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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄

@softgryff.bsky.social

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Fuck off minors. 18+, just to show you I'm serious I'll make it 21+ 35yo Disabled Navy (OEF+OND) Former IT Radioman, Father and Donk. Alphabet Mafia (Pan Polyam), has beeg cow wife Hammah 💖

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · Nov 3

Hey everyone and the algorithm! I am a disabled Navy veteran here are some interests:
🫏Donkeys
🫏Liminal environments
🫏GameCube and PS2
🫏Music history
🫏Brutalist architecture
🫏PTSD research
🫏Media preservation/literacy
🫏Low poly lover
🌱💨 420 friendly
🫏Polyam, Pan, alphabet mafia and furry fandom.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 6d

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 10d

Bunny of Smoko, please bless me in this time of dankruptcy.

Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · Sep 18

No new pictures, i am here mentally.

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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · Sep 14

David Lynch’s LA Compound r/brutalism

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Flare @flarechess.bsky.social · Sep 11

BLUESKY GIVEAWAY:

- 1 Bigscreen Beyond 2e: @vrchat.com Edition (no 10 years of VRC+, sorry).

As long as Bigscreen can ship to you, you're eligible.

RULES:
- must be following me on Bluesky
- must RT this post

you must be comfortable with me ordering it for you!

Bigscreen Beyond 2e: VRChat Edition Shopping screen

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · May 7

A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, with horror on her face says "Oh No! That means..." We cut away to see Jack Skellington from Nightmare before christmas approach a door in a tree shaped like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of shocked passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash in to the towers. Jack once again says "what's this?"

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · Sep 11

This would make the best midwest emo core album cover ever.

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grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · Sep 11

Post 9/11 thread for people to post the wildest shit they remember from 01 to 06

I'll start:

People thought Osama had an entire mountain hollowed out that he was using as his base and that's why AQ was hard to find and that somehow a group of like 30 dudes arranged this.

A gi joe style hide out for al qaeda that is way too elaborate.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · Sep 10

Me today hearing the news after taking a nap:

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𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐎Ƨ𝐄 🔞𖤐 @tactimoose.bsky.social · Sep 7

Last one: 🤣

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A Catbus on Elm Street @hayao.lol · Sep 4

I will never apologize for a post

a drawing of Milhouse from the Simpsons but in the style of the Bauhaus movement captioned

everything's coming up Milhaus

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · Aug 24

If you see this, post a robot.

Simpsons robots are my favorite robots. 🍺🤖

Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · Aug 22

The lucky cat of dankruptcy has blessed my feed! Patron saint of fat doinks and reduced ptsd symptoms.

Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · Aug 21

This month has been wild. Kiddo started kindergarten and we've been catching up on everything. We don't have a car so we've been walking and busing everywhere. Absolutely love how pretty this place is, even if it's 100°f+ we can get everywhere/thing we need.

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · Aug 11

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · Aug 8

My grandpa ran movie theaters across california until he passed in 2003. Gpa started with drive-ins (60s) and then my dad managed his theaters for him for over 30 years. An employee embezzled a shitload so we had to file for bankruptcy and shut down our last cinemas in Red Bluff and Woodland 2009.

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · Aug 6

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · Jul 27

Bonus 4 because fuck it these are still some of my favorite albums of all time.

Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · Jul 27

Almost cried thinking about how these albums shaped teenage me. I can remember the SMELL of the Zune that i put these albums on. i can still FEEL the big button that was smoothed away from constant use.

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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · Jul 26

Just checking in to see how you’re doing

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · Jul 26

What is your favorite picture of homer eating or front facing?

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Donkeys of Darkness @sparkledonkeys.bsky.social · Jul 26

Always kiss your ass goodnight.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · Jul 26

My wife (borat voice)

Love wife, put wife in phone!

Helps me calm down or smile when I'm having panic attacks at the grocery store when we are separate lol

My wife (borat voice) Hammah is my lock screen because I love my wife.

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · Jul 25

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Leon “Lee” Grayhare @grayharetherabbit.bsky.social · Jul 25

“Now with more sodium!”
“Sweet jesus!”

Happy 25th birthday, Rejected

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REJECTED by DON HERTZFELDT (Blu-ray restoration)

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