softputsch.bsky.social
@softputsch.bsky.social
jokes and lolz
You think that bunny is bad?
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 AM
The Patriots losing and the Vikings taking a stray? Beautiful.
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
One of the most obvious signs that someone procures for sexual predators is diminishing eyebrows
February 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
The alliteration of a coward.
January 27, 2026 at 1:51 PM
"The Secret Agent" (Evgenia Alexandrova) should be here, but I guess they felt they met their quota for the year.
The nominees for Best Cinematography at the 98th Academy Awards 🎥

#Oscars
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 PM
This category is a bit of a disaster. No Daniel Lopatin ("Marty Supreme"), Daniel Blumberg ("The Testament of Ann Lee"), or Rob Mazurek ("The Mastermind").
The nominees for Best Music (Original Score) at the 98th Academy Awards 🎥

#Oscars
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 PM
lol
January 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I guess I didn't scroll far enough.
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Woody Allen after his failed audition to be in Elvis Presley's Memphis Mafia.
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Screenshotting twitter bullshit for love of the game--Parker lives for this.
January 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
When you can't hold it anymore.
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
When Carol Sturka drugged and tortured her love interest for keeping secrets and containing too many identities, lesbian twitter felt that.
December 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Vanced?
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If Trump had seen this twelve years ago, the world might be a very different place.
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Real patriots start lactating turkey gravy 7-10 days prior to Thanksgiving.
There’s no way this is real
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
PinkParentheses
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
That didn't take long. Critics have already started with the if-only-Carol-were-more-likeable Pluribus takes.
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
She always looks like she's auditioning for the Anna Paquin role in Hurlyburly.
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Can bulls be critters?" is going to tear families apart.
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We're gonna get some great inside shots of Trump's new ballroom soon.
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Tara Reade guy and Kamala guy are fighting. I hope "Trump Will Never be President" guy weighs in.
October 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
MY TOP 10 LEAST EMBARRASSING MOUNTAIN GOATS SONGS:

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October 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Kat Abughazaleh is next
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
October 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The Exorcist
The Shining
The Fog
The Exorcist III
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

I'll go first:
-Silence of the Lambs
-I Saw the Devil
-Coherence
-Jaws
October 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"The brain isn't even fully developed until 25, and women may regret not keeping that baby in the future." - Gavin Newsom logic applied to abortion
Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader?

I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
August 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM