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New Super Blue Shirt Bart 🕹️🐑

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I made stupid videos and stupid video games. Any pronouns. https://red-fire.neocities.org/ https://www.youtube.com/@SmeddyTooBestChannel I post lots of bullshit context-less video game clips of ultra obscure garbage. Certified shit driver. Baa!

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New Super Blue Shirt Bart 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 23d

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New Super Blue Shirt Bart 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 4h

he's the leader of the bunch,
you know him well,
he'll save your soul
from the depths of hell
HUH

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Hafkie @hafk.bsky.social · 10h

@YashichiDSF

wife of 7 years packed up her shit and left last night. its fine, we werent rly working out. cat wasnt even mine. but we had two PS2's and she decides to take the fucking slim? she KNOWS it has faster load times. how am i supposed to PB with no slim? she took the FUCKING slim bro

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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 11h

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New Super Blue Shirt Bart 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 9h

TWO stupid quasi-near-impact turns and i didn't notice a green arrow lit up. i think i'm cooked

New Super Blue Shirt Bart 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 9h

i have officially gotten honked at by 3 different people across 3 different locations today. i think today has officially been my absolute worst in terms of making driving decisions.

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I love Adol Christin @limetimebaby.bsky.social · 2d

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New Super Blue Shirt Bart 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 14h

for a long time i've been wondering how the hell Chinese language systems work on Famicom games. as it turns out, they literally just take a giant chunk out of the PPU background RAM and generate the characters inside them.

i don't know what i was expecting.

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Sharb 🏳️‍⚧️ @firengames.com · 1d

Did you know in sonic 2 for the game gear if you don't collect the chaos emeralds tails will die

But if you manage to collect all the chaos emeralds you get a slightly different ending where sonic and tails die

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New Super Blue Shirt Bart 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 18h

The Bootleg Ozempic Epidmemic

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wriggle (Hatchday!!!) nightbug @wrigglenightbug.com · 2d

i hope i can use a single gate to create a register.
the humble:

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · Mar 4

samurai-ghost, magazine screenshot, turbografx-16 (1993) archive.org/details/vide...

long red haired protagonist, blue clothing/armour, sword wandering through the 'hurting zone', water, hills/mountains in the background.

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Out Of Context Creepypastas @ooc-creepypasta.bsky.social · 1d

Creepypasta: A Haunting Most Mario

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New Super Blue Shirt Bart 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 1d

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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 2d

“IF YOU DO NOT COPY THIS TEXT TO 8 & 1/2 PEOPLE THERE WILL BE 2 BEARS EVERY TIME U OPEN A DOOR FOREVER!!!”

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New Super Blue Shirt Bart 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 1d

"winter is coming" - walmond white

New Super Blue Shirt Bart 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 1d

none of the words in this show's title are offensive or derogatory and yet saying it out loud feels like i should be tried at the international court

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Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 2d

Goo Filled Lebron James $4.68 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). ow.ly/x9v950VpjH5

The Goo Filled Lebron goo has become hard over the years. Because of this though you can break his arms with a loud snap and then Lebron heals himself after a few hours. Then you can break his arm again.