I took my wife to a swank Bucks County Inn for her birthday; I think we're the only guests.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I took my wife to a swank Bucks County Inn for her birthday; I think we're the only guests.
This actually made me mad.
August 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This actually made me mad.
Ah, the Easter Eve tradition of herding my confused dog to sleep in our room so she doesn't absolutely house all of the eggs we hid around the house.
April 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Ah, the Easter Eve tradition of herding my confused dog to sleep in our room so she doesn't absolutely house all of the eggs we hid around the house.
Parenthood is when you unironically sing along to Friday by Rebecca Black.
February 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Parenthood is when you unironically sing along to Friday by Rebecca Black.
I've never observed someone and thought "they really have a sore thumb."
February 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I've never observed someone and thought "they really have a sore thumb."
At first I thought 112 ambulances brought him.
January 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
At first I thought 112 ambulances brought him.
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I have no beak, and I must scream
January 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I have no beak, and I must scream
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Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
December 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
Hey my RDDT investment is up 218%
December 21, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Hey my RDDT investment is up 218%
I mean yeah, but I thought everyone knows this.
My English language hot take 🔥
'Obvious' is the worst word and I hate it.
It's too often used to describe things that are not obvious and instead serves to make the speaker look smart (and makes you feel dumb)
'Obvious' is the worst word and I hate it.
It's too often used to describe things that are not obvious and instead serves to make the speaker look smart (and makes you feel dumb)
December 15, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I mean yeah, but I thought everyone knows this.
Just 2 weeks for me, no shade intended!
December 14, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Just 2 weeks for me, no shade intended!
When I turn 40, will that make me senior?
December 14, 2024 at 6:04 AM
When I turn 40, will that make me senior?
I've been known to analyze data
December 14, 2024 at 3:36 AM
I've been known to analyze data
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Hiring a senior data analyst with specific experience in B2B businesses and either sales or marketing expertise. DMs open.
December 14, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Hiring a senior data analyst with specific experience in B2B businesses and either sales or marketing expertise. DMs open.
We're at, maybe 40% are kinda sick, but we also have the musical so they aren't sick.
December 13, 2024 at 11:39 PM
We're at, maybe 40% are kinda sick, but we also have the musical so they aren't sick.
Peace on earth and goodwill towards men. Easy.
Hey dads, what do yall even want for Christmas? Help me
December 13, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Peace on earth and goodwill towards men. Easy.
Hey, pinged you on slack, can you check real quick?
December 11, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Hey, pinged you on slack, can you check real quick?
"This must have been a deity to them"
December 10, 2024 at 6:18 PM
"This must have been a deity to them"
Our latest chip, Willow, was created by Usidore the Blue from the world of Foon and brought back to us by a clone of Arnie Niekamp through a trans-dimensional rift behind a Burger King in Chicago.
December 10, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Our latest chip, Willow, was created by Usidore the Blue from the world of Foon and brought back to us by a clone of Arnie Niekamp through a trans-dimensional rift behind a Burger King in Chicago.
Happy Darth Friday to all who celebrate
November 29, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Happy Darth Friday to all who celebrate
He's too scared to post
November 24, 2024 at 5:39 PM
He's too scared to post
I tried that "mah aaaiih" viral cat language call to Stella and she only looked at me a minute after I stopped.
November 24, 2024 at 5:39 PM
I tried that "mah aaaiih" viral cat language call to Stella and she only looked at me a minute after I stopped.