Snortimer
@snortimer.bsky.social
Ancient, unknowable, connoisseur of puns and occasional writer of terrible smut.
Definitely NSFW 🔞
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/snortimer
dumpster fire: https://twitter.com/LewdPigSounds
Definitely NSFW 🔞
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/snortimer
dumpster fire: https://twitter.com/LewdPigSounds
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Out of context screenshot from Campfire Cooking in Another World.
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Out of context screenshot from Campfire Cooking in Another World.
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Funfact:rasherissohot
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Funfact:rasherissohot
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Sounds like they're having quite the fun time with their playdate together. Might want to be careful with the noise though, there's plenty of night left to go and we'd just hate to have to discipline them so soon~
Comm from @blublah.bsky.social feat. @longestsummer.bsky.social's characters
Comm from @blublah.bsky.social feat. @longestsummer.bsky.social's characters
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sounds like they're having quite the fun time with their playdate together. Might want to be careful with the noise though, there's plenty of night left to go and we'd just hate to have to discipline them so soon~
Comm from @blublah.bsky.social feat. @longestsummer.bsky.social's characters
Comm from @blublah.bsky.social feat. @longestsummer.bsky.social's characters
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Place your heavy balls on my snout for safe keeping💖
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Place your heavy balls on my snout for safe keeping💖
Come one, come all!
Papa needs some new trash!
Papa needs some new trash!
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Come one, come all!
Papa needs some new trash!
Papa needs some new trash!
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It was so tempting to just go for a nice, big, juicy version of possum screams at own ass :p
October 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It was so tempting to just go for a nice, big, juicy version of possum screams at own ass :p
Starting to wonder if I will manage a whole opossum flavored deck while keeping the cards at least somewhat close to the iconography :p
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Starting to wonder if I will manage a whole opossum flavored deck while keeping the cards at least somewhat close to the iconography :p
Or wheel of misfortune... Depends on if you paid for that or not
October 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Or wheel of misfortune... Depends on if you paid for that or not
Everything is better with opossum!
October 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Everything is better with opossum!
It's oddly satisfying as a fat guy to go in for a health checkup and have the doctor check your pulse and blood pressure twice because they're both in the ideal range.
October 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
It's oddly satisfying as a fat guy to go in for a health checkup and have the doctor check your pulse and blood pressure twice because they're both in the ideal range.
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he's still seated there to this day
September 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
he's still seated there to this day
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Power outages in the dungeon aren't just an occasional annoyance, they're the perfect opportunity for smexy shenanigans! ;3
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September 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Power outages in the dungeon aren't just an occasional annoyance, they're the perfect opportunity for smexy shenanigans! ;3
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#Furry #FurryArt #FurryPorn #FurrySmut #FurryComic #NSFW
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This is their getting along piercing... doesn't seem to be working just yet
September 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This is their getting along piercing... doesn't seem to be working just yet
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September 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The new e-stim box is fun, definitely a nice upgrade, but the pads that came with it sadly don't stick well on leaky possums
August 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The new e-stim box is fun, definitely a nice upgrade, but the pads that came with it sadly don't stick well on leaky possums
A certain someone may have impulse bought himself an early birthday present of the kinky, e-stim variety... It is me, I'm the horny guy that wants to zap his sensitive bits. Also why hasn't instant delivery teleportation been invented yet?
August 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
A certain someone may have impulse bought himself an early birthday present of the kinky, e-stim variety... It is me, I'm the horny guy that wants to zap his sensitive bits. Also why hasn't instant delivery teleportation been invented yet?
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Everyone has their limit...
August 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Everyone has their limit...
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He Don't Fits, He Still Sits ;3
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April 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
He Don't Fits, He Still Sits ;3
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the true treasure is the pillow underneath our shirt all along
August 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
the true treasure is the pillow underneath our shirt all along
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August 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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does my gooooood puppy wanna go for walkies?~
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May 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
does my gooooood puppy wanna go for walkies?~
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