Smoking Hare
@smokinghare.bsky.social
I love corvids and manatees and wish I could spend more time drinking beer and playing board games and less time gazing into the abyss.
Profile pic by IG: rivuletpapet
Profile pic by IG: rivuletpapet
I thought I was gonna take a bold stance and say out loud what we're all thinking (that he should get buried alive in wet concrete) but I was happy to see other Cait-followers were way ahead of me. High-fives all around yo!
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I thought I was gonna take a bold stance and say out loud what we're all thinking (that he should get buried alive in wet concrete) but I was happy to see other Cait-followers were way ahead of me. High-fives all around yo!
No, but especially Americans.
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
No, but especially Americans.
Oh poor thing 😭 I hope the recovery is as speedy as can be and that he's given a lot of treats in the meantime
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Oh poor thing 😭 I hope the recovery is as speedy as can be and that he's given a lot of treats in the meantime
Finally a job for me
two cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one is looking at the other
Alt: Gif from futurama where Fry sits next to the Sleezy 80s-guy who says "Awesome. Awesome to the max"
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February 11, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Finally a job for me
Reposted by Smoking Hare
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
What's this in reference to this time?
February 10, 2026 at 3:05 PM
What's this in reference to this time?
Why is no one Olympics-posting in my extremely narrow bluesky bubble of queers and artists and leftists 🥺 Where are my alpinemaxxers, my curling-pilled thems and my greedy medal goblins
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Why is no one Olympics-posting in my extremely narrow bluesky bubble of queers and artists and leftists 🥺 Where are my alpinemaxxers, my curling-pilled thems and my greedy medal goblins
"aggressive tenant-friendly policies" lmao swallow a shard of glass you shameless empty husk of a human being
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
"aggressive tenant-friendly policies" lmao swallow a shard of glass you shameless empty husk of a human being
These pictures fill me with dread for some reason
February 6, 2026 at 1:45 PM
These pictures fill me with dread for some reason
there must be a better way to phrase that
February 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
there must be a better way to phrase that
Unforgivably cruel, I wish her nothing good in life.
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Unforgivably cruel, I wish her nothing good in life.
All this talk of self-care and you arrest the only person doing it right
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
All this talk of self-care and you arrest the only person doing it right
February 3, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Me when I get called out harder than I've ever been before in my life
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Me when I get called out harder than I've ever been before in my life
God damn it, I'm so saddened to hear that. He was such a ray of light in a dreary world. My thoughts are with his family and friends - know that Dan's light reached across the globe
January 29, 2026 at 8:19 AM
God damn it, I'm so saddened to hear that. He was such a ray of light in a dreary world. My thoughts are with his family and friends - know that Dan's light reached across the globe
Tbf I do. Suck it in hell Charlie, brought that one on yourself homie
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Tbf I do. Suck it in hell Charlie, brought that one on yourself homie
Callo Merlose drawing when?? 🙏
January 28, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Callo Merlose drawing when?? 🙏
I think you should go for it, it's a great phrase. "It slaps" fucks
January 28, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I think you should go for it, it's a great phrase. "It slaps" fucks
The opposite actually - something that slaps kicks ass, or rules
January 28, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The opposite actually - something that slaps kicks ass, or rules
I needed that, cheers
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I needed that, cheers
Hmm, it seems marinating my brain in social media takes about fascism, unrestrained state violence and liberal appeasement hasn't given my Sunday the peppy, cheerful start I was hoping for. Strange, that
January 25, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Hmm, it seems marinating my brain in social media takes about fascism, unrestrained state violence and liberal appeasement hasn't given my Sunday the peppy, cheerful start I was hoping for. Strange, that