They shoulda made Luke Skywalker smoke crack in those movies
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 21m
a man with a mohawk and a mustache is smiling .
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Elliott @turtlehotline.bsky.social · 24m
embarrassed when his pants fall down at a big fancy function and then when he bends over to pull them up his underpants rip and he farts at the same time.
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Shelby @vanekatthedisco.bsky.social · 31m
his family lifestyle taken away.
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 41m
Normal hockey player: practicing with two broken ankles and a steak knife sticking out of his clavicle

Josh Norris: "Coach Wuff I can't pway tonight I gottanuddaw owie!"
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 44m
Libby.
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 55m
Respectfully, I disagree.
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 1h
Lot's of great guesses, but the correct answer was "Epsteined!"

Thanks to everyone this morning for playing❤️
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 1h
Finish this sentence:

"I hope Terry Pegula gets..."
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 1h
a group of cartoon ghosts are dancing in a cave .
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 1h
a man with dreadlocks is wearing sunglasses and a shirt with a picture of a woman on it
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 1h
a killer whale is swimming in a blue ocean
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Freelance Bio Exorcist @dukeofawesome.bsky.social · 1h
Visited by three ghosts who convince him to refund every single PSL and sell the Sabres.
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 1h
You know, this is probably the most likely answer so far.
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Michael Whitney @michaelwhitney.lol · 1h
To meet a pod of orcas
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Joe @buffalowins.bsky.social · 1h
Lost
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Ryan M. 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @sabreguy2121.bsky.social · 1h
...out of the f-ing way, so someone who knows something about hockey can run the team and spend his dirty money on winning.
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 1h
Brutal
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wil the dadtrooper (fka DrLiam) @dadtrooper.bsky.social · 1h
his superyacht repossessed, very publicly
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David Winter @kenmoredave.bsky.social · 1h
I think I would be banned if I post my true thoughts
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britt🆘🇺🇸 @brittisstillemo.bsky.social · 1h
A wedgie
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 1h
I don't think they can ban you just for posting a single word like "ebola" or "decapitated"
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 1h
You're going wayyyyyy easier on him than I want you to
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 1h
Was awake and didn't watch a single second.
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 1h
Finish this sentence:

"I hope Terry Pegula gets..."
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 12h
Sabres died in 2011
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 12h
I wonder if Lindy Ruff knows about 9/11
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