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Snark
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I am goblin.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Pinned
Always be yourself unless you can be a Scottish werewolf, then be that.
Humans , read this sign , then read it again.
Ally is a verb. 🏳️‍🌈
It's not what you are.
It's what you do. ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This human is not even good at lying .
Johnson: I will administer the oath to Rep-elect Adelita Grivalva, I hope, on the first day we come back in session. In the meantime, she should be serving her constituents

(She cannot serve her constituents until Speaker Johnson swears her in)
October 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Got a bunch of replies saying I'm making things worse by overreacting and making people panic. Blocked them all. I'm not doing this. I'm not going to gaslit about objective reality. People should be panicking. The worst thing you can do in this moment is nothing at all.
September 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Humans in the United States your democratic republic is dead . It cannot and will not be repaired at the ballot box. Adjust accordingly.
All they had to do to circumvent the 1st Amendment was outsource the censorship to the oligarchs.

The oligarchs have seized control of not only the media but the very platforms and algorithms used to disseminate information itself.

www.thedissident.news/the-oligarch...
The Oligarchs' Coup Against the Free Press Is Happening Now
The American information space is not merely changing; it is undergoing a hostile takeover. It is a deliberate, coordinated campaign by a new class of oligarchs out of Silicon Valley that includes Jef...
www.thedissident.news
September 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Humans, it is time for that friendship to end.
September 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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This is an odd little book: odd for being printed on green paper with a shiny silver dust jacket (a bit tarnished now). It was published in 1973 by Impulse Books of Aberdeen. I'm not quite sure of the difference between a Ghost, a Spirit and a Spectre but that's quibbling...
#BookChatWeekly #ghosts
September 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Humans, this is what happens when you chase a up goblin from Wish or Temu. Play Siouxsie , leave out Drambuie. This is the proper way.
September 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
This is quite magical.
✧ The Emerald Star ✧
August 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
@kneecapceol.bsky.social I am fond of these humans. Green is the way.
July 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Green , never orange.
July 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Intelligence and euridition is required......
June 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Mood
June 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Humans, take note. Throw the brick , stay hydrated.
What's a thing you want the world to hear this Pride Month? What's on your mind? Let me know in the comments.

This question is only open to Queer or LGBTQIA people, but because this is my page, that includes everyone who says they are either.
June 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Us goblins do not glitter, however we will never hinder any creature's ability to do so, as a matter of fact we are often found celebrating said glitter in others, carry on.
June 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
April 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Trans humans are always visible to goblins.
March 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Unkind men so often whither in the face of unkindness.
March 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Oligarchs and their minions ...
It appears that Kristi Noem may have worn a $60K Rolex during her visit to the El Salvadoran prison camp today.
March 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Humans, go poke the US democrats.
March 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Humans, the Bastille has now become a Tesla dealership.
March 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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When a Tesla dealership gets shot at they send ICE. When a school gets shot at they send thoughts and prayers.
March 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM