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Ralphomet
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · Apr 4
They shoulda made Luke Skywalker smoke crack in those movies
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 6h
Terminator 2
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👻 Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon 🎃 @tjay56.bsky.social · 10h
(Male) Bills Fans linking up to sleep in the piss trough
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captain botas @d4rksabre.bsky.social · 10h
Smoking cigarettes I find on the ground in the Hammers Lot for the cause
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 10h
BFD I would sleep in a piss trough if it helped the Bills get to the Superbowl
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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 11h
It is very real
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 11h
Right, cheap and efficient public transportation.
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 21h
Spot on!
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 1d
See butt post butt
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 1d
We used AI to jack off a turtle. What we DIDN'T learn might surprise you
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 1d
What kinda cheese?
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 1d
Hope he never finds out about alcohol
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Marc Deschamps @marcdachamp.bsky.social · 2d
Remember when the Sabres had one of the league’s best goalies, he overstayed here and never won a Stanley Cup because of it, and the fanbase rewarded him with the nickname “Mister Softee?” And we’ve had nothing but mediocrity in net in the 15 years since?
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 2d
This is why I think it's so important to say "fuck you" before I say "go Bills"
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Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 3d
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 2d
And why is Paille centering Alex Mogilny and Josh Allen
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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 2d
I am not talking about Sabres hockey rn you are all disgusting perverts get help
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Ryan Nagelhout @nagelhout.bsky.social · 2d
saw your postgame bills takes in old town
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 2d
This is your finest work yet
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Hooters Shimokitazawa @kickyflippy.bsky.social · 2d
here’s a piss trough for this sad Monday morning
A piss trough at the Bills’ stadium taken on a game boy camera
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 2d
Billy Corgan 10 minutes after any time the original Pumpkins lineup reunites
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 2d
I said terrible
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 2d
Yeah, but I'm not sure Angel Of Death is as easy to sing along to as Beer or Superman
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 2d
I dunno how, but we have GOT to find a way to get the tight ends really into ska.
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Bills-Chick @bills-chick.bsky.social · 2d
Petition to dump Mr. Brightside its run its course.
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Ralphomet @sluglife.bsky.social · 2d
Good morning, rested and ready to read all of your terrible takes about the game last night
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