Snortimer
@snortimer.bsky.social
Ancient, unknowable, connoisseur of puns and occasional writer of terrible smut.
Definitely NSFW 🔞
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/snortimer
dumpster fire: https://twitter.com/LewdPigSounds
Definitely NSFW 🔞
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/snortimer
dumpster fire: https://twitter.com/LewdPigSounds
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anteater problems (1/3)
November 19, 2024 at 9:13 PM
anteater problems (1/3)
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September 13, 2024 at 7:32 AM
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March 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Beta James and omega Damian regularly get up to antics like this, using clone toys on each other.. the fox is locked, but both are stuck in their collars thanks to their alpha husky dog..
January 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Beta James and omega Damian regularly get up to antics like this, using clone toys on each other.. the fox is locked, but both are stuck in their collars thanks to their alpha husky dog..
The new year just started, it's barely above freezing and there are like 5 minutes of sun light on a good day... Why has horny tree season started already!?
January 15, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The new year just started, it's barely above freezing and there are like 5 minutes of sun light on a good day... Why has horny tree season started already!?
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Enjoy your Exploding-Sky-Day
December 31, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Enjoy your Exploding-Sky-Day
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Remember to check your trees for surprise opossums, they bring good luck and lots of screaming
December 19, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Remember to check your trees for surprise opossums, they bring good luck and lots of screaming
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Rock, Paper, Scissors! | page 4
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Thank you so much for your support😉❤️
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Thank you so much for your support😉❤️
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Rock, Paper, Scissors! | page 4
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Thank you so much for your support😉❤️
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patreon.com/kamyuel/shop
Thank you so much for your support😉❤️
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Out of context screenshot from Campfire Cooking in Another World.
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Out of context screenshot from Campfire Cooking in Another World.
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Funfact:rasherissohot
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Funfact:rasherissohot
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Sounds like they're having quite the fun time with their playdate together. Might want to be careful with the noise though, there's plenty of night left to go and we'd just hate to have to discipline them so soon~
Comm from @blublah.bsky.social feat. @longestsummer.bsky.social's characters
Comm from @blublah.bsky.social feat. @longestsummer.bsky.social's characters
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sounds like they're having quite the fun time with their playdate together. Might want to be careful with the noise though, there's plenty of night left to go and we'd just hate to have to discipline them so soon~
Comm from @blublah.bsky.social feat. @longestsummer.bsky.social's characters
Comm from @blublah.bsky.social feat. @longestsummer.bsky.social's characters
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Place your heavy balls on my snout for safe keeping💖
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Place your heavy balls on my snout for safe keeping💖
Come one, come all!
Papa needs some new trash!
Papa needs some new trash!
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Come one, come all!
Papa needs some new trash!
Papa needs some new trash!
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It was so tempting to just go for a nice, big, juicy version of possum screams at own ass :p
October 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It was so tempting to just go for a nice, big, juicy version of possum screams at own ass :p
Starting to wonder if I will manage a whole opossum flavored deck while keeping the cards at least somewhat close to the iconography :p
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Starting to wonder if I will manage a whole opossum flavored deck while keeping the cards at least somewhat close to the iconography :p
Or wheel of misfortune... Depends on if you paid for that or not
October 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Or wheel of misfortune... Depends on if you paid for that or not
Everything is better with opossum!
October 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Everything is better with opossum!
It's oddly satisfying as a fat guy to go in for a health checkup and have the doctor check your pulse and blood pressure twice because they're both in the ideal range.
October 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
It's oddly satisfying as a fat guy to go in for a health checkup and have the doctor check your pulse and blood pressure twice because they're both in the ideal range.
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he's still seated there to this day
September 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
he's still seated there to this day